CALL THE SHUTTLE

All the time, and every day.

[sludgebitch]

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[captain-price-returns]

you can pinpoint the exact moment Zach Cregger considers never making a videogame movie ever again

[toskarin]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[pochowek]

Visit Original Link

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[melonwah]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[loveletterworm]

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

[comment-tube]

[nitrobishop]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[ashenmind]

[hardcorewhimsy]

Reddit u/mynameisfreddit 's fish, as seen on @ashenmind 's blog with @lefttobloom 's tag caption

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!