No Sideblogs, We Die Like Men

She/Her ~ Welcome to my mess of a blog ~ fandoms + funny stuff + whatever i see that i like I draw sometimes! (#angelsaliensart)

[toadbreath]

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[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[when-you-fail-again]

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[ledwinged]

[heathcliffgirl1847]

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

[southernthread-deactivated20150]

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[agendermetalbender]

And the ruling class gets Much wealthier.

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[trapped--under--rice]

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

This is so American I could CRY

[hogmilked]

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[stonelions]

quick bloody cas sketch it's friday let's party

[datelinepentagons]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[olyphant-tim]

THE FIVE STAR WEEKEND (2026–) 1x08 “Monday Morning: Departures”

[ozempicofficial]