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[dolltofall]

doll who cleaned your entire house found laying face-first on your carpets

you ask it if it's okay. muffled from within the carpets, a response is found:

"awawwawawawa"

good doll!

[maidthings]

If you are a porcelain maid, is it possible to use your head as a teapot?

That would be exceedingly rude

[ashenmind]

not a “no”

[maidthings]

ITS ABYSMAL MANNERS!!!

[ashenmind]

*tips you over and pours you out*

[maidthings]

theres something wrong with you. normal people dont do that.

[mikudonald]

koh9083

artist's twitter

[paradigm-adrift]

I accidentally did a Wikipedia binge about 1st wave feminism and fashion and stumbled upon the 1890s bicycle suit. Do people know about this? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? This is dope as hell.

It's old-fashioned. It's modern. It's butch. It's femme. It's snazzy. It's practical.

Wikipedia talks about the bloomers and the leg-o-mutton sleeves, but I'm also noticing a lot of these outfits have absolute supervillain lapels, which I also like a lot.

[institute-of-dolls]

Maids are dolls with agency knights are dolls with Authority

[nadia-raggles]

[mousegirlheart]

not enough people treating mousegirls like little dolls and dressing them up all cute

[absentwriterdoll]

On the Difficulties of Finding a Witch

'Witches near me.'

'Where to find a witch?'

'How to use magic?'

'How to find someone that can use magic?'

'Magic users where?'

'How to fix magical runes?'

'How to determine what writing material was used in a magical rune?'

'Will non magic ink work on a magical rune?'

...

A person laying down his head at his desk.

He's tired.

A notification sound.

He looks up at his computer screen.

A direct message.

With a sigh, he clicks on it.

'I hear that you've been looking for a witch?'

He blinks.

Then responds.

'Yes.'

'I can help.'

'How much?'

'Free'

His eyes half lid.

No one does this stuff for free.

...

Do witches even need money?

'How do I trust you?'

'You can't.'

At least they're honest.

But that honesty makes it ironically easier to trust.

'What do you need me to do?'

'Meet me at...'

...

The person wipes his face.

About to risk his life to fix a doll, huh...

...

He pinches the bridge of his nose.

He rubs his eyes.

What is he getting himself into?

[chateau-bluerose]

Come all ye vultures and gaze upon the bodies I have lain. See if you can use them any better than I have.

Oona Bluerose, Captain and Commander actual of Maid Special Operations Command. Check in with my lieutenant for official business. If it's personal... well, you're in the right place. I suppose.

[ These are my OOC brackets. Mikufanclub drew me! Here's my spotify playlist. ]

[ This is my horny RP blog. I write long form ERP, post, and reblog about women having feelings and sex. I post kink and maid stuff too, and lore bits sometimes. There is a coherent universe for this in my head. ]

Housekeeping under the cut.

[ I tag my RP's with #bluethread. I tag lore stuff with #worldbuilding. I tag my finished threads with #complete. Oona uses She/her pronouns, with occasional narrative exceptions. Enjoy, Your Highness. ]

[ a non exhaustive list of kinks: ovi (any and all), birds, breeding, princess/maid, princess/knight, maids, knights, maid/knight, size play, lactation, bondage, dress up play, BSDM (bratty sadomaso service switch), rape, drugs and alcohol, vore (hard and soft), injury, yuricest, pet play, I fucking Love Brats, anything you can impress me with. ]

[emilynnvo]

Written by @absentwriterdoll This was a lot of fun to record, I wasn’t sure what tone to take with it but I’m satisfied with this. Oh, to go on a bloody adventure~

[anewspaperfordolls]

WE SHOULD STACK ARTILLERY UNITS WE DONT NEED AA

[mecha-girlie]

my changeling: the lost character

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[zazacounty]

Visit Original Link

@myaestus beat me to the joke but I still want to upload mine

[desinteresse]

I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks

[desinteresse]

Moodboard

[desinteresse]

Are you guys okay? Like in the head?

[vacuouslytrue]

I guess if you want to treat books like marginalized peoples you can but ..

[desinteresse]

HELLO????

[f4therlesssss]

fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me

[porcelain-tea]

pspspspspsps

*holding out a handful of bullets to entice the combat dolls to come closer*

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]