I Am Steve Rogers

I'm Zoe. the road works ahead

[sagihairius]

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[pixalry]

Demon Slayer - Created by Hexon

Available for sale at the artist’s TeePublic shop.

[cometdefyinggravity]

The Callings are a blessing, and that they can save our lives, but hell if they are not cursed as well.

[mysillycomics]

[mysillycomics]

[oxymitch-archive]

Spider-Man and Captain America pay tribute to the victims of September 11 attacks on its 20th anniversary

[corporationkills]

i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

[corporationkills]

addition

[cunsha-deactivated20220302]

Quality content

[tiktaalik-titties]

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

[computationalcalculator]

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

[prideprejudce]

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

[youngalientype]

[identityquest]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lmaonade]

truly think broccoli is the perfect side veggie, the stem parts are a bit harder to overcook so they can keep a good bite while the bushy parts absorb any sauces or juices you might have on your plate from the entre… absolute blast 

[snowylynxx]

i dont remember if i said this b4 but i think it would be super funny if gamefreak added a new normal type eeveelution that just evolves at level 45 or something and the pokedex entry is just “it took so long for scientists to discover this eevee evolution because no one has ever raised an eevee without it evolving into something else by accident”

[poisoned-dragons-liver]

[tikkety-tok]

[my-random-fandoms]

I was watching this on mute and I was like, someone should set this to the Benny Hill music.

[elisamaza]

LMFAO this is a great one

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…