not google

literally just a girl small town degenerate :/

[android-official]

Stay out of my territory loser

columbus said the same thing

[floofshy]

As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

[mother-sauces]

Thank you for making this post on the hip social media site that we frequent at this point in our lives. I'm reblogging it both because it's funny and because I consider us friends

[squareallworthy]

Yes, in the early 21st century we often consider people we only interact with over social media as friends, even if we have never met them in real life. And that's why I have not only reblogged this post, but also liked it (by clicking a button with my mouse).

[android-official]

if i had a southern accent i’d say shit like “i ain’t paid enough for this” and tip my cowgirl hat and wink at ladies

[firefox-official]

love to blog. Poast

[android-official]

it’s a character trait we noticed

[android-official]

[on the verge of crying] ohhh man. love waking up. it’s. it’s fun.