Whatever, Forever.

[808sandkanye]

[pit-princess-deactivated2017071]

i hate feeling like a fucking idiot

[rewatchingpokemon]

[dutchster]

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN. NOW I’M…

[lexisintoomanyfandoms]

I don’t get it…

[somnolentbibliophile]

LION ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[newfhonewodis-deactivated201904]

[lopmon]

[amerixcan-horror-story]

[kingreikei666]

[jerrielzapata]

lmaooooooo

[tmrbass]

Visit Original Link

[onlytwitterpics]

[realitytvbitch]

[andrewmaino-blog]

I'm so excited to finish out these two weeks at this job. Never going back to mall retail

[fatpolitoed-deactivated20180812]

[notnando]

I hate this site lmfao

[quickweaves]

me

[andrewmaino-blog]

Did an adult thing this week.

[ruinedchildhood]

[peachofcake]

NO

[mundacormeum]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[davvson]

THIS IS NOT OKAY

[onlytwitterpics]