im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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AnasAbdin

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if i look back, i am lost
Keni

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@angelratcowboy
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
brought nothing to the gun fight, and everyone is really embarrassed for me. they keep trying to hand me a knife or a really big rock but I tell them I am not a charity case and die immediately
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour
i love you regional differences in food. i love you ingredients i've never heard of. i love you specific shapes of dumplings. i love you food that tastes better homemade. i love you food you can never make the same at home. i love you hot plate of chips and fresh salsa the moment you sit down at the table. i love you cash only holes in the wall. i love you the only place in town that makes it right. i love you arguing about which place is the best but they're all good. i love you spice that makes your mouth go numb. i love you comfort food you only eat when you're sick. i love you 'im glad i tried it but i'm never eating that again'. i love you favorite food i havent had yet
how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative
I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.
Ken was created from Barbieās rib
never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
I hate that when youāre stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize youāre already stressed and donāt need that and start functioning better actually
all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs
āIām just doing what Iām told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then thatās what Iāll doā, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought Iād add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.
He uh, skipped awful quickly to āstealing gold fillingsā didnāt he?
Original Article the image & caption are taken from.
Itās real.
Remember that ājust following ordersā was a claim made by the nazis who survived World War Two who were charged with warcrimes.
They also stole the gold from peopleās teeth.
these are getting weird
Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat
The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat
Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!
Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...
The source of her power:
The most delicious little strawbebby...
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are