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 how the fuck do u do anything im so confused  ask to tag  

[crazy-brazilian]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[floridakilo]

how it feels to escape the 18-24 age bracket

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[jenn1fersbody]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire

[huariqueje]

Delight - Antonia Tyz Peeples

American , b. 1957 -

Oil on linen , 30 x 30. in.

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[doffy2]

My Melody when she’s put in a picture of some abandoned house with glittery red trauma text overtop of it for no reason

[389]

Sony PlayStation 2 Controversial Lara Croft Advertisement (2000)

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[stemboards]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

[angel-derangement]

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[strawberrycamel]

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

[strawberrycamel]

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern