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Headcanons for the physical ages of the demon brothers + undateables
I know all of the characters are thousands of years old, but I just wanted to make a headcanons of how old they are physically. Here you go!
Lucifer: 27
Heâs the eldest among his brothers, so I thought setting his physical age to 27 would be the best choice for him. Lucifer is mature and heâs basically the head of the family.
Mammon: 24
I remember reading somewhere that Lucifer was on his own for a while before Mammon was created, so having a difference between their physical ages made the most sense.
Leviathan: 23
Levi doesnât seem to look much younger compared to Mammon, so 23 seemed fitting.
Satan: 18
Although heâs the fourth strongest, he is the youngest of the seven.
Asmodeus: 21-22
I just based his age off of his older brothers.
Beelzebub and Belphegor: 19
Theyâre twins, so they were created at the same time. Both being 19 fit their status as twins.
Diavolo: 28
I like to think heâs slightly older than Lucifer, which is why heâs only 1 year older physically.
Barbatos: 27-28
I have a personal headcanon that Diavolo and Barbatos were childhood friends, so thatâs why theyâre around the same age.
Simeon: 26
He was around long before the Celestial War, and he said he thought of Lucifer as a brother. Simeon seems to have known Lucifer for some time before the fall, so heâs only slightly younger.
Author: @kingexpl0sionmurder
Pairing: Kaminari Denki/F!Reader
Rating: 18+ (contains smut)
Words: 5,491
Warnings: Sex work (Cam boy/girl), Quirkless AU, Aged-up Adult characters (someone is in grad school! wow!), mentions of masturbation (both male and female), mentions of casual ShinKami, established KiriBaku, Idk they are all just really sexually liberated and donât care about watching each other cum. Is that voyeurism? Iâm bad at tagging things. Title taken from a Lana Del Rey song.
AN: Another BNHarem collab piece! The theme was sex work, and I have wanted to do a camboy Denki for a long time so here we go. This was really smutty in my head but Denki makes me soft and it turned out really cute in the end, Iâm sorry? Heâs such a dork I feel like any sexual encounter with him would just turn out like this in some way, idk.Â
Thanks to @unbreakablekiribakuâ and @sailorseroâ as usual for being supportive of me.
Happy birthday to @lady-bakuhoe and @burnedbyshotoâ đđ There is no one else I would rather be birthday triplets with!
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â§ pairing: fuckboy smileball barista!denki x readerÂ
â§ summary: having a slimebucks apron is equal to having unlimited rizz (source: me) and denki proves it by bedding his brand new colleague on her very first day of work.Â
â§ word count: 5.5k
â§ tags: dubcon(?), manipulation(?), weed and alcohol use, oral (f!receiving), fingering, squirting, overstimulation, forced orgasm, pussyjob, unprotected sex, pulling out, size difference (denki is Tall and Lanky TM), unappropriate work relationship, scummy denki, no feelings.
â§ my submission for the @bastardblvd Slimeball collab â§
â§ AN: happy birthday to my little slimy fuckboy denks <3 this was so fun to work on, genuinely love being a grimetown resident now. the fanart is made by me but i'm no pro so.. be kind please. :D it was written in a daze so if you see discrepancies.. look away. based on my own tiny starbucks where i work (i am slimebucks denki incarnate). you may expect of me to make this a slimebucks series.. katsuki or touya next? ;)
Denki doesnât like morning shifts â he doesnât like how grumpy people are first thing in the morning because it makes scoring dates much harder for him. No matter how bubbly and pleasant he is, Monday mornings are just a bad time to flirt with clients. Most customers donât even spare a glance at him, too busy figuring out their schedule for the day and burying their noses in their phones. He does, however, enjoy the morning business attire â stockings, pencil skirts, white shirts that allow him to see the outline of a bra underneath⊠and those heels. Something about office fashion always getshim riled up.Â
Typically, if he couldnât strike up a conversation with the morning customers he would settle for watching them, eyes trailing down their crossed legs when they sit down to enjoy their coffee. He would follow their elegant movements and the curves of their bodies â from the corners of their painted lips turning upward in delight after a sip of hot coffee, to their dainty ankles decorated by the ankle strap of their heels swinging to the rhythm of the music playing softly on the speakers.
That is how his Mondays usually go, yet today he couldn't even enjoy that, all because of a new recruit.
His manager Katsuki (that angry bastard) had not even mentioned to them that he was hiring; he announced only yesterday that there would be a new trainee, pushing the responsibility of showing them around the store and kicking off their barista training onto him. Of course he wouldnât ask Touya to train them â he would end up with his cock in his hand less than ten minutes into the start of his shift due to his âside hustleâ schedule conflict, which in turn would scare off any new hire⊠and then the hiring process would have to start all over again. Katsuki himself is not much better off as barista trainer, his constant irritation and habit of screaming at everyone and everything has made many employees quit (and cry) early on, but the reason he was shoving the responsibility onto Denki was simply that he wouldnât be in the store due to a managerâs meeting in Tokyo.
Bummer.Â
According to the clock on the wall, the new hire should be coming in any time now, so Denki settles for focusing his attention and efforts on that instead of his grumpy morning customers. And then, there you were in your yellow raincoat, all sunshine and smiles from the moment you step inside the store. Denki gives you a once over and decides maybe this Monday morning wouldnât be so awful after all â you were cute and far too innocent and optimistic looking for him not to take advantage and have a little⊠fun.Â
His plan begins to form before youâve even laid eyes on him.
âHi! You must be the new addition to our team, pleasure to meet you!â The blonde extends a hand to greet you, his most charming smile plastered on his face. âOur team is a bit of a sausage party right now, so I hope you can bear with us and not get discouraged. We desperately need someone like you on our team.âÂ
âOh I can tell, your merch cabinets look very⊠dry. You fellas are not big on decorating, are you?â Your heartfelt laugh nearly disarms the blonde man as he scratches the back of his head awkwardly, admitting that the three men working there did not have the best sesne of aesthetics and beauty.Â
Oh, you were just his type â confident, energetic, and just a bit too kind and trusting.Â
âWell, youâre here to save us, right? How about we get started on your training, get the boring part over with so we can get to know each other better.âÂ
There was not a single pure intention behind his words, but his face remains the picture of innocence and kindness. Heâs had time to practice this look after all â canât let people find out whatâs behind the sunshine facade now, can he?
âOh well training shouldnât take long, I worked at a different Slimebuckslocation before moving to this part of town, hence why Iâm being transferred here. I can get around drink making just fine, so you can just show me around the store I guess?â You bat your eyelashes at him and Denki thinks of you as a pure miracle. This expedites the timeline he had in mind.
With a pep in his step, he shows you around the store and back of house, informing you where they keep extra syrups and toppings at the front and the storage in the back. He hands you a new apron and name tag while informing you of the usual cleaning routine and covering all the basics that you need to get around the new store on your own. Not that he follows these cleaning routines that closely anyhow, but hey, you were here to pick up the slack now.
âSo, think you got everything? Any questions?â Denki leans back against the bar on his elbows, long black painted fingers interlocking in front of his torso. Heâs laid back and so pretty itâs almost distracting. A regular person has to exert effort not to stare too long at his honey colored eyes that crinkle when he smiles.
However, you cannot get too distracted â you must remain focused and make a good impression today.Â
âYes, can I please rearrange and restock your merchandise cabinets? They do not spark joy and desire to buy in their current state. No offense.âÂ
âHave at it.â Denki does not break eye contact, not once â feline eyes following your every move, gears turning in his head and schemes hatching in his pretty little head.Â
He doesnât want to seem too overbearing, but he also doesnât want you to think he isnât interested. So, as it is pretty quiet in the store right now, he decides to give you a hand with the merchandise, chatting with you â learning about you. After all, the only times he actually puts effort into his minimum wage job arewhen there is a prospect of a cute girl removing her panties for him.Â
âSo, you live nearby?â he begins to prod at you with innocent questions.
âAh, not quite. I have to take a bus to get here since I donât have a car anymore. I live on the east side of town, close to that big mall they built recently.âÂ
Denki is easy to talk to, a nice balance budding between the two of you as he takes boxes out and hands you colorful cups and tumblers to put on the shelves.Â
âHey, I live around those parts, too, I can give you a lift after work, save you some bus fare. Unless you have some super jealous boyfriend or something?â Despite flunking out of college, Kaminari isnot stupid â he isplaying his cards just right, creating an opportunity to learn if youâre single and give you an option to spend more time with him, which isnât really an option. Unless you do have a boyfriend, you wouldnât have a reason to say no, not after the deliberate way he phrased it.Â
âHaha, no, no boyfriend â kind of the reason I donât currently have a car and why I had to move.â Thereâs an edge to your voice, maybe even a trace of anger, but to him they appear as feelings that seem to have simmered down. âI got out of a long relationship recently. We used to live together and share a car, but I had to get my own place after the breakup, and he took the car. And the dog.â
âThat bastard!â Denki chimes, a bit too exaggerated, but he figures making a small joke wonât actually hurt. âReally though, that sucks. Iâm sorry it happened.âÂ
The way he switches from being a clown to being a gentleman can give a person whiplash.Â
âDonât be, Iâm not sorry it happened.â You shrug your shoulders and give him a wide, genuine smile. âNow I get to hook up and have flings whever I want.âÂ
You keep the tone light, and you mean what you said â youâre not looking for anything serious right now, and the satisfaction from your answer was well written on the blondeâs face. He was cute, so maybe youâll play along, have fun for once.Â
âSo this means youâll let me give you a ride?âÂ
âIf you really donât mind?â You put the final tumbler on the shelf and examine your work in delight. Meanwhile Denki examines your body in delight.Â
âOh, Iâd be honored to.â A devious grin adorns his face as he follows you behind bar to help serve customers.Â
The day goes on, the playful banter between you and the blonde continuing â turns out you have similar hobbies: you like the same movies and games, you even have similar music taste, and Denki relinquished the store music rights to you for the day.Â
Your shoulders would brush as you work side by side at the coffee machines, and he would laugh shyly, complimenting your pace and how well youâre adjusting to the new store. The exchanges between the two of you were flawless, seamlessly passing each other lids and pitchers without so much as saying a word.Â
Kaminari gave the perfect performance of a man who enjoys his work; he didnât even obnoxiusly flirt with every beautiful girl that placed an order.Â
âHey, can you grab some more caramel drizzle from the back?â Denki asks after a huge line of people finally dissipates and gives room for some tidying up and restocking.Â
âYea, absolutely. Need anything else?âÂ
âAlso grab some extra bags of coffee beans and vanilla syrup if you can?âÂ
You nod and head to the back of house energetically.
Denkiâs been working here for over two years now, so he knows that after this rush there wonât be anyone in the store for another half an hour at least, so sending you to the back of house away from customers was a calculated move. As soon as you disappear behind the doors he follows â after all, you wouldnât be able to carry all that back to the front on your own.He should give you a hand.Â
Smiling to himself, he enters the storage area to see you standing on your tip toes trying to reach the bags of coffee on the top shelf. Quietly he walks up behind you, one hand on your waist to pull you back a bit, the other hand reaching above you for the coffee beans.Â
âBe careful. If you canât reach somewhere, just call for me. Donât want you getting hurt back here.â He can feel you melt into him and rest your back against his chest as he takes the four-pound bag down for you.Â
âOh, sorry⊠I thought I was gonna be able to reach.â You smile at him, realizing how he was surrounding you in that moment, and something about itmade your skin tingle. âThank you.âÂ
âOf course! I figured you wouldnât be able to carry everything at once so I came along to give you a hand.â The two of you stood very close to one another in the cramped storage, but you didnât mind, as it was far too cold back here, and Kaminari was pleasantly warm to the touch. âThe caramel drizzle is all the way down on that same self, if you want to grab that?âÂ
Eager to complete the task, you turn around and bend over to open the box labled âcaramel drizzle,â giving Denki a perfect view of you round ass, making him gulp hard. If he just reached forward he would be able to trace the curve of your ass with his hand, squeeze one cheek as his other hand trails down your side.Â
He shakes the thoughts out of his head as you stand back up, several bags of caramel sauce in your hands. You were squishing them playfully which was not helping Denki in keeping unholy thoughts at bay.Â
âI always loved the texture of these bags; itâs so stress relieving to play with them.â Grinning up at him, you were the picture of innocence.Â
âYea, they remind me of tiddies.â Denki blurts out without even thinking, too enthralled by his imagination showing him images of you wrapping your pretty lips around his cock and playing with his balls. Once he realizes what he said he waves his hands around in defence. âNo, no, not what I meaââÂ
âYou havenât touched boobs recently, have you?â You deadpan, and he can feel his heart sink. âBoobs are much more firm. I get where youâre coming from, but a bag of caramel sauce can not compare to a tit.â You say matter of factly while squishing a bag with your hand. âCanât do that to a boob, can you?âÂ
Denki snorts out a laugh.Â
âYea, youâre right â tiddies do feel better. And it has indeed been a while since I got to touch one.â He dramatically wipes a fake tear from the corner of his eye, a big pout on his lips as he turns to exist the storage.Â
âAww, poor Denki⊠Wanna cop a feel?â You can see him physically freeze up at these words, turning to give you a bewildered look. âIâm joking! Obviously. You that desperate, pretty boy?âÂ
You walk past him with a gleeful look on your face.Â
The look in Kaminariâs eyes changes as soon as youâre out of sight, and he cannot wait to get his greedy hands on you. In fact, he was going to challenge himself and get between those plush thighs of yours by tonight.Â
When the two of you are behind bar again, he continues to orbit close to you, watching videos on your phone over your shoulder, brushing his fingers against your skin when he passes you a milk carton, caging you between his body and the bar while he reaches for something behind you.Â
And every time you accidentally touched, you could feel electicity run down your spine and butterflies flutter in your stomach. His light amber eyes trailing down your body lit a fire in your lower belly. The day went on just like that â standing a bit too close to one another, making inappropriate jokes, flirting. And so came time to close and go home, riding in his car.Â
âYou done with the trash?â you ask as he takes his apron off.Â
âYeah, if youâre done with the floor we can head on out.â You head to the back of house together to grab your stuff from your lockers and lock up.Â
âSo, got any plans for tonight?â he asks, leaning on his locker while waiting for you to put your jacket on.Â
Now that youâre officially off the clock, you take the time to pay attention to small details about the man â how long his eyelashes are, how he cockily half smiles at you, how veiny his forearms are.Â
âNo plans, no â Iâm probably gonna end up watching Desperate Housewives with a glass of wine by myself.âÂ
And there you go â giving him another opportunity.Â
âOh you watch that too?â Heâs excited, presenting this as an interest that not many share with him. âThatâs basically my plan for the evening, except I was gonna get high instead of drinking.â Sharing with you that he smokes weed is also tactical; it indicates trust that you wonât misuse that information, and it also opens a gate for you to bond with him over weed if you smoke.Â
âOh, well...â And there you go, taking the bait. âIf itâs not too forward of me to offer, Iâve got alcohol and pizza on speed dial, you have weed and good company. Maybe we can merge resources, watch tonightâs episode together?âÂ
Score.
âSounds perfect.â
He places his hand at the small of your back as he leads you towards his car, being very caring and gentle â making you feel comfortable and safe, letting you open up to him. It was going to be a fun night for Denki.Â
Your apartment is exactly what he envisioned: small but cozy, full of plants, color and art. The small space reflected your personality, a variety of interests on display, different styles clashing in every corner of the room. It was cute. And your chouch seemed very comfortable for eating pussy.
âCute place.âÂ
âThanks. I finally got the chance to decorate my own space however I want, so I went a bit crazy with it.âÂ
Kaminari doesnât miss the emphasis in your voice; you lived for a long time with no control over small and insignificant things such as decor. You were frustrated. At the same time, he notes that now you seem to cling to control. He noticed it at work, too â you rarely gave yourself time off. Things are really looking up for the blonde man, and he can barely contain his wolfish smile as the gears in his head turn. Youâd love to give up control, wouldnât you?Â
âMake yourself comfortable on the couch. Iâll grab us some drinks and we can order pizza.âÂ
As you make way to the small kitchen, Denki takes two pre-rolled joints from a cigarette tin and places them on the table. Wine and weed should make you nice and pliable for him. You return with a glass of white wine and a cold beer.Â
âI figured youâs prefer a beer over wine.â You offer with a smile, and he accepts.Â
âHow observant of you. I just wanna check first:Are you sure you want to mix alcohol and weed? Might hit you hard.â He shows concern, but itâs fake â the more crossfaded you are, the easier it would be for him to get you naked.Â
âYea Iâm uh.. More practiced than I care to admit.â You give him a coy smile and sit next to him on the couch, phone in hand ready to order food. Once that is out of the way, you both finally lean back and relax on the couch, the episode of Desperate Housewives starting with a recap.Â
âSo, do you invite people you just met to your apartment to get stoned often, or..?â He offers jokingly as he lights one of the joints up.Â
âNo, just the pretty and charming ones.â Youâre no longer being coy about it like you were at work; you like him, and you aregoing to make it known.Â
âOh, you think Iâm pretty? So you only want me for my face?â He retorts with faux disappointment, eyes focused on yours intently, curious and full of desire.Â
âNot just your face. You have pretty hands too.â You answer with a straight face, reaching for his hand that was holding the joint and pulling it towards yourself, taking a drag from the joint between his slender fingers.Â
Denki swallows, the lust thick in his throat. The way your lips wrap around the joint is sinister, the eyecontact you maintain while doing it â electrifying.Â
His body responds before his brain can process, leaning in towards you to capture the smoke from your lips with his own, inhaling it and placing his free hand at the back of your neck, keeping your lips close to his.Â
Honey-colored eyes stare down at you as your cheeks begin to heat, mind and heart racing as your tongue darts to wet your lips and taste him. Screw your plan to just tease him, wind him up for a week or two, make him eager â you donât have the patience for all that. You set your glass on the coffee table and close the gap between the two of you, pushing him back, straddling him.Â
âFeeling bold tonight, sweetness?â He smiles up at you, letting you get your dose of control, let you simmer in the illusion that you initiated this, you took the lead. His free hand rests on your thigh, thumb drawing circles over your jeans, gently squeezing you.Â
You donât dignify him with a response as your lips crash onto his in a searing kiss, fingers carding through his blonde locks. He can tell how needy you are by the way your body moves â pulling his hair a bit harder than you should, nipping at his lower lip, canting your hips over his. Youâre leaning into his every touch, almost aggressively taking what you want from him, claiming control.Â
He smiles into the kiss and in one swift move shifts you to lay flat on your back on the couch, his larger frame towering over yours.Â
âDonât move.â He sounds almost like a different person as he yanks the control from you, and you obey. You lay still and watch him intently as he lights the joint again, taking a long drag and putting the joint back on the ashtray.Â
Leaning down, he places his hand under your chin, parting your lips and blowing the smoke into your mouth. You inhale and hold your breath as he traces kisses down your jaw and collarbone, warm hands sneaking under your shirt. He only speaks after you slowly exhale the smoke.
âYouâve brightened my day, you know. Let me thank you properly.âÂ
His fingers trail down your body and unbutton your jeans, feather light kisses pressed against your tummy just above the hem of your pants. You donât protest, so he continues his ministrations, pulling your shirt up above your head and leaving you in your pink lacy bra. He pushes one of the bra straps to the side andâ
Ding dong!
The pizza has arrived.Â
âFuckââ He scrambles to his feet to go answer the door while you qucikly throw your shirt back on and head to the kitchen. Denki follows with pizzas in hand that he quickly discards on the table.Â
âAre the pizzas cut? Do you need any sauce orââ Youâre scooped up in his hands and pressed against the kitchen counter. His lips are on your again, insistent and needy. âDenkâ The food?âÂ
âI was hoping for a different meal.âÂ
His breath is hot against the shell of your ear as he lifts you up to sit you on the marble counter, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist as he makes desire bubble inside you once more.Â
Discarding your pesky shirt again, he wastes no time in removing your bra and cupping your breasts, lips enclosing around your pert nipple.Â
âYouâre right â much better than a bag of caramel sauce.â His words are barely above a whisper as he tweaks your nipple between thumb and index finger, leaving wet kisses across your sternum and stomach. His hands grip at the hem of your still unbuttoned jeans, and you follow his wordless instruction, lifting your hips and letting him slip the jeans off.Â
There you were, practically naked on your kitchen counter while he, still fully dressed, devoured you with predatory eyes. Large hands rest on your bare thighs, and he gently spreads your legs and drags you closer to the edge of the countertop.
Youâre pretty and soft, and you smell nice. Denki canât help but wonder if youâll taste sweet as well. A single digit traces the outline of your lacy thong, marveling at the wet spot forming on the material. Hooking his finger behind the material, he roughly pulls it upwards â the feeling isnât exactly pleasant, but it doesn't hurt either; itâs simply not enough friction. You need more. Your nose and eyebrows scrunch, and you wrap your hand around his wrist, a pleading whine leaving your parted lips.
âAw, Iâm sorry pretty girl⊠I wonât tease you too much, promise.âÂ
Another quick peck to your lips and he sinks to his knees in front of you, eye level with your needy wet cunt. Pushing the pink fabric to the side, he inspects your pretty cunt, glistening with arousal. Kissing from the inside of your thigh and making his way to your core, all you can do is tug on his hair and hold on while he devours you whole.Â
Kaminari finally delves his tongue into your heat, leaving a long stripe from your needy hole to your sensitive clit and then focusing on the latter. His tongue is gentle, teasing â like he has all the time in the world to enjoy this tasty treat, working you up until your body starts moving on its own against his tongue. Your head is so far up in the clouds that you probably arenât even aware of how tightly youâre gripping his hair and how youâre moving your hips rhythmically against his mouth.Â
You sound cute: breathless and whiny, softly begging under your breath, head tilted back in pleasure as the muscles in your thighs stiffen and your legs shake. Yet, Denki does not speed up, maintaining his languid pace and dangling true bliss right in front of your eyes.Â
âF-fuuck⊠Denki, please...âÂ
Your heart is in your throat, and your body aches from the tension, you need release. You can feel the smirk on his lips as you beg him.Â
At the peak of your high, delirious from the need to cum but not being given enough friction to tumble over the edge, Denki lifts two long, slender fingers to your wet cunt and slowly pushes them inside you, the feeling of being filled up driving the air out of your lungs.Â
Quickly, Denki finds that spongy spot inside you and presses against it, moving his fingers right against it while his lips and tongue focus on your clit.Â
It takes seconds for you to ascend, body going rigid as your muscles contract around his fingers and your orgasm is forced out of you with a strangled moan. He does not slow down.Â
One strong arm wraps around your thigh, keeping you still while his mouth continues to ravage you, fingers slipping in and out with precision. He was intending to force another orgasm out of you without giving you time to recover from the first.Â
Your arms and legs feeltingly and limp, and Denki has to support your weight all while eating you out like a man starved. His cock is painfully hard in his tight jeans, but heâll be damned if he doesnât make you cum one more time on his face.Â
You taste like wild honey, and your whiny pleas fuel him to keep going, marveling in the feeling of you becoming tighter and tighter for him, chest heaving erraticly and shaky fingers scratching at his arms and shoulders. You are about to come undone for him.Â
Before your mind can respond to your body, the coil in your belly snaps, and you gush onto his fingers with a scream, squirting in his earger mouth as he licks up every clear droplet. He removes his fingers and helps you come down from your high with gentle kisses over your swollen clit and soft thighs.Â
Your mind is spinning, but your ears register the sound of a belt unbuckling. Groggily opening your eyes, you are met with the image of him keeping his t-shirt tucked between his teeth as he fists his cock to the sight of you. His pupils are blown â only a thin ring of gold remaining. He closes the gap between you again, his warm length resting on your sticky cunt, slowly gliding between your folds.Â
You open your mouth to ask if he has condoms, but he seems to have already read your mind.Â
âDonât have any on me, but Iâm clean, and I wonât put it in.â His words are rushed, and he is far too entranced by the feel and sound of wetness to even look you in the eyes.Â
You canât even bother to argue, too tired and blissed out with a new sesnse of hunger growing in the pit of your stomach. Your hips instinctively move to meet his thrusts, the mushroom tip of his cockhead grinding into your sensitive clit, and you just want more. Tired hands reach out to him, thumb rubbing over his cheek as he leans into your touch, kissing your palm with his eyes shut as his hips thrust faster against your sloppy wet cunt.Â
âFuck, gorgeous, you have no idea how bad I wanna be inside ya.â He nips at your hand still resting on his cheek and growls lowly, frustrated by his own imagination of how snug you would feel around his cock.Â
Drunk on his words and the previous two orgasms he forced out of you, you want him just as bad. Throwing all logic and reasoning out the window you use the last of your strenght to lift your hips and line him up to your entrance, slamming your hips down and taking his cock all at once with a yelp.Â
âP-Please, pleaseâŠâ You mumble in a chant as your velvety walls spasm around his girth, mouth loosly hanging open and a bit of drool trickling down your chin. You were so beautifully fucked out, heavy eyelids giving you the most seductive look.Â
Finally overcoming his shock and managing to stifle his impending orgasm, Denki moves his hips and curses under his breath at the feeling of your gummy walls sucking him in. Grinning wolfishly at the way your eyes roll to the back of your head, small hands gripping his sleeve for dear life, he angles his hips to thrust his cock right into your sweet spot making you scream his name in pleasure.Â
God, if he hadnât edged himself half to insanity, heâd want to stay buried in your warm cunt for the whole evening, but you felt so good, he knew he wouldnât last. Hooking his arms under your knees and then linking his finger behind your neck he rams his cock fervently inside you. The angle change of this position made you feel him all the way in your stomach, your clit slapping against his pelvis with each thrust. Snaking a hand between your bodies you circle a finger over your clit to help yourself while he uses you as a fleshlight.
âThatâs right sweetness, keep doing that, you need to cum one more time fâme. One more.âÂ
Folding you even more and slamming you on his cock he could feel your insides trying to push him out as a third orgasm washes over you, more clear liquid splashing against his abdomen as you cry out his name.
Letting you out of the headlock, he pulls out quickly, pumping his fist over his cock as his balls thighten, and he empties his seed all over your wet cunt, smearing his cum over your clit and folds with a relieved sigh. Â
Still caging you in with his arms at your sides, he leans down to place a kiss on your forehead.Â
âYou good?â You answer with a weak nod, and he canât help but chuckle at how exhausted you are reaching over for the kitchen paper. âSorry, itâs the closest thing I can clean you up with.âÂ
After catching your breath and no longer being covered in sticky cum, post-nut clarity finally settles in, and you chew on your lower lip, anxiously pondering the consequences of your actions.Â
âDonât freak out, pretty girl.â Heâs his usual charming self now, feline eyes crinkling in a smile. âYou donât want anything serious, nor do I, and if word gets out at work weâd be both in trouble. So, how about we keep this between us?âÂ
Offering you a perfect escape â the final part of his plan. You smile widely glad to know youâre both on the same page, the anxiety dying down.Â
âAlso, sorry to bust a load and hit the road, but my landlord has left me like 12 messages about some emergency at the flat so I think I should really go check it out, might be a flood.â He awkwardly scratches his neck, showing that he feels bad about this.Â
âOh, donât worry about it! Go, I hope it isnât flooded.â You turn to grab one of the abandoned pizzas on the table. âWhy donât you take this with you? You never got to eat it anyway. Wonât be as good as fresh pizza, but itâs somethingâŠâÂ
He grins widely, accepting the pizza and giving you a chaste kiss on the cheek.Â
âThank you. Iâll see you at work then, newbie?âÂ
âSee you then.âÂ
Escorting him to the door you lock it behind him and rest your back to the door taking a deep breath.Â
Walking outside of your apartment complex, Denki pulls his phone out of his back pocket and dials a number under the name âLandlord Toshiâ.Â
âHey man, thanks for always having my back with the apartment âemergencies.ââ The blonde laughs into the phone. âYea, I told you she was gonna be easy â fresh out of a relationship, wants to let loose and make up for lost time, constantly feels like she has to be in control so naturally gives the reins away when it comes to fucking. It was a fun little challenge.âÂ
âYou dog.â The man on the other line chuckles and a bong can be heard in the background. âYou gonna tap that again?âÂ
âNah, she seems the type to catch feels.â Denki lights up the other joint in his cigarette tin and gets in his car, revving the engine. âPlus, the only reason I did this was to even the bet scores at work while Touya is still on vacation.â
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"she doesn't like you, y'know."
denki kaminari gasped semi-sarcastically, like its obvious that you don't like him and anyone with eyes can see that but it still shocking to hear out of his best friend's mouth.
jirou turns to him with barely concealed mirth in her eyes and she looks up from her phone where she'd been texting momo, asking for her whereabouts.
they were at a party, a sleazy rich kid house party, one of momo's friend's sisters' or something like that. the kind that involved lots of expensive alcohol, shitty bass music, and sweaty hot rich kids that did too much coke and no survival instincts or a general sense of humiliation. one guy had already thrown up twice, two girls had passed out, someone's boyfriend had punched someone else and denki was absolutely fucking loving it.
he and jirou had smoked some good shit with hanta after pregaming and had enter the party at its pinnacle, completely crossfaded. the good kind that makes you feel like hot shit, like you're the baddest on the planet, and that you could fuck anyone you wanted if you tried hard enough.
that was about two, maybe three, hours ago.
he hits the vape he stole from jirou and scrunches his face at her.
"where even is momo?"
he's chosen to dodge the topic. the topic of you.
he only knows you as one of momo's ex talking stages. you run in the same social circles mostly and somehow, you're still amicable, friendly infact, its some weird sapphic thing that denki doesn't get. how you're friends with jirou, denki really doesn't get. like how can jirou be friends with her girlfriend's ex-situation?
well that's what he thought.
until he met you.
and wow.
you're across the kitchen from him now, chatting it up with some guy you just met, and he's laughing at something you said because you have this effortless wit and charm about you that everyone in your vicinity can sense. it rolls off you in waves, your aura is so attraction, so is your hair, and your eyes, and your smile, and the dress you're wearing-
and now you're looking at him, or maybe at jirou, yeah never mind, you're looking at jirou, and before he knows it his best friend is whacking the back of his neck.
"you're staring," she teases in a singsong voice, fucking annoying habit that she stole from him and just for that he snatches her drink from her and downs it in one gulp. "hey, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
denki fake gags slightly before smiling all teeth "you never answered my question, when's your girlfriend getting here?" jirou rolls her eyes at his obvious diversion from the topic "i want her to make me that weird drink she makes with the tequila.... and i'm pretty sure i left my lighter in her car."
"momo won't care y'know." she looks at him with full seriousness and nods in your direction. "you should be more worried about how you're gonna talk to her."
denki says nothing in reply, only sighs and send jirou an affirmative hum so that she knows he's not being pissy and ignoring her.
his eyes cut to you again, the guy you were talking to has gone back to the friends he came with and you're pouring yourself a drink.
and jirou was right, by the way. at first you didn't like him, he laughs too loud at his own jokes, bums cigs off of everyone and everytime you've seen him in passing, at parties like this or nights at the club when jirou's band plays, he's always chatting someone up.
girls of all kinds, tall girls, small girls, girls that do drugs, girls with dicks, blondes, brunettes, gingers, white girls, black girls, brown girls.
you wondered about him. there's gotta be something that he's doing right, because from what you've heard from momo his cool guy persona is simply that, a persona, and he's actually a massive loser who spends most of his time playing pokemon go or holed up in his room watching anime. so how he can pull so many baddies, most of whom speak of him fondly, is a mystery to you.
but damn, he is cuteeee.
like, cracked, horny, stoner, twink, that would probably beg for it, cute.
and you're obsessed.
that's the real reason why you've been throwing shade at him all night, making sly biting comments, getting into dumb senseless arguments, you're playing with him, working him up slowly, and he's enjoying it.
but contrary to popular belief, denki is not the sleazebag everyone thinks he is. sure he's had a few flings with a few friends, drunken nights never spoken of again, and there was that one time where a girl he slept with lied to him about having a boyfriend. but like, aside from that, he's not like horrible.
and momo is his friend, and idk, isn't flirting with her ex kinda weird, and won't you think its weird that he's flirting with you, and omg, what if you think its weird??, and you actually don't want anything to do with him, and this highly charged game made of mean banter and heated stares, is actually just that.
a game.
and he's been reading all the signals wrong, and you actually don't want him, and he's gonna have to jerk off so hard tomorrow morning to forget about you, because the look you gave him after you called him a senseless fucking idiot for spilling vodka on the counter early was sooo hot and he-
"you're spiralling."
jirou rolls her shoulder and starts riffling through her jacket pockets, probably looking for the vape denki has concealed in his right hand. she pauses and looks at the blonde before sighing. "momo's here. she's got your lighter." she gets up off the counter and pauses. "and maybe drink something before you smoke, you look like you're about to vomit all over the fuckin' floor."
"you dirty bitch, i am not nervous, i swear you're so-" jirou leaves him in the kitchen with a resounding cackle and goes out into the main house to find her girlfriend.
the sound of jirous laughter calls your attention over to denki, who's attention you already had, he'd been counting the piercings on your right ear, and a smirk creeps onto your face, as you pick up your cup and make your way over to him.
"do you have a staring problem?" straight to the point, your voice so close to his ear it makes him jump. "huh, oh, what?" he splutters "staring? me?? why would i be staring at you, of all people?"
the red on his cheeks makes you snort and you regard his fake non-chalant lean against the kitchen counter.
"well that's what i'm trying to work out," you say as you inch closer practically caging him in, still keeping direct eye contact.
his breath hitches slightly as his eyes lock onto your own, determined to win whatever game it is your playing, despite the twitch in his jeans.
you're so close you practically taste his breath. he smells like bud, expensive foreign perfume and bubblegum. your hands splayed either side of his hips creep closer and closer.
denki can hear the gulp he takes when your hands finally make contact with his body, your thumbs just slightly grazing his outer thighs, he thinks he might actually have a fucking heart attack or something.
he keeps his eyes on yours, but trying to centre himself in your gaze seems to have been the wrong decision to make because the way you tilt your head and smile so innocently, like you don't know what you're doing, is sending him to space. and it's your smile that makes him drop his eyes entirely to the curve of your lips and blink, just for a second.
you notice immediately and let out an obnoxious 'ha!' before reaching up and plucking the joint that he had tucked behind his ear, and yeah it was part of the fit, the pink rolling paper matched his pink shoelaces, before taking a step back from the blonde.
he responds to your laugh with a scoff and a roll of his eyes which makes your smile grow even wider. you hide this as best you can by taking a sip of your drink effectively finishing it. he looks at you, wide amber eyes regarding you curiously, like he's a puppy dog awaiting instruction.
"you wanna go out back?" you smile cheekily brandishing your prize, "go smoke this baby before jirou gets back?"
he sniffs and stands at his full height, stuffing his hands in his back pockets before nodding to the exit. and you lead the way to the garden with a giggle.
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"it's not my fault. you're the poser walking around with a joint and no lighter." as you finally stamp out then end of the joint. you'd just had to beg some snotty marlboro gold smoking guy for the use of his lighter. "honestly it was more of an accessory than a zoot, you didn't even roll it well."
"you're so mean to me," denki flushes, honest to god his voice sounding more like a whimper then anything else.
you scoff at him.
you're not mean, this guys just an idiot, generally easy to make fun of, and has the most adorable reactions whenever you take the piss out of him. you can't help yourself. he's so easy practically throwing himself at you, demanding all of your attention all night and then whining like a kicked puppy and retreating back to hide behind jirou when you don't give him the response he's looking for.
"oh, i'm sorry," you ask soflty and the change in attitude gives him whiplash. "are you alright, denki?" he's growing crossed eyed as he watches your lips getting closer to his.
his knees buckle and he clears his throat with a weak smile, "yeah, just uh, my iron deficiency."
you pull away to raise your eyebrow about to make a sarcastic remark, when he surges forward and captures your lips in his. your hands travel up the back of his neck, and the way you thread your fingers through his hair makes him groan into your mouth. you push him backwards, pining him against the cold stone wall, and he just takes it, lets you control the momentum of the kiss, like he's in the middle of a storm just being thrown around and carried by the waves, and he's fucking loving every second of it.
you swear once you break for air, your lips plump, and wet, and juicy, and soft, and he's already diving back in, he needs more of you. more of your taste, fuck, you taste so good, your lips are so soft and syrupy against his, he feels like he's melting into to your hands.
"careful," you murmur directly into his ear and he keens as you grip his hair tight and tilt his head back to give provide acces to his bare neck.
"please, please, please, please, fuck."
you tug harshly on his blonde locs, his eyes fluttering open at the feeling as you hold his gaze. "what do you want denki? use your words."
he can't think of how to reply, not with your right hand itching at his scalp and your left hand drawing circles on the skin above his waistband. "oh god, i don't- i don't even know- i- fuck."
your left hand has dropped, finger only slightly grazing the front of his jeans but it's enough for him to whine so prettily in your ear and cant his hips upwards into your palm.
"fuck, please-"
you cut him off by mashing your lips into his, he accepts gratefully pouring every inch of his desire into your mouth.
"you're so desperate."
he's nodding, he wants you so bad, your hand feels so good even through the layers of fabric covering his most sensitive parts, but its like his skin is on fire, and the only thing that can put it out is your touch. his hands run along your torso, his finger only just brushing over your nipples, enough to make you gasp into him, as he wraps his arms around your body to deepen the kiss.
as good as this feels, the sounds he's making, the whimpers leaving his lips as he grinds into your hand, are increasing in volume and your entirely conscious of the fact that you are outside, out the open, for anyone to hear or see.
you hiss out his name, but just hearing your voice turns him on more and you have to grip his face with you fingers for him to stop moving and pay attention.
"if you want me to keep going," punctuated by a squeeze to his jaw, "then- look at me when i'm talking to you, then you're gonna have to shut up." your gaze is so intense he's nodding before he's even fully comprehended the words you've said.
his pretty amber eyes roll back into his head as your hand finally slips underneath his boxers and you grasp his hot, sticky, dick with your cold soft hands. "oh wow," you snicker, "you're so messy."
your words make denki whine, silenced by a stern look before he pouts. "what so you can talk but i can't even-, oh fuck-" you squeeze him, the weight heavy in your hands.
"yeah, because you're leaking all over my hand."
he holds in his whine this time cussing under his breath and looking at you. his pretty face obscured by strands of hair all wild and messy sticking up at odd angles. his lips are pink and swollen, drool threatening to spill out of his mouth, cheeks flushed.
"that's not fair," he hisses at you but you remain largely unbothered by his attitude as you thumb his tip. "you're teasing."
"i'm not doing anything, you're the one that can't keep it together."
"i-" he starts but you pick up speed and cover his mouth with your free hand so he's free to buck and whine all he wants.
"look at you, are you gonna finish like this? i've barely even touched you."
its like your words are directly fuelling the grind of his hips, he humps against you furiously, drool spilling all down his face, soiling that hand as well. like he can't help but make a mess in all directions.
you can tell he's close when his eyes start fluttering and his body starts twitching crazily.
your hand drops from his face, quickly wiping the drool onto his tshirt before snaking your way back up and applying light pressure to the base of his neck.
"thank you, thank you, thank you-"
that does it for him as he comes with a whine of your name, followed by jagged breath and the crazy stutter in his hips.
you give him a second to catch his breath before you start tearing into him about the mess he's made and about how he better not have gotten any cum on your dress.
"always complaining about something, i swear," he rolls his eyes and before you can bite back he slips your cum soiled fingers into his mouth and runs his tongue along each individual finger before giving a hard suck. you watch him mouth slightly agape, and the pulsing heat in between your thighs makes itself apparent to you.
"you are such a slut." he grins mouth full and you press down on his tongue. "you wanna get outta here?"
You cried out to your bedroom ceiling, legs locking around Denki's waist as he brought you to another orgasm. You'd let your friend with benefits convince you to fuck you raw tonight, promising he'd pull out when the time came. The result was life changing for you, the feeling of his warm, hard cock inside without the latex barrier.
"I'm sorry," he whimpers, fucking into you harder, "I'm so fucking sorry, fuck."
"W-why are you sorry?" You ask, still gasping and trying to catch your breath from your orgasm as Denki continues to fuck you.
"Because-" his arms give out, causing him to drop down, leaving you chest to chest with his face near your ear as his hips desperately hump into your pussy. "Because there's no fucking way I can pull out now."
husband!coriolanus has a thing for dumbification. not that he thinks youâre the smartest anyway but youâre just so nosy. too nosy. always asking about his day and his work and his feelings and he just canât be bothered with it in the slightest.
he garners itâs a good thing you look so pretty when youâre fucked out. hair messy, lips swollen, covered in the deep purple marks heâs left on your skin. he has an infatuation with watching his cum leak out of you, likes to push it back in and watch as your eyes roll from the overstimulation. he likes you best like this, when your brain is so empty youâve got nothing to say. the silence only being broken by the obscene, messy sounds of your cunt or the occasion broken moan you let out.
coriolanus loves seeing the thoughts just being taken right out of you. watching your eyes dim to this dumb, half lidded state where the only thing youâre thinking about is his cock splitting you open. when you only open your mouth to beg him to make you cum. and sometimes he does, sometimes he doesnât. he does adore how fucking pliant you get though after a few orgasms. makes him so hard when youâre lying in front of him, babbling incoherently. look so sweet and pretty he just has to take you again.
âyou gonna give me another one, sweetheart?â heâd murmur darkly in your ear, chuckling when the only thing you can do is nod dumbly. âmaking such a mess of me arenât you? you can clean it up later.â at this point youâd do anything he says, merely just lifting your hips in answer and praying heâll fill the emptiness between your legs.
and he can be so mean!! likes to ask you stupid, unimportant questions whilst heâs bottoming out inside of you, head of his cock pressing repeatedly against the spot inside of you he knows drives you mad. he gets such sick pleasure from watching you try and scramble your way to an answer and he does expect one or else he wonât move until you do.
his favourite though is when youâre giving him attitude because then he gets to fuck the brat right out of you. gets to watch that pretty fire in your eyes dim until youâre drooling and dripping all over him. ânow you want to take it like a good girl, huh?â heâd urge, as you give him yet another orgasm. âjust needed the attitude fucked out of you, didnât you? you just needed my cock thatâs all.â <3
lovedrunk!snow who loves to fall asleep with his face buried in the crook of your neck, inhaling your scent to lull him into a restful sleep. freeing him of the paranoia that you might leave him in the middle of the night.
lovedrunk!snow who wraps his entire arm around your waist and pulls you close to him, burying his face into your hair and peppering kisses along your hairline.
lovedrunk!snow who ignores his capitol duties in favour of letting you sit in his lap and tell him about your day.
lovedrunk!snow who lets you call him an assortment of cutesy nicknames - "babe", "coryy", "coryoo", - that he would rather die than hear coming out of anyone else's mouth.
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lovedrunk!snow who fucks you sloppy n dirty against whatever surface he can find, desperate to get his hands on your hot skin and ravage you with his mouth, his fingers and his cock.
lovedrunk!snow who lets you dig your nails into the muscled flesh of his back and claw red and raised marks because he wants to be able to carry lasting reminders of you with him.
lovedrunk!snow who prefers fucking you in missionary bc that way you get to lay there all pretty, hair spread in a halo, while his abs tense and he fucks into you as hard as he can.
lovedrunk!snow who'll let you ride him just so that he can bottom out every time and watch your combined fluids dribble out onto his pelvis and stick to each other with every thrust.
lovedrunk!snow who wants to breed you - "ah f-fuck baby im gonna cum inside you, 'm gonna push all this cum deep inside, you're gonna look so beautiful pregnant."
lovedrunk!snow who lets you cockwarm him when you wake up in a restless fit, holding your back tight against his chest while he does his work.
modern!snow who - much to your liking - seems to have an affinity for grey sweatpants. you can't help but ogle, watching his length swing around loosely underneath the fabric as he walks around shirtless in the mornings. his tip occasionally catching the fabric and his morning hard-on making itself very evident.
he eventually catches you watching, your eyes trained on the non-discreet bulge - when your supposed to be watching a movie - while your nestled in his chest.
he chuckles, shifting so that he can guide your gaze up to him, and tells you without too many words, he knows.
you flush, cheeks heating up in embarrassment at getting caught out at such a shameless action.
recognising your mortification, he pats his thigh gently, placing a grounding hand against your waist for you to move onto his lap.
"knew you would like these sweatpants," he grins against your heated face, nibbling on your earlobe as you begin to grind on the thin fabric, his own arousal now very obviously at full attention.
you whimper against his neck, fulfilled with the friction of having him so carnally, humping him like a bitch in heat.
he reciprocates harshly, bucking his own hips straight into your hole, his dick banging against you and the phantom feeling of him actually entering you sending you into a clouded frenzy.
"mhm that's it baby let it out," he coos when he feels you finally contract above him, soaking through your panties and leaving a damp spot against his sweatpants, the material now dark grey & stained with your arousal.
"i should wear these 'round you more often, huh?" he jokes, a teasing lilt in his voice as you once again go shy at his taunts.