Andres

[the-memedaddy]

[patapera]

💜MATCHING BABES💜

Tyler by @hoechlin tumblr Dylan by @dylanhobrienru instagram

[justanothermlmblog]

listen, vampires and werewolves are inherently trans and gay but werewolves are Extremely Trans and Vampires are Really Really Gay

[gaypeopletwitter]

[despazito]

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

[themonstermesh-blog]

If you are blocked by the OP you did something problematic.

[despazito]

you must be new here

[bitchycode]

I wanna be nice but everyone annoys me

[refinery29]

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[beggars-opera]

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

[tactical-necromancy]

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

[welcometonegrotown]

[welcometonegrotown]

[itsatru]

last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler activity and we just talked. they were doing ICE raids in the city and she was worried her parents wouldnt be there when she got home. then she was worried that ICE may come to the school and take her. we looked the laws up together and printed it out so she could carry the papers with her. 

it is illegal for ICE to raid a school and take children. ILLEGAL. i told my student (and eventually the class in like a blanket statement because i had quite a few undocumented students) that if anyone did come i would put my body between ICE and my students and really struggle. honestly my heart broke so much that day - take care of undocumented people in your life because they deserve so much better than this ffs. this woman is so very evil and has a black heart and i hope she rots in prison

[heyitscdubs]

Fuck Betsy DeVos

[richarddmadden]

There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, “Yeah, it’s me!”. And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[foxyfandoms]

This captures how the new millennium slowly murdered the silly idealism and creative freedom of the 90s with it’s unrelenting cynicism perfectly.

It’s kind of sad to look at it.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[chubbyfubby]

tfw u leave ur furbies in the car w ur parents

[chubbyfubby]

my poor dad

[valtsv]

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

[queentianas]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]