Jumbo Paper Clip

Gay college kid that studies chemistry. I wouldn't put it past myself to somehow manage to blow myself up.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quidditygenesis]

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[jitterslug]

[phillipiscrying]

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[tymorrowland]

kelly clarkson: *releases behind these hazel eyes*

10 year old me:

[wereralph]

me listening to behind these hazel eyes at 27:

[dan-the-baker]

Did this bitch get a better quality gif omggggg

[pleasespellgabbana]

That glo up

[humorstar]

*after some pizza slices*

my subconscious: you have to burn that calories

me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… and… ok, it’s enough

[adventurelandia]

The Aristocats (1970)

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

[charlesoberonn]

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

[darkbluemint]

I’m into this

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

[alexkablob]

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

[santiagonex]

Cyrus coming out to Jonah and for the first time on Disney Channel using the word ‘gay’.

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for february?

[computerr]

[retrogamingblog]

Needle-felted Sushi Pokemon made by CafeDeYume

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dormersnatalie]

But in this handmade heaven, I come alive Bluebirds forever colour the sky In this handmade heaven, we forget the time ‘Cause birds of a feather fly together

[cannibalchicken]

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

[space-cops]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[officialmugi-deactivated2024071]

[thx]

[pinkadillydoo-deactivated201412]

what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

[frxnk-castle]

WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT