Hazelninja24

23 | cis / bi AMAB | LGBTQIA+ Supportive I have a fanfic sideblog linked in the navigation area. I blog mostly about SU at the moment but you may see some Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend Of Korra as well as some other stuff. This is my main so yeah Icon courtesy of Temeyes (http://temeyes.tumblr.com/) Header courtesy of @Foxboros (http://foxboros.tumblr.com/)

[depsidase]

[taraljc]

everybody the grilled cheese dude has a dog who wears hats who needs surgery. you should go to his twitter and you should buy his grilled cheese truck t-shirts because his dog is awesome and so is his grilled cheese truck.

[gayavatarstyle]

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

[gayavatarstyle]

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

[gayavatarstyle]

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

[gayavatarstyle]

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

[saltytocrusade]

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

[princecharmingtobe]

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

[gayavatarstyle]

[hazelninja24]

hey yall

I’m going on indefinite hiatus, I feel like my time on tumblr is up and that I need to move on elsewhere. If you wanna keep in touch I’m on discord under  Hazelninja24#3769. message me there. I’ve got nothing else, just have fun and good luck to you all :)

[mysharona1987]

[solassitudes]

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

[ofgeography]

[gins-potter]

Found this really good thread on twitter explaining what exactly is happening in Australia right now, because I haven’t seen much on Tumblr.

And because I don’t think the thread touched on it, when Scott Morrison, our PM finally did visit the affected areas he forced the residents to shake his hand (literally forced, he grabbed a woman’s hand even though she said no) and then walked away when they tried to talk about the situation and ask for help.  Google his name and you’ll find videos.

[soinglorious-deactivated2021040]

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

From the website’s FAQ:

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Why is there no charge for the groceries? Full Cart partners with generous companies and organizations you know and love to cover the cost of your meals. All you pay is shipping.“

This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

[jay-kwellyn]

Stay blessed y’all

[hazelninja24]

Hey yall! I'm going to take a short break for the next week because I notice that I'm wasting a lot of time on here that i could spend doing other things while I'm on break. If you have anything yall want to send in please do so, I'll check it all when I get back.

Kind regards :)

[kingjinxii]

Bisexuals, watch out for “bi positivity” blogs that promote panphobia.

Ex:

Pansexuals are transphobic/chasers!

Pansexuals have internalized biphobia!

Pansexuals just want to be special!

etc.

Pansexuals, watch out for “pan positivity” blogs that promote biphobia. 

Ex:

Bisexuality only means 2!

Bisexuals hate nonbinary people!

Bisexuals aren’t actually bi if they’re in a same-sex/different-sex relationship!

etc.

Don’t give them a platform. Let’s keep the solidarity up, yeah?

[kingjinxii]

Bringing this back

PANPHOBES AND BIPHOBES GET OUT

[guiltyidealist]

Bi/pan solidarity

[pride-on-a-string]

I LOVE MY BI AND PAN SIBLINGS! BOTH IDENTITIES ARE VALID AF

[anarchetypalarchive]

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

[satan-graffitied-my-soul]

The “I won’t hesitate, bitch” vine but @ friends who don’t love themselves

[breadspy]

[swindle94]

Now THIS is good commentary.

[czepeku-deactivated20260523]

BEHOLD THE TARRASQUE

Download it all here! For Free!

.Zip files are at the bottom of the page — scroll down! Files are split up to work around Patreon’s file size limits.

Happy Holidays!

As a special gift over the holiday season we contacted 20 battlemap makers, 2 miniature makers, 2 composers, 1 magic item creator, 1 monster maker and 1 adventure writer to bring you a giant, terrifying, full formed Tarrasque for you party to take on! Here’s what you’ll get, for free, as thanks for being Patrons:

Inside the Belly of the Beast

A gargantuan 123x40 grid battlemap within the Tarrasque itself! Dungeon crawl through the dank and dangerous depths of Tarrasque’s organs, from its razor sharp mouth all the way to its rancid rectum. This giant collaborative battlemap of 26 organs (and one impaling minaret!) was made possible by all your favourite battlemappers!

The Tarrasque Task of Moreen Trask

What do you do when a 1,200 foot long, 600-foot tall, hard-shelled lizard barrels across the desert headed straight for the tavern in which you and your friends are unwinding? Obviously, you let a strange, bushy-haired gnome woman use telekinesis to toss you inside a hole in the thing’s side so you can wander around in its innards looking for a magic sword.

The Tarrasque Task of Moreen Trask is an 8th-level Fifth Edition adventure intended for 4-5 characters written by adventure creator DM Dave. A cleric—especially one with a ton of healing spells—will be a huge benefit in this adventure. Meanwhile, characters with poor Strength and Constitution scores will probably struggle. Also, if you or any of your players have a weak stomach you better avoid this one. There’s a whole lot of gross stuff in it.

A Belly Full of Treasures

After a life of torment and rampage the Tarrasque contains treasures found nowhere else! Within this terrifying beast find the Enzymatic Gastrostaff, the Titan’s Tooth Claymore and a full Tarrasque Plate set of armour. Collect these spoils and gear up your players with unique spoils from The Griffon’s Saddlebag!

Monsters From The Depths

Battle Immuno Cells, Tapeworms, Roundworms and even the dreaded Stool Elemental. This adventure comes alive with 4 unique and disgusting monster miniatures and all the stat blocks you’ll need to fight them thanks to Paper Forge, Paper Mage and ItsADnDMonsterNow.

Its Eerie In Here

Turn up the ambience and complete the Tarrasque experience with four full tracks by renowned composers Music D20 and Tabletop Audio! Give your players the true feeling of battling through the belly of a gargantuan monster with these tracks.

Special Thanks

So many D&D creators answered our call to get together to create this project, so we want to say a special thanks to all of them. If you want more awesome content please support this passion and effort by becoming a patron of some of the creators listed below!

Maps:

Mouth - Cze and Peku - https://www.patreon.com/czepeku

Saliva Gland - Neutral Party - https://www.patreon.com/neutralparty

Crop - Eightfold Paper - https://www.patreon.com/8foldpaper

L. Lung - Crosshead - https://www.patreon.com/crosshead

Heart - Maphammer - https://www.patreon.com/maphammer

R. Lung - Tom Cartos - https://www.patreon.com/tomcartos

Spleen - Dice Grimorium - https://www.patreon.com/dicegrimorium

Stomach - Domille’s Wondrous Works - https://www.patreon.com/dww

Pancreas - Roll For Initiative - https://www.patreon.com/initiative

Liver - Caeora - https://www.patreon.com/caeora

Gall Bladder - Tehox Maps - https://www.patreon.com/tehox

Duoddenum 1 - Cze and Peku - https://www.patreon.com/czepeku

Duoddenum 2 - Cze and Peku - https://www.patreon.com/czepeku

Duoddenum 3 - Dungeon Mapster - https://www.patreon.com/dungeonmapster

Jejunum - Fantasy Atlas - https://www.patreon.com/fantasy_atlas

Ileum - John Stevenson - https://www.patreon.com/imaginebetterworlds

Appendix - Cze and Peku - https://www.patreon.com/czepeku

Ascending Colon - Cze and Peku - https://www.patreon.com/czepeku

Ascending Colon 2 - DrMapzo - https://www.patreon.com/drmapzo

Transverse Colon - Meditating Munky - https://www.patreon.com/Meditating_Munky

L. Kidney - Forgotten Adventures - https://www.patreon.com/forgottenadventures

R. Kidney - 2-Minute Tabletop - https://www.patreon.com/2minutetabletop

Descending Colon - Cze and Peku - https://www.patreon.com/czepeku

Sigmoid Colon - J.Dungeonmaster - https://www.patreon.com/jdungeonmaster

Bladder - Venatus Maps - https://www.patreon.com/venatusmaps

Rectum - Afternoon Maps - https://www.patreon.com/afternoonmaps

Miniatures:

Paper Forge - https://www.patreon.com/paperforge

Paper Mage - https://www.patreon.com/papermage

Monsters:

ItsADnDMonsterNow - https://www.patreon.com/ItsADnDMonsterNow

Adventure:

DM Dave - https://www.patreon.com/DMDave

Items:

The Griffon’s Saddlebag - https://www.patreon.com/the_griffons_saddlebag

Music:

Belly of the Beast - Music d20 - https://www.patreon.com/musicd20

Tarrasque Interior - Tabletop Audio - https://www.patreon.com/tabletopaudio

[mongol-tale]

Hmm…

[damion-the-skeleton]

I’m in fear

[the-worm-man]

what’s wrong with pictANS SANS SANS SANS SANS SAN

[birdsareblooming]

Hey he paid his fucking ticket leave him alone

[damion-the-skeleton]

Where he goin?

[the-worm-man]

Kanye West’s house

[flamant-vert]

Sunday already?

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

My dear followers, I just awoke from the most wonderous dream…

[hazelninja24]

Effervescent...

[girljeremystrong]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RODRIGO NO

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

So I’m currently enslaved employed by a cable company, and I can offer a few pointers:

Find a copy of the customer agreement online. Read it. Have the “big cats in boxes” YouTube video on standby so that you can renew your will to live periodically while reading it.

Focus on the sections about cancellation

Examine any terms regarding early termination fees, notice required, proration of the time between cancellation and the end of the billing period, and equipment return policies.

Send a letter requesting cancellation to your carrier via certified mail. Include the date you wish for it to be cancelled. If you are not the account holder but have power of attorney, or the account holder has died and you are managing their estate, send copies of the relevant documentation with the letter. 

The day after, when it isn’t cancelled, call back. Ask for “retention” or “loyalty” and when asked why, state that you wish to cancel. 

They’ll ask you why you want to cancel. Say “I don’t want to discuss it, I just want to cancel my service.” (note: there are times when it pays to disclose your reasons; my company will waive all early termination fees and penalties if the account holder is being entering military deployment or a nursing home. Check their policies.)

They’ll offer something nice. Bundles, discounts, free channels, etc. Say “as nice as that sounds, and as much as I appreciate the offer, I just need to cancel my service.”

When they deflect again, ask how to return any leased equipment. They’ll launch into another spiel about that, thankful that you aren’t making them process the cancellation. Write down the process – they’ll either tell you to bring the equipment to a local office, or they’ll state that they are sending recovery kits. If it’s the latter, ask for the address that the recovery kits return to and write it down (you want to use the recovery kit if you get one, since it’s prepaid, but if they aren’t sent you’ll want to be able to return the equipment yourself.) 

After all of this has transpired, state “As I stated in the letter sent via certified mail on [date], I am ending our contractual relationship and terminating this subscription. Has my cancellation order been processed?”

If the cancellation order has not been processed, tell them to process it. Listen to their spiel. Ask for the date that it will be terminated.

Hang up, wait thirty minutes. Call back, ask if your account is pending cancellation or not. If not, ask to be transferred to retention and ask for a supervisor. Demand that your cancellation be processed and advise them that a complaint will be filed with the FCC if it is not. 

If more than an hour has been spent on the phone, file a complaint at FCC.gov. Forcing a customer to continue a service outside of the terms stipulated by the contract is illegal and the FCC hates it. 

[smitethestate]

This went from really funny to “holy fuck what kind of nightmare dystopia do we live in that we need to be educated on how to get a company to actually cancel an account with a company that bills you monthly” really fast.