Rebel without a clue

Hi! Call me Owls or Mars. They/he, 17yo queer nby lesbian. I like theatre, music, the ocean and books. Current obsession is boygenius but this blog is kind of a hyperfixation hodgepodge. TOTAL and COMPLETE nerd if you couldn't tell lmao. Probably neurodivergent let's be honest. I like writing and art but rarely do either. Recovering warrior cats kid.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

[piggylippy]

did you mean harry styles

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

no i didn’t mean harry styles

[thecharacterthoughts]

i love the type of character who acts like they’re unlovable and then does something devastatingly gentle

[easybbgrl]

[malscare]

no bc what the fuck does this mean. what is gingerbread noise .

[malscare]

happy 2nd birthday gingerbread noise

[yetizeus]

@poisongardenz

shit you would probably torture me with cia style

[funstyle]

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

[blinkcatter]

suboptimal to say the least. opening with two different words that have three of the same letter is like the worst anyone's ever done it. y at the end is okay but once you know it's there it's a fool's errand to guess it again for returns that small. okay vowels i guess. just totally unsalvageable. i'd be surprised if that toddler wins a single game

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[alascene]

[theowlsarequeer]

Quarantine Cello Habit

Every day I go outside and try to play a new showtune by ear just to make quarantine that much more surreal for my neighbors. Todays is Any Way the Wind Blows from Hadestown.

[theowlsarequeer]

So this post is 5 years old now, and I literally have no recollection of ever doing that, so either I was lying for fun or just blocked that experience out. But I did play cello for a production of Hadestown last year

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[elamarth-calmagol]

Trainwreck of a post

[lucifermorningstarxx]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[temothylol]

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[anthonyvolpe-deactivated2023081]

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[amethystsoda]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ive mentioned this before but the main reason this is a CURSE and not a BLESSING is because bombarding your SYSTEM with that much fruit sugars and fibre all at ONCE will often create THE BAD TOILET EXPERIENCE

[spacelazarwolf]

reminder that visibly religious people belong at pride. that person wearing a hijab is not a threat to you. that person wearing tzitzit and a kippah is not a threat to you. someone simply wearing an item that is culturally or religiously important to them is not a threat to you. however, your aggression upon seeing a religious person at pride is a threat to them.

[pocket-deer-belly]

happy pride month