Live fast and get fucked or whatever

I'm aster and I'm French

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[yamalvr]

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

[panidanya]

attack for @flycatchers

[ankle-beez]

[ryeclovety]

when is deltarune again

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[tankycinna]

Post Hangout Feedback Form

Was I weird?

Are you sure?

What was the weirdest thing I did? Be as detailed as possible.

How could I be less weird in the future? Be as detailed as possible.

Do you have any complaints or feedback regarding my behavior? Be as detailed as possible.

Would you be open to hanging out again in the future?

Should I give you some space after this? If yes, for how long should I avoid you?

Was I weird?

Are you absolutely sure?

I'm sorry.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]