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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Keni
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Origami Around
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
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JBB: An Artblog!
KIROKAZE
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Kaledo Art
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affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function š ten minutes is not that late š i can fit through that gap š the passengers donāt need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop š i can take this turn as fast as i want š twenty minutes is not that late š everyone on this bus desires me carnally š thirty minutes is not that late š
I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
Brotherhood of The Orb
will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week
the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise
"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals
I remembered that 2012 Prada villains runway exists and got possessed for a second there
I remembered that 2012 Prada villains runway exists and got possessed for a second there
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
PHRASE ADDED!
"WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE."
WORD ADDED!
Pesis
The Grimm writers were so real for making a wesen whose name directly translates to ābloodbathā and then giving us the softest cardigan wearing, cello playing, vegetarian clockmaker.
Happy 21st of September!
irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*
me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!
irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!
welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!
ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched āCHIRPā. It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. Weād already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said Iād deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldnāt drive and get one myself. An hour later, Iām ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH. So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him Iād pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it. My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery personā¦..
Whatās next pizza delivery hitmen
included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.
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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane
I donāt even go here but this is bout to make me fill out an enrollment form and show up with my lisa frank trapper keeper and pencil case.
