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allosexual vs. asexual
Boyfriend: *sends me nudes of female models*
Me: *sends him recipes and memes*
lol IMMEDIATELY
The thing is, there are actually some things about the movie that I liked! I appreciated how unapologetically bonkers it was about everything it was doing, like it didn’t pussyfoot around (see what I did there) about the ridiculous premise or anything, it just threw you into this totally crazy unexplained world and expected you to deal with it, which is an experience you don’t get too much at movies these days. It was extremely fun to see in theaters because everyone was just loling constantly in baffled disbelief, it was a GREAT crowd movie. There are just so many bizarre cinematography and setting and wardrobe choices, it’s hard to even list them all.
I’m fine with Deuteronomy bein a lady (she should still have 99 wives though), and Skimble and Gus were fine (Gus/Deuteronomy - totally vibing?), and Grizabella was good too, and I actually was glad we got a tiny snip of Growltiger’s song without having to get the whole racist thing, and I kind of appreciated just how OTT ridiculous Macavity’s activities were in poofing people into dust and saying his name randomly, but…
I was disappointed at them using the old version of Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer instead of the more common one, I wasn’t super into Mistoffles being a failbot, there’s a long list of things that I didn’t care for, but I think the things that really ended up getting under my skin instead of me loling them off as Cats-typical nuttiness are what happened to Bustopher Jones and Jennyanydots. I have a particular soft spot for those two since Bustopher Jones would get stuck in my head constantly and they reminded me of some of my own cats, haha. But Jennyanydots was made a cruel extended fat joke to the expense of pretty much any of her other traits. It completely overshadowed most of her song, and it felt pointedly mean-spirited in comparison to a lot of the more harmless stuff in the movie. And the thing is that you KNOW it’s just because Jennyanydots is fat and for no other reason, and that really bugs me. Jennyanydots looks lazy during the day, but is actually a really industrious worker who tries to care for the smaller creatures in her community, so to speak. There’s no indication at all that Jenny makes cruel comments at other cats’ expense, or taunts them during their songs, or anything like that! Her comments during Rum Tum Tugger’s song felt really out of place and mean. Much less her EATING the cockroaches she spends all her nights teaching…
Bustopher is possibly the most egregious example of this kind of willful misreading, which really bothers me because how he’s portrayed in the movie goes against EVERYTHING that is explicitly stated in his song! As I said, Bustopher is a polite and friendly cat who is respected among his peers, people love him, he’s big and fat and he’s happy that way. And in the movie, he’s rolling around in garbage, people are poking fun at him behind his back, there’s a bizarre moment in his song where he stops the action to make a weak joke about being sensitive about his weight when he SPECIFICALLY IN HIS SONG SAYS HE ISN’T, he falls into a juvenile trap because it’s baited with garbage, he’s just this big laughing-stock everyone is making fun of and it expects you, the audience, to be in on it, and why? It’s just because he’s a big fatty cat, and no other reason. The movie holds him and Jennyanydots in this palpable contempt for having the audacity of being fat cats among all the ballet dancers, and that just really bothers me. I can roll with Judi Dench’s human hands, Skimble’s big red pants, the horrifying human faced cockroaches and random cats in tennis shoes, all the many bizarre, inexplicable changes here and there, but the changes they made to Bustopher and Jenny seem actively mean in a way that the other ones don’t, and in a way both of those characters don’t deserve at all, and I just can’t roll with that.
TOM HIDDLESTON W Magazine / 2016 › ph. Mona Kuhn
Me: hyperfocused, preparing my argument, evidence, and sources for why I think I have a cerebrospinal fluid leak because of a connective tissue disorder.
Boyfriend: “send noods.”
Me: ...
Condoms Are For Everyone
Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.
1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.
First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.
2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.
It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.
3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.
Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.
And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.
-Emily at Planned Parenthood
Boosting
God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.
Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies
I would normally never make a post like this, but I’m increasingly desperate and running out of options.
If you’ve seen this hat, PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!
I can’t tell you how much I love this Luigi hat, I got it at Otakon like fifteen years ago from someone in the artist’s alley and I’ve had it ever since to the extent that it’s become something of my trademark. It’s incredibly valuable to me, it’s been with me through so much, and I pinned a lot of things to it that I never wanted to lose because I never thought I’d lose it! Especially that tiny handmade Samus hairclip I got in an art trade… and I also got the inside of it signed by Steve Purcell and Jeff Smith because I never thought in a million years I’d ever forget it somewhere…
But while I know I brought it with me on my last trip (since that last picture was taken while I was there), I can’t find any evidence that it made the trip back, and I’ve looked EVERYwhere. I’ve filed lost item reports with the airline, called each of the airports, gone to every place I can remember going to to ask if anyone’s seen it to no avail. I’ve tried so hard to take care of this hat over the years and I’m incredibly upset and mad at myself for losing something that means so much to me, it’s like I lost a part of myself or my identity in a way as ridiculous as that sounds. So I’m hoping against hope that one of you out there might have seen it and can help me.
