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[midferal-galchemist]

sept. 04 . 25

content. by @midferal-galchemist

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

[fandomsandfeminism]

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

[royalturkeyz]

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

When is titty cupcake day?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Today!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Coming up!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[fandomsandfeminism]

Mark your calendar

[fandomsandfeminism]

Tomorrow

[crippled-peeper]

“I tampered with that persons food/drink order because I thought it would be funny” is like saying “I cut your brakes out of your car because I thought it would be funny”. that’s not a joke. It’s almost premeditated murder

[crippled-peeper]

a reminder for all people that real life has no “undo” button.

allergies kill people every day.

intentionally tampering with food is a federal crime.

you can be charged with assault, manslaughter, and more if you intentionally tamper with someone’s food or drink.

there is no joke in the entire world that is worth killing someone over and then having to live with that.

don’t fuck with people’s food.

[the-haiku-bot]

a reminder for

all people that real life has

no “undo” button.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hannahlockillustration]

Silksong.

Just beat Phantom in the game ;u; where are you up to?

[hannahlockillustration]

Added a print pre-order listing for this on my shop!

[theehorsepusssy]

[conarcoin]

why can't i be into normal fandoms why's it always gotta be some minecraft shit

[angstitty]

Actually will toledo i think its good youre waiting until i find a job and have concert ticket money before you come here, also please lets all pray together that i find a furry soulmate to come see them with me +v+

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[angstitty]

everyone that got to see xar seat headrest live know i envy and hate you so hard i will cry and tear my room down also will toldeo im talking to you please come to canada i hear they have great faggots

[bigsharkguy]

mbikmb fanart i love this albummmmugh

[s1ll1n3ss-1ncarnat3d]

How life feels when you can sing the entire 20 minutes of planet desperation but can’t do a geometry problem to save your life

[marstheplanettotally]

never faggot 💜

[tragically-banana-deactivated20]

"we were wrecks before we crashed into each other"

[tragically-banana-deactivated20]

At 4:20 (whatever timezone I'm in) on my birthday in 5 years i will reblog "lawns" by csh, if this happens then I'm dead.

[all-pacas]

Just started s3, tell me something I won’t understand

cameron and chase's s2 meth hookup has major geopolitical consequences

[applesdotexe]

hi tumblr, it's me, apples, the physically n mentally disabled person who has been barely staying alive for the past year

guess who's being threatened with homelessness this week unless i can summon just over 800 bucks out of my ass!

guess who cannot afford to rent anywhere in the area anymore, and i live in a tiny midwestern town!!

guess who is very, very seriously debating jumping ship and living in another state (with friends who are offering me a place with open arms) if it means i won't be getting even deeper in debt every month trying to stay alive!!!

guess who is trying as hard as humanely possible to not end it all cause i'm terrified!!!!

i know i've asked for a lot of help over the years. i hate it too. i know i've been told "you shouldn't expect the internet to save you, just get better with your money" so i hesitate to ask here for help at all now.

im so scared. even if i'm able to get out of this eviction notice, my lease ends in a month and i desperately need to go /somewhere/, and i just plain need support. i've been only buying grocery basics for a year and working far beyond what i'm physically able to handle. i don't know what i'm supposed to do anymore.

anything helps

Go to paypal.me/dullaidan and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

ESA pic for visibility

[allhailstarscream]

@knightbell apolocheese for the tagging but this is important methinks

[knightbell]

No your totally right

HELP THIS STRANGER BECOME FREE FROM CAPITALISM PLZ!

@aeon98

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@timeforthefunnies

@shadowjota2015

@d3w-dr0p5s

@c0llectmyn0t3books

@thegirlyartist

@paws-at-you

@balloonsandguacamole

@impresively-large-swan

@furbyeggs

@compsognathusmafia

@paperattheendoftheworld

@marisswaggerton

@kay27-iread

@nkv1ta

@professional-music-nerd

@solarianmage

@oberorka

@elementcattos

@pm-seymour

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@slimetony

@fruitful-gummies

@plane-chan

[knightbell]

@ardour-of-amy

@tara4284

@undead-crackhead

@regretfulpentimento

@novatheassholeofacat

@shardthefuckingwhajje

@ardour-of-amy

@rascalshark

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@m-p-lebrush

@the-creature-collective

@qu1zzcal

@d3w-dr0p5s

@c0llectmyn0t3books

@thegirlyartist

@paws-at-you

@balloonsandguacamole

@impresively-large-swan

@furbyeggs

@compsognathusmafia

@paperattheendoftheworld

@marisswaggerton

@kay27-iread

@nkv1ta

@professional-music-nerd

@solarianmage

@monitorbread

@assworms

@addiethedragoncat

@ithinkilikelamps

@novatheassholeofacat

@0dividedby0haha

@tacticaltechn0

@isaac-regretz

@4lliez

@problematicghosty

@y3ki02

@clownsgivemegenderenvey

@marty0708

@lolipopfreshst

@itsgirlcraft

@angeloftomato

@fruit-smoothie

@la-parpa

@omg-itsmoon

@locothewolf

@cloveriz

[kay27-iread]

@whatonearthisgoingon bring your swarm. Spread it far to the ends of the earth.

[kay27-iread]

@dumpsterfire620 @acelovesremuslupin @aostchekhovreturns @astrawantssleep @babyqueenfangirl @bikisser23 @cool-lesbian-is-here @cornishpadfoot @corvidconissuer @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @cuculoooo @damsnackbar03 @fadeintoyou-strangyouneverknew @firefly-waning @fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @frooglet @gimmiecandy @gracious-midnight @harrietthespywastaken @hey-look-at-the-stars @iguesswhatimtryingtosayis @imkindasleepdeprived @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @jellysunnie @jeniferdavid18 @lirenthenonlyrist @lookitsabooknook @love-hate-love00 @larapluma @microwavemalk @mike-newton-is-a-marshmallow @anything-for-my-moons @blitzstoneshouldbecanon / @be-nice-im-dead-inside @bricksandbirds @cats-reading-books @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @guitarheartz @invasiveroadkill @in-a-different-timeline @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @lllaced @luna---lovegood @lookinforluck @marssssbars @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @not-a-gay-fangodess @rosewater-arts @timdrakescaffienesupplier @theduchessr @thepicklekingog @werewolfadmirer @warydoom @xxlady-lunaxx

I don't know most of you, but @/whatonearthisgoingon, as a result of being on hiatus, has given me permission to tag you all for the summons today

[anything-for-my-moons]

@ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper summon the monsters

@jam-pots (ik you dont like getting tagged in these but this is like a serious matter with the paypal thing so please do rb!!!)

@ivyivyivyivyyy @macchickenlegend @kayylivesinchaos @atrixtraa @mothwingsmayy @mochamoony @werewolfadmirer @mikeywaysbass @miramiriummural @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @gnat-like-the-bug @nooraska @landofshazza @asserting-my-dominance @aaro0o0 @mudkip-enthusiast18 @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @rxmuslxpins @freddysarmyofgayrats @regulusblackkkk @so-juliaaaa @spottlessspectre @padfootwaist @thumbs-on-the-irises @thumbs-on-the-irises @prettylittlelesbian @lilyandpad @jellysunnie @hey-look-at-the-stars @imkindasleepdeprived @my-castles-crumbling @bricksandbirds @ash-elair-writes @oh-my-lord-its-an-american @wolf-john-wolf @hamiltonswiftie

[landofshazza]

@asserting-my-dominance @johnadamssss @i-lost-faith @elieandra @homeamongstthechaos @blackcatsandlockets @vintagetee13 @in-your-wall-s @gay-ass-nerd0w0 @purple-dinosaur17 @mothwingsmayy @tree0937 @mythologylover13 @aberrantcafe @missmelly-69 @relaterplanet @siriuslydepressed12 @artanarchyandarchery @knighthans @folkloresencen @cicimoonstar @burnttacos12 @oh-my-lord-its-an-american @meremythos @cranberry-branflakes @chaosisrocknroll @buyuflowers @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @late-night-reader-of-ao3 @anything-for-my-moons @lilyandpad @hexmebaby @moonysbookshelves @ashylittlebookworm @eyes-without-a-facee @mairon-goth-minion @rumpleandkilianfan @apcqlypse @we-r-loonies @the-kingteapea @skeletal-star @5tars-in-my-eyes @nidoole @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @knife-in-nobodys-back @vevie @ellsmarox @thepr3ttiest4r @wisegirl42 @sspadfoot @imkindasleepdeprived @the-gay-rat @the-stars-are-never-far-away

[wisegirl42]

@reallyrandombigirl @icariancarrion7 @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @bookish-dream @faeyells @im-a-mess-of-a-person @illiterate-moth @prongss78 @professionalworrier17 @dragongirlie56 @hopefullpotato @kingneilthedyingpoet @ghostlymakercat @sunmoonyandstars @imasillygoose @sunflowerscloudydays @zukotheartist @very-gay-poet @kitkat-moon @mia-is-delulu @distinguishablesong @marvelbros-oneshots @nerdy-sunflower @castleofravens @ronniesreverie @invasiveroadkill @neoncolour @freaky-always @notthebrighteststar @distinguishablesong @smartwater-stan @cawcawmotherfuckerz @justmossyall @indecisiveshadowthing @purple-dinosaur17 @janeiscompletelyfine @baskabytheanglerfish @ghostlymakercat @intenebrisobscurat @telugxrl13 @doodlebugdpj @sleepdeprivedweasley @astrovi @prettyyypoison @fictionalsimp09 @theduchessr @charlieandlolacow @aliensatemysocks @autistobrat @ghostystar88

[janeiscompletelyfine]

I can’t donate but if you can?

[tragically-banana-deactivated20]

Blasting car seat headrest on this badboy would go so hard

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[scifirice]

wanted to preserve this scene.