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[ruinedchildhood]

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

[sanacloud-deactivated20211127]

Visit Original Link

[taggediconic]

[food-porn-diary]

Gingerbread house I made inspired by Nightmare before Christmas [OC] recipe and blueprints in comments.

[idiotparade]

loki: *tries to kill thanos with a KNIFE*

thor: *doesn’t go for the head*

frigga, in valhalla:

[amateur]

[paigezakharenko]

me: i want to contact this person !

brain: they haven’t contacted you first.,, they obviously hate you and you’d be annoying them if you contacted them

me: but that isn’t how it works because one of us has to initiate the conversation for it to happen

brain:

me:

brain: but what if that is how it works

me: shit ur right

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[jaybler]

[suspend]

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010

[khadidon]

[khadidon]

Teenage African-American female says that she is white.

[mens-rights-activia]

Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s combat media. Y’all hoes always fighting bout something smh

[bubblepunk99s]

we’re just a bunch of geese honking at each other

[mens-rights-activia]

[hazelninja24]

antisocial media

[humorhour]

[hastobeseen]

“I wasn’t born this mother fucker, I made him”

[colachampagnedad]

me and my problems sitting on the porch watching this guy run by with the answers

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

wait

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

[minamishipsit]

SJHDJSKA

[phlying-squirrel]

Okay but witch one did “hi my name is Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food?”

[coffeebuddha]

the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap