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@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
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Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
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occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz
Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@angstybard
good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for
And all the people said š
someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!
me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???
please š tell me about your OSHA maia
The thing is, it is an overstatement to call OSHA maia an OC. For example, things OSHA Maia does not have:
A name
a gender
A face or physical description of any kind
a substantial personality
specific interpersonal relationships (aside from, apparently, a grudge for Glorfindel and his irresponsible hairdos)
Things OSHA maia does have:
A hard hat and high-vis vest
A profound dedication to interdisciplinary projects (they started out under Aule and Este, but let's be frank every vala's followers have needed rigorous safety training. Ulmo has proven particularly challenging. )
An anxiety disorder, possibly OCD
Every time an elf in aman dies of a workplace accident, they shed a bitter tear and haul a clipboard with the Incident Report Form to Mandos. Nobody appreciates them except, sometimes, Mandos, because the paperwork has been enough to deter a handful of the really egregious repeat offenders.
I think those three bulletpoints is all an OSHA maia really needs
Makes you wonder how many times each of Tolkienās infamous trouble makers have been written up
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
for context:
āBeep Beep Bitch, Youāre Gay!ā
Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.
Hope yall Ā like my abomination
That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
The only pride flag I care about anymore
awesome, just awesome
Now with RFID
Today I introduced my sister to āthe problem of Susanā and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the āthe problem of Susanā but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?
ā¦I mean they literally were in the closetā¦
THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!
Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave
I GOT MY WISH GREECE TOP 10 š¬š·š¬š·š¬š·š¬š·
YESSSS AUSTRIA!!!
Israel definetely rigged it
Fucking, this^^^
Please literally anyone pass israel
GREECE PLEASE
I refuse to believe Israel actually got that many points
That was my first thought when they got that many
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NOT FUCKING ISRAEL
Points are good, but not paid points
WHAT?!? ISRAEL?!
WHO THE FUCK?!?
Listen I just want Greece to be in the top ten okay
Greece participating with a song about the genocide of the Greek people only for the Greek jury to give points to Israel, who is actively participating in genocideš¤”
this jury vote is a hate crime actually
