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i just had the stunning revelation that i can post my photography so imma do that from now on

also happy pride month, i was in the woods for a week so i couldn't post so uh yeah sorry this is like 4 days late

#happy pride 🌈#second hashtag #i'm just milking the “second hashtag” bit because i do not have the brainpower to come up with something else right now

tumble dryer is this site's new name and i'm taking over as ceo

first order of business, everyone is now red. everyone. yall boutta look like some walking tomato people

#i have no hashtags for this #second hashtag

#i have stored 32 bombs inside your attic #they will detonate in 10 hours 43 minutes 22.884 seconds #oh also your bread has all been rotated 90 degrees clockwise

bleedthebeat

don’t worry about it

#9/mii-leven walked so the chicago biin could run

velvetcloak

andesitetriangles

YES

#fuck generative ai #honestly fuck ai in general #can we just go back to like flip phones and windows xp please #anyways shoutout this post

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

andesitetriangles

i have never resonated with a post more in my life

#no seriously washing your hair after it getting really dirty is as close to a religious experience as an atheist could get #second hashtag

game theory: the characters in super smash bros aren't actually abiding by your controller inputs, they just genuinely hate each other and want to get some hits in

#super smash bros brawl is better than ultimate #fight me about it #also melee is overhyped #yes it's good but people please it's not the end all be all of fighting games #wonder how many followers i'll lose because of this

should probably mention that the vermont is not real thing comes from my instagram account, i just thought it up one day and was like "yeah this is a funny bit" so i'm going with it now

#vermont isn't real #49 state theory #vermont is a lie made up by new hampshire

I FOUND THE SCHEDULE POSTS BUTTON

#now i can post bullfuckery all night #second hashtag #third hashtag because the second one was lonely

i fear i'm going to just have a spam account with the amount of posts i'm pushing out

i like replying to myself on every site i'm on because it makes me look insane

#relatable #hopecore #idk what these tags have to do with this post #i'm just tagging to tag at this point

When do you sing Hot to Go

there is an m1a1 abrams tank headed directly for you at approximately 73.5921 kilometers per hour. prepare.

#watch this idiot get owned by this fuckin tank #second hashtag

i remembered i had a tumblr account

#i haven't used tumblr in a year and a half #i deadass forgot this account existed #time to shitpost i guess

polyporethewicked

:D

Love making slop

andesitetriangles

r

#oh a new slop post #and it's from the only account i follow #haha knock knock joke funny #THE UNRELENTING VOID MENTIONED #RAAAAAAH

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD