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 how the fuck do u do anything im so confused  ask to tag  

[crazy-brazilian]

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[berlynn-wohl]

a marriage of humankind's two greatest design achievements: the illuminated manuscript and the cool S

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[nattousan]

thanks @catoperated

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[septemberbells]

This is a good post and also I think people reading it should think about the experiences disabled people, especially disabled women, who cannot work (or who can only work a little) have in relationships and marriages. If we are "lucky" enough to be receiving benefits from the state, in many countries we can't get married without losing our incomes. We can't be in relationships at all with someone often, unless they are willing and able to support us financially. Even when we're nonpartnered, we are in a functionally financially dependent relationship with the state, or with our families or whoever is paying for us to live. There isn't a safe place to run. And anyone can become disabled at any time, and any disabled person can become unable to work more easily than a nondisabled person.

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[stratfender]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[mgsr]

[lilyblisslys]

being topless in a tattoo shop is rlly funny, I don’t think anyone made eye contact with me all day

[lilyblisslys]

who has the autism now motherfuckers

[wanghedi]

One of the effect of elementary watson being a woman on sherlock is that hes always making caveats about murder suspects like a man caved his skull in. Or a woman. women can also cave skulls in 👍 he set the building on fire. Or she. I would never imply women cant set building on fire

[bbcwhereareyou]

[papayajuan2019]

going to the choices made in anger market. what do you guys want

[kittensnax]

Everyone talks about the wonderbread guy but nobody talks about how the wonderbread isn't necessarily the fetish object - it's supposed to symbolize like overcommodification or something. Like wonderbread is such a synthetic suburban concoction it implies wherever it is, that area has become gentrified and mown over by capitalism and this like caricature of commodification. That's why all the other pics the dude commissions are women (typically white and blonde) chopping down forests and stuff. The fetish isn't the bread. The fetish is this extreme caricature of earth and culture being consumed by the unstoppable force of like. Sterile Kroger marketability and commerce. That's why the women are always BUYING the bread and not like, fucking it. Its not about the loaves people. It's about Karen Bad End TF.

[kittensnax]

Thank you for the additional information!! And also this is so much more succinct than my rant

[rhymingwithpurple]

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

[onceiwashere]

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[lyrelock]

He's doing. his best.

Inspired by a post by @allpiesforourown

[jianqzai]

[weirdplutoprince]

Yiling Patriarch era Wangxian is so fucking funny like.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan always looks so angry and disturbed whenever people accuse me of stealing away virgins and fucking them in my evil cave. He must hate to think me so far gone and depraved

Lan Zhan: it should be me in that cave