Sentient Trainwreck

Trey | Pisces | March 8 | gay | feminist | 17 | message me any time

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[worldecay]

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

[worldecay]

well fuck. who knew

[juliacaesar]

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[dridersgeorg]

... the perfume department!

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[ghostclvb]

y’all please look @ these gen z kids living in 3019

[stolentweets]

[youlovetoseeit]

I can’t with this

[curseworm]

whta the hell is a vsco girl idk what any of yall are talking about anymore

[curseworm]

its time to stop slapping random letters in front of ‘girl’ and pretending it makes any sense starting now we’re going back to basics. ur either a horse girl or ur nothing

[anxietyproblem]

[killicillin]

He went there.

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

no logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[ewaneneollav]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

yo why jon thick as hell

[flipflapjacks]

We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Characters in first-person games never blink.

[crowexe]

they blink when you blink stupid

[01101010-01100100]

cops are like. i was born this way