AnEclecticFanGirl

Just a little strange

[elleanor1222]

MEOW MAGAZINE

Photo: Jesy Almaguer Hair & Make up: Yumi Asakawa Artworks: Rosie Music Model: Elleanor

http://meowmag.com.mx/space-oddity/

[stonerxloner-blog]

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

[notaudrey2009]

[naik2seki]

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

where are his emmys

[padfootvioletstilinski-deactiva]

[welcome-foolishmortals]

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

[jocundasykes]

ICH WEINE

[ianoshea]

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

[the-sans-sheriff]

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

[temperamentalheavingheart]

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

[loglight]

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

[aneclecticfangirl-blog]

I am sat alone in a bus stop right now crying with laughter, looking like a genuine crazy person!

[princesconsuela]

[universalpicturesuk]

Ever wondered what your pets get up to when you’re not around? Find out in the new trailer for ‪#‎TheSecretLifeofPets

Coming soon to cinemas.

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

[rarestandfairest-deactivated201]

Just a reminder that minimum wage for wait staff in most states is $2.13 an hour. Not tipping really isn’t an option.

[theaterkidsamwinchester]

Dudes. If the person does not perform their job in a respectful manner then sometimes they don’t deserve a tip. It’s not always because people are cheap.

[2oulle22-lover]

dude, i’ve worked as a server. i made $2.13 an hour because tipped employees are expected to earn enough tips to bring them up to minimum wage. i had people with $100 checks who left me TWO CENTS because their steak came out before their salad did. i had $200 group checks who ran me ragged getting this and that and then left me nothing because their fries were cold. i had one particularly nasty group of teenagers who left my tip in change in the bottom of a milkshake glass, all because i had ten other tables and i couldn’t get everything they wanted when they wanted it. i could work 16-hour shifts and still come home with only $20 to show for it, half of which immediately went into my car for the fuel to drive back and do it all over again the next day. my boss had to give me food from the kitchens because i was literally starving, and it didn’t help that if we had a slow night and none of the servers got paid very much, we all had to split our tips. can you imagine having to share your already-miniscule pay with someone who did half as much work as you did just because they didn’t get as much business?

i don’t care how slow, clumsy, confused, or bad at their job they are - you don’t know what the reason is, and if you decide they deserve to starve because you think you getting your salad on time is more important than whether or not they’re going to have anything to show for a day’s work, then yes, you’re cheap, and self-centered besides. unless your server cusses you out and intentionally throws your dinner on you, TIP THEM.

[redrankin-deactivated20150712]

also, often times if someone isn’t doing their job well or seems crabby when they come to your table, they’ve probably just had a shitty table. and often times if someone isn’t super quick with running food, they aren’t lazy, they’re busy. no one in a restaurant wants you to be waiting.

[meals-on-wheels-deactivated2016]

my checks i get are literally $0. every two weeks, $0. i depend on people who come into the restaurant i work at to make money. half the time it sucks and half the time it’s more than enough and it’s awesome. but i bust my ass far too often for cheap assholes. i wish y’all would learn to tip more than 10% or just go to the mcdonald’s down the street for a burger. 

[giantoflight]

Tipping is so important. Don’t be a cheap asshole.

[clockworkrobotic]

And if you’re dining in a restaurant pre-paid for, servers aren’t getting additional pay on top of our paychecks. I work in a buffet-style restaurant catering to 60+ people at a time, alongside a maximum of THREE other waitstaff (one of whom has to be on the bar at all times) and in my two years working there, we’ve been tipped ONCE. We work phenomenally hard and long days, plus our dishwashers don’t work so we have to do all the washing up BY HAND in a tiny communal kitchen. PRE-PAID RESTAURANTS DON’T INCLUDE SERVERS’ TIPS IN THE PRICE. Tip your goddamn servers.

[aneclecticfangirl-blog]

I work in a customer service environment but luckily over the phones and I know just what it's like to be dealing with some dickhead customer thinking they deserve the world because of that pathetic "customer is always right" shit (only sometimes are they right and usually those customers are lovely people! But most of the time just trying to get shit for free!) and then still having to deal with bad feedback at the end. I just count myself lucky I don't work for tips. So I always tip.

[earthdad]

when someone really cute calls you cute first

[invalid-wallflower]

Why 'Free the Nipple' is happening

If my brother goes to a beach and takes his top off, it’s a beach If I go to a beach and take my top off, it’s a nude beach

If my boyfriend takes his top off because he is warm, he is cooling off If I took my top off because I was warm, it would be illegal

If my dad was in a magazine shirtless, he would be modelling If I was in a magazine shirtless, it would be seen as porn

If a guy runs around with his top off for no reason, nobody questions it If I was to breast feed my child however, which is totally natural and not at all sexual, I could be asked to put my breast away because I was making others feel ‘uncomfortable’

PLEASE support #freethenipple because it is so so so important and will help make everyones bodies equal

[aneclecticfangirl-blog]

teens in a ya novels: we drove down the highway in my mom's stolen bmw going 120 mph and singing along to obscure japnese songs after pulling off the perfect robbery at fort knox

teens in real life: we had math homework???

[gold]

food will never break my heart

[shoutyourporpoise]

No wait I have more to say about Bi Tumblr Ideas I’ve decided

For the longest time, I did believe that the request for bi folks to “pick a side” was a part of biphobic rhetoric that didn’t have a direct parallel in homophobic rhetoric.

Over time, though, I’ve come to understand something: the adage “pick a side” does not come from a desire for everyone in the world to be either straight or gay, but to remove the possibility of same-gender attraction existing alongside “opposite”-gender attraction.

The existence of a bi person who continues to identify as bi for the remainder of their life threatens straight people because it indicates that “opposite”-gender attraction, the “superior” one, can exist concurrently with same-gender attraction. This ruins a lot of the filters through which liberal straight people are able to accept same-gender attraction (i.e. they can’t help it, they wouldn’t choose this if they had the option to be straight, it could never have been me because I like the “opposite” gender).

So when a straight person is telling you to “pick a side,” they are telling you that their acceptance of gay people rests on the grounds that they can be definitively defined as “other;” they are not telling you that they feel comfortable with gay sexuality.

[stopheterophobia-deactivated201]

I’ve always suspected that straight people feel threatened by the existence of bisexuality because they feel too comfy in a world where everyone is assumed straight until proven gay. You’ll hear them say things like “obviously I’m not gay, I’m married to Jane!”

They really enjoy how easy it is to say “no homo” and the existence of bisexuality threatens that. In a world where bisexuality is viewed as more legitimate, Tom being married to Jane is no longer evidence that Tom is a 100% heterosexual manly man.

[forever90s]

[wonderlandtay]

taylorswift my boyfriend and I like to rock out to your songs late at night. We can’t wait to see you together for our first concert together on August 15 ❤️

[taylorswift]

Relationship Goals, Karaoke Goals, Lip Dub Goals, Facial Expression Goals, Boyfriend Outfit Goals, Cuteness Goals, Angsty Performance Goals, Hair Goals, Etc etc etc

[biphoenix]