For my birthday I want my brain cells back

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@angelxshawty
For my birthday I want my brain cells back
its so hard for me to calculate anything in inches without thinking about dick
buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space
Do it, buzz
Now that’s a facial journey
Some of my favorites:
Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger
2017 mood.
I think this one is my favourite
I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic
God bless
The human trafficking crisis in Africa needs more attention. Africans are being sold like slaves and there has yet to be outrage in the western world. There is literally video footage of Africans being sold to Arabs. SLAVERY IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL
Source from BBC news: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-africa-42038451
Is there any possible way to help other than just sharing this????? Like what the fuck. Why is this happening??????
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
Son tells father how he lost his virginity
Is the titties facing yoooouu??
YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
please read this whole thing.
I’m that kind of person who keeps letters and birthday cards, tickets from trains, parks or museums.
frank performing nights while sporting a brad pitt tee. biblical.
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taylor swift stayed quiet throughout election season in fear it would cost her album sales in middle america she doesn’t get to talk about how great it is to be a woman when she could have reached out to her base, young white women in rural america who’ve loved her since she made faux country music, not that people would automatically vote the other way bc taylor said they should but even a retweet of a fucking fact check on the trump campaign could have maybe helped.
she doesn’t get to use feminism when it’s beneficial to her and not speak up when she has the privilege to reach far beyond most politicians ever could have. “so happy to be a woman im gonna make a corny song about this and make some more millions” shut the hell up taylor