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itsagifnotagif

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

sebstantheangel

I’m wheezing -

steverogersnotebook

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

whostheblondegirl

azaleatown

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

andrewbreitel

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

delusion-of-negation

Results so far

jujuoh

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

sakura-haruka

ICONIC™ lines from AHS: Apocalypse finale

th3-z0diac

😊 You are Awesome! Thank you for how you responded to my question about not understanding any of this. I would really like if you could explain it. I feel you would be easier to understand.😄

okay okay okay, i’ll try to do my best :D (i skipped some, like Lillith, Fortune and stuff, because to be honest with you, i don’t know that much about them and i also haven’t seen them that often so yeah…) (i can find it for you if you want to tho)

Sun- Okay, the main one. It doesn’t affect EVERYTHING about you, but i feel like if you’d have to describe yourself, you would most likely use words that would perfectly apply to your Sun sign. it’s how you see yourself.Moon- Sitting at a rooftop with your best friend or lover and talking. You’re sharing your deepest thoughts, secrets and fears. that’s when you can fully see someone Moon sign. It’s that side of us that we only show to a few special people.Rising/Ascendant- first impression. when you meet someone for the first time, you create some sort of opinion on them and they give some sort of aura. If you’d have to describe a person after the first day of knowing them, you would most likely say personality traits of they’re Rising sign, even if they’re a bit different from their Sun signVenus- do you want to know how does your crush flirt ? what they most likely expect in a relationship ? then you should look at their Venus sing because that’s exactly what it shows. mostly it’s how we view love, even though, not that long ago, i read that this mostly applies only to women and men are affected by Mars when it comes to all this love stuffMars- as i said, another sign that affects our sexuality and passions. Other than that, it shows whether you’re a grumpy hooman or walking sunshine, and basically all about your anger. Are you brave ? Like changes ? Mars will most likely tell you. It’s all about our drive and powerMercury- Mercury affects our speech. It’s about how you talk, whether you’d make a good writer for example, and also, it can affect whether we’re extroverts or introverts because it has generally a lot of things to do with how we express ourselves (with words)Jupiter- this beautiful planet affects mostly your wisdom and your inner growth. it should also show whether you’re a lucky person or notPluto- ahh, Pluto, we all miss you well, Pluto is all about rebirth, transformation and maybe even the meaning of your life. It’s really deep, let me just tell youNeptune- Neptune is ruled by Pisces and you know how Pisces are always described as daydreamers ? well this is quite similar. It’s about our dreams, faith, but it can also be close to alcohol and drugs. similary to Pluto, it can kind of affect your view at the meaning of lifeUranus- it’s apparently called “the rebel of the zodiac” because it shows if you’re the person to break the rules, if you need a lot of freedom or not, whether you’re reckless, and if you like suprises and unexpected thingsSaturn- uuh, for the last one it’s kind of a deep one. Saturn is all about your patience. It shows whether you take challenges or not, if you have a discipline, are hardowrking and go after what you want

venusinsecond

Mars in the Signs

Mars in Aries: Temperamental, Ambitious, Aggressive Mars in Taurus: Stubborn, Reliable, Sensual Mars in Gemini: Energetic, Humorous, Quick-Witted Mars in Cancer: Defensive, Sensitive, Passive-Aggressive Mars in Leo: Fierce, Superiority Complex, Strong Mars in Virgo: Hard-working, Critical, Perfectionist Mars in Libra: Lazy, Social, Manipulative Mars in Scorpio: Intense, Powerful, Tenacious Mars in Sagittarius: Volatile, Intellectual, Morally Superior Mars in Capricorn: Driven, Determined, Serious Mars in Aquarius: God Complex, Humanitarian, Indifferent Mars in Pisces: Mild-tempered, Deep, Compassionate

koi--strology

how the mercury signs talk

aries: fast, loud, direct. often interpreted as domineering and pushy. feels comfortable giving commands and disagreeing with people. doesn’t like to talk about the same thing for long

taurus: slow, steady. can talk about the same thing for years. pleasant laugh/voice. rarely stutters, does not aim to be offensive but is not submissive

gemini: fast, bubbly, giggly. makes way too many puns. is always the one to break an awkward silence, likes to make people laugh, trips over words when they get excited

cancer: medium paced, musical, sympathetic, “mom” voice. kind and submissive, aims to soothe rather than provoke. says “i feel” a lot, talks about their emotions and wants to hear about yours

leo: commands attention, dramatic, usually loud. always directs conversation back to themselves. loooves to talk about their opinions, loves telling stories. humor is usually exaggeration/imitation based, makes faces and moves hands while speaking

virgo: softer voice, quick but never rushed, steady and focused. tends to ramble, but readily switches topics if you initiate it. talks about anything and everything. knows it all, but isn’t obnoxious about it

libra: clear, pleasant voice, doesn’t dominate the conversation but somehow holds it together. likes discussion but dislikes conflict. likes innocent humor, dislikes the crude or profane

scorpio: direct, steady. will only talk when they have something to say. says a lot more with their body language/facial expressions than their words. can come off as rude. not open to talking about emotions.

sagittarius: loud, stumbly, crass. talks like someone knocking over a bin full of bouncy balls. is extremely intelligent, but doesn’t act like it. offends by accident (or on purpose? who knows)

capricorn: clear, authoritative voice. soft, fragile, but determined way of speaking. likes to talk about what they know. can talk about the same thing for ages, hates being challenged, is very deliberately civil

aquarius: outlandish way of speaking, unusual word choice or odd speaking patterns. talks about the things no one else talks about, but never sounds crazy or silly

pisces: tends to ramble, adds a lot of backstory to everything, lots of tmi. soft, musical, has problems staying on topic. talks a lot about what they think about, doesn’t like to argue, is good at relating to people

stirredstars

signs as fond memories

aries: ice skating, incredibly graceful ballerina style movements, bittersweet potluck style dinners.

taurus: falling asleep in their laps, soft hands, silent conversations. the feeling of the purest safety.

gemini: interrupting a card game to dance, solving rubix cubes faster than anyone else on the planet.

cancer: making silly cooking videos, coming up with funny nicknames, kickball.

leo: pretending to fight, letting them win to protect their ego.

virgo: exploring old bookshops, long phone conversations, the strongest love imaginable.

libra: laughing for absolutely no reason, for hours. pretending to sleep over on skype, constant smiles and stupid jokes.

scorpio: bonding over literally nothing, hiking in the rain, surprisingly good comforting talks.

sagittarius: watching star wars films, never ending puns, christmas music in math class.

capricorn: random hugs, parties with mutual friends. a sense of security and peace with the world.

aquarius: open invitations to stay over, sunflower fields, swimming at night.

pisces: wandering through various parks. constantly being lost. looking at flowers on a beautiful but windy day.

astropelican-deactivated2015062

where to take the signs on a date

uranus-energy-blog

pmoth:

astropelican:

aries: concert taurus: restaurant gemini: theme park cancer: hell leo: movies virgo: bookstore libra: museum scorpio: cafe sagittarius: hiking capricorn: theatre aquarius: observatory pisces: aquarium

oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again

fishzodiac

reblogging it for the angry pisces

imdannydevito

signs as what they deserve in 2017

Something good please for pete’s sake they need it: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.