Just stuff~

I don't even know anymore Currently playing: Return of the Obra Dinn Current obsession: Detective Conan and Magic Kaito

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That animatronic video is great for people who may not be as familiar with the game of baseball, too. The different positions, and such.

[the-messenger-hawk]

I wouldn’t even call this a bit, it’s more of an art piece really.

[the-haiku-bot]

I wouldn’t even

call this a bit, it’s more of

an art piece really.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aletheyass]

just seen someone’s tattoo that i guess was supposed to say memento mori in greek alphabet except it was spelled ΜΣΜΣΠΤΘ ΜΘRΦ = msmspth mthrph (?) and i am obsessed like yes girl smsjxhwbesk to you too who needs words❤️

[tangledbeast]

a little concerned about Wade

[curlyboys]

forget MuskBot behold Chocolate Robot Chef! 🦾

[theowlsarequeer]

It’s that fucking chocolate guy again.

[official-lucifers-child]

the fucking whisk made my jaw actually fuckin drop, what the hell man

[everwizard]

The fucking chocolate guy outdid himself

[prairie-grass]

Several key points for this video :

1) at this point tumblr’s chocolate guy challenge is to figure out what he’s making the fastest.

2) chocolate guy now seems to just have a TAP of liquid chocolate???? We’re closing in on wonka factory territory folks.

[annaknitsspock]

Not to be an old lesbian, but all these kids saying “fruity” better not be the same people who want to get rid of “queer” because it’s a slur.

[gendertranny-starscream]

op you Cannot just hide the important commentary in the tags

[aevios]

[ID= screenshot of tags “#there are decades of reclamation work behind queer #but suddenly its okay to just use this word I have never heard in a positive way?? #don’t get me wrong if that’s what we’re doing fine #it was my own kid who told me this was a thing #but the sheer casualness of the introduction of a new slur to the communities lexicon is pretty weird after the queer is a slur brigade” /end ID]

[ink-the-artist]

broke: giving a girl character eyelashes because she is a girl

woke: giving every character eyelashes because it’s cute

[ink-the-artist]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS POST

BECAUSE THATS ALSO ME

[cannibalchicken]

[fish-celestialbody-adjective]

[bentrollio]

Hold on I’m Jewish I gotta look some things up

[bentrollio]

Yeah this is pretty funny

[titkoks]

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

[drallimylime]

вопросик?!

[meltyneon]

[cometchameleon]

Ok wait I'm an animator but the idea of referring to a real life human's gait as a walk cycle is sending me

[princessnijireiki]

For anybody wondering, the original video is here & the track is SQWOZ BAB - ПЁСИК

[ostolero]

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

[aviculor]

yes thank you for signaling. but it’s also a meaningless gesture when you’re weaving through traffic like you’re fighting Sans

[cinno]

forcibly keeping this fandom alive until we get any news whatsoever

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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[gluten-free-pussy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

can there be more fun fantasy books for adults? emphasis on fun?

it’s great there are so many stories for young readers about kids and teenagers having adventures and saving the world. I love that! but the desire for magic and wonder doesn’t go away as you age, and I’m tired of this pretense that fantasy geared towards adults has to be dark and gritty and edgy. adults want to escape too! we also want heartwarming stories about magical worlds and grand quests, where characters we relate to save the world and learn important lessons along the way! we want stories that fill us with wonder and hope, stories with happy endings, fantastical worlds that contain more joy and goodness than suffering and cruelty. we still want those stories! give us lighthearted fantasy for adult readers, gosh fuck it

[in-fair-verona-we-set-our-scene]

Yeah totally this! I love fantasy but it’s hard to find fantasy stuff with the plotlines and tropes I enjoy that isn’t YA (no dissing YA, just I don’t like most YA books for a variety of reasons). It’s frustrating because… I want fantasy books for adults with scary crap and violence and politics and an adult sense of humour and perspective that also doesn’t do away with the power of friendship and found family and hope and wonder and wish-fulfillment! I want magic that can be absolutely terrifying in a way not suited for kids, but also super amazing and hopeful as well!

It’s like what I want in the same stories is forever split between grimdark “adult” fantasy novels and the YA genre, neither which I enjoy. YA has the plotlines and tropes and tone and hope I want, while adult novels has the more mature themes, perspectives, and styles I also want. It’s frustrating

[rhinozilla]

You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.

This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.

[conarcoin]

every time i see someone say real ass people are queerbaiting i feel like folding in on myself

[conarcoin]

[conarcoin]

i literally do not know how to explain to these people that queerbaiting is a term that is meant to describe a specific type of deceptive marketing in media and not . some guys flirting with each other as a joke

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

my teacher just called thomas edison a genius of using “shared knowledge” and “putting together other people’s ideas” and my inner STEM student is fucking FUMING

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“oohh well he was innovativee-” stealing all your ideas from nikola tesla and privatizing inventions he wanted to be publicly accessible doesnt make you a genius it makes you a dead cunt i wish was alive so i could kill you again

[brunhiddensmusings]

the only innovative thing he did was sending armed goons to strongarm anyone who wanted to use a movie camera to give him a cut of the money, which is quite literally why the movie industry moved to california because the cost of sending said goons cross country was prohibitive

[queenaneesrevenge]

We dragging this bitch till the end of time

[joshpeck]

i’m screaming what does this mean

[dont-get-hot-and-flustered-deac]

i feel it

[comradeyaoi]

im not even joking rn this fucking painting made me start uncontrollably sobbing. Do you know how long it took to paint? How expensive it was? The cat was content for hours and so loved that the girl held him there and paid for him to be painted with her. Imagine having such a bond… imagine being so loved and loving so much back…

[comradeyaoi]

Apparently this is almost a genre of painting. Its human nature to love and cradle cats …. And the bond these cats and their people have. To sit together for hours to get a painting to attempt to immortalize the love you two shared