The airports I stopped in on my way back home were the Albuquerque airport in New Mexico, the San Jose airport in California, and the Burbank airport in California. If you live in those areas, or were in either of those airports around the beginning of November or anything like that, PLEASE keep an eye out for my hat! It’s hard to miss, as you can tell from these pictures. I remember eating at a place in the San Jose airport during a layover, it was near Gate 26 and served a blue cheese burger, but I can’t remember the name of the restaurant itself. It’s possible I might have left it there, or somewhere around there, or someone picked it up, or something… I don’t know. I can’t remember anything more and I know how frustrating that is, believe me.
It doesn’t have any contact information in it or on it, but it DOES have two signatures on the inside in permanent marker, as mentioned above! They’re from Steve Purcell and Jeff Smith and are signed to Zar, so if you see the hat and all the pins are gone for some reason, you’ll know it’s my hat for sure by the signatures on the inside.
Please, if you see my hat somewhere, please let me know! Contact me any way you can! I just want it back so badly, and I actually need to wear hats when I go outside now because of a recent medical thing I don’t want to get into right now, and it’s killing me that when I really need it, I lost it like an idiot. Please please please, if you can, please keep an eye out for it. And if there’s anyone you know that you think might have seen it, please show them this post. I’m hoping for a miracle here.
I also hate reblogging myself, but I wanted to add that there is also a chance it might be in the Albuquerque New Mexico area itself and didn’t make it on a plane after all! So if you live in that city or general area, please keep an eye out for it! It has to be somewhere…
I love my trans, hairy, chubby body. And you should too ✌😋 I’m posting my pics only because there is a serious lack of trans body representation, most specifically fat trans bodies. So far, 99% of the transmasc porn on Tumblr is of either femme twinks, or cis passing, muscle twinks; it’s pure fetishization, with some fatphobia thrown in. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with being a trans twink, but there IS something wrong with that being the majority and virtually only representation. I’m fat, I have wide hips, I’ve got some tiddy. I would really love to see more trans representation with bodies that actually look like mine, so here’s to all the transmasc bois who carry a little - or a lot - extra 😘
– FtM, nonbinary, he/him – Do Not Delete This Caption
give me queer porn. give me androgynous pornstars. give me plus size sluts loving their bodies. give me disabled kinksters engaing in the community without fear of rejection. give me doms with anxiety & loudmouthed submissives.
Intimacy is so much more than thin able-bodied white people having sex.
Gonna write a book called, “If You Send a Dude a Nude...”
“ bought these for my new cat to play on and he doesn’t like them! I am sure it is just him! The guy I bought them from said kitty’s like them! Maybe my cat is old for them! They are very well built! ”
This tag is doing double duty on this @shiftythrifting post.
ok are u all ready
cut 6 perfect squares out of fabric(s) of ur choice, mine are 3x3 inches but urs can be bigger or smaller. make them all different colors if u want! go hogwild w this
take 2 of those bad boys and sew one edge of them together
sew a 3rd square on! repeat w the next 2 squares, we r making a cube
5 squares sewn n now u got a funky cup! time for the 6th square
when u sew on the last square, be sure to leave part of one edge unsewn, this is so u can flip it inside out and stuff it!
now it's stuffin time
stuff with some stuffing or u can use fabric scraps, whatever u have on hand. now we have a plump cube
time to sew up the little hole with a ladder stitch! im using a different colored thread here so its hopefully easier to see, but when u do it id recommend using a color that matches better so ur stitches are more hidden. first put the needle thru the inside so that the knot is hidden
then pass the needle through like this, pulling as u go. try not to pull too tight or else itll end up weird and wrinkly! i still have some troubles making this stitch look nice, so dont worry too much about getting it Perfect! its perfectly ok if ur stitches show
once uve stitched up the little hole, tie a knot in ur thread and snip it off! now we really have a cube
set that baby aside bc now we r gonna make something else
cut out 8 lil pieces like this, sew the pairs together, and turn inside out. now u got feet!
repeat the process w ears and a tail in shapes or ur choice. mine's gonna be a kitty :3
sew on all the paws, ears, tail, etc using the same ladder stitch from earlier! i also added some spots to mine to give it a bit more character. u can add anything to urs!! the world is ur oyster
i used some embroidery floss to make a funny little face. if u dont have any, u can also stitch on some teeny pieces of fabric for a face instead
finally, give urself a pat on the back for making a little tiny friend!!! u did it!!!
if u make one, post it n tag it w #yarrowlook bc id love to see it! :')
To Whom It May Concern:
Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!
heathen! it’s a pika! they’re not mice (rodents), they’re lagomorphs (bunnies). they live on top of mountains, because they’re from back in the ice age, and only mountain tops have the appropriate climate anymore. they don’t hibernate in the winter, so they spend the summer gathering flowers and hay they dry their crops in the sun and then store them in underground burrows to eat all winter. they also hop around and shout “meep meep meep” at you
So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around).
Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests.
So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway).
It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.
classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up
Stiiiillll endlessly annoyed over the fact that I posted this, and someone fucking stripped my caption giving attribution. So once again, they are
Ishwarya Jayakumar and Shruthi Nair from Singapore
and you can see a full HD version that includes the opening here:
Reblogging with caption and link!