Hi :D

A dissapionted dissapiontment 

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are you an aries

I'm a Libra

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How do I get more followers on tumblr dot com

Don't bother it's not worth it

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Ты Француз?

нет, отъебись.

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the ants in my ant farm have unionised. do you know any good ant union busters

Well have you ever heard of anteaters

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My new prized possession :))) (s/o to the anon that asked this question)

YOU GOT ONE??

[writing-prompt-s]

Everybody thinks of Father Time as either an old man or a baby. One day, you discover the truth: Father Time is actually an overworked middle-aged man, with a baby on the way, caring for his elderly father.

[writing-prompt-s]

A team of scientists created a 2cm big robot made of a microship containing an AI and of a little mechanical claw, and sent it to space with two instructions : 1- Survive ; 2 - Come back in 100 years. Its journey started 99 years, 364 days and 23 hours ago.

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They finally found it, an AI left behind by the ancient race called the precursors. They knelt before the hologram and recited their speech “Oh great precursor. Rulers of heaven and Earth. Mappers of stars and-” “You’re a real bunch of god damn kiss-ass’, huh?” The AI interrupted.

[itsapmseymour]

Hello new Tumblr users,

Be sure to fill in a bio and/or add a profile picture to your account.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[powerfulwizard]

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever

[rain-gem]

This has the exact opposite effect because I now want to cover every camera I own

[badjokesbyjeff]

A dirty joke from the 1400s...

In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”

From “The Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggio”, a joke book published in the 1400’s by Poggio Bracciolini.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

[staffs-secret-blog]

wdym 13 is too young to be on tumblr?? I'm been here since i was 10 smh

That's like. Irreparable damage. My condolences

[angywaffle]

I know tumblr history through osmosis

[staffs-secret-blog]

I'm getting rid of all of your genders now

Fuck your genders

I can just grow it back, I'm like lizards that can grow their tails back

[itsapmseymour]

Hiya! I always wondered what’s your favorite thing about drawing your characters?

Colors~

[officials-of-hell]

I’m currently camping and honestly still confused because idk what the fuck I’m supposed to post here, but idc because @pmseymourva will read anything if it’s hot enough garbage

[itsapmseymour]

Guess again

[aromanticengineer]

You read that with your own eyes in order to make that response, Seymour. You may not have recorded that for a video, but you read it in your head, and you acknowledged it for all the world to see. You may think you're pulling a fast