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24 nsfw sometimes

[maretriarch]

[beardedmrbean]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sistersorrow]

I'm on a payphone, trying to call home

All of my Nitro, I spent on you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[teaboot]

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[alayne-stones]

my favorite genre of asoiaftwt

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[inaloversquarrel]

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[spikedaily]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.18 | “Intervention”

[baeibby]

first son, first grandson, first nephew baby maegor is so loved

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[piro-piroooooo]

Sometimes when I'm on the bus on my way to work, listening to music and watching the world, I get myself so emotional I might cry.

I very truly love this world.

The bus passes through some neighborhoods that are quite neglected and poor. The government is fixing a bunch of roads because some soccer players are staying in my city for the world cup. They could have fixed the streets before, the money was there. But the soccer players weren't. The soccer players will leave, and the neighborhoods will stay poor.

I get emotional seeing older adults with fast food bags on the bus. I imagine they are going home to their children. It reminds me of my mom bringing us cheap rotisserie chicken from the supermarket she used to work at. Of my dad buying a lot more bread that was necessary for sunday breakfasts.

Our dad used to tell us about how when he was a child, the thing he wanted the most was to buy a bunch of soda bottles for him and his friends to drink.

The families with kids remind me of my sister and her family. My brother in law has been feeding a family of four on a cashier's salary. But things are looking up for them because my sister just got a really good job.

The thing I want the most is to see a world where kids never know this sort of sadness or anger. I want it to die with me. I want them to see these things and think of happy memories and a bright future.

[astraldemise]

boooooooo i hate when educational nature videos call animals that dont do crazy shit "primitive". a slug isnt primitive. it literally does not need to be any more than what it already is. why would a slug need agriculture or complex forms of communication. it has no need for what we think of as "advanced". it loves to eat dead leaf and sleep in flower pot. a slug is so cool

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]