CALL THE SHUTTLE

All the time, and every day.

[ordheist]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[bippus]

Never enrich your life because U will lose it all!

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[aqwult]

"i have no right to complain". who took it from you!? i'll defeat them...

[dramatic-dolphin]

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

[ammnontet]

the ghoul

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[badassdemonsword]

This one is titled The Berry that Bites Back

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[greatjobjeremy]

[dogpuppy]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

At any given moment I'm thinking about this pic

[oneheadtoanother]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!