anequine

any pronouns, im over 18

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[smute]

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

[imjunebitch]

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

[dogpuppy]

[life-on-our-planet]

🪶🌑great-eared nightjar🌑🪶

[hbmmaster]

100%, huh? but if you were guessing at random you'd only get half of these right. the only way to get all the answers correct is to know which answers are wrong, so really your score should be 0%

[hbmmaster]

I think you're trying to succeed... on purpose

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[delicate-viscera]

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[cdigoddess]

Hey do you have that Silence of the Lambs comic you made that was like "A cannibal AND a transmed" on hand? I think about it constantly but can't find it myself.

here ya go xx

[crawfishcomic]

Research

[homophobla]

"I like yaoi because it's free of heterosexual dating mechanics" ppl when the larger more masculine boy takes care of and protects the smaller feminine one.

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[missingonpurpose]

01/19/2026 2:40am

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs-archive]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[tamamita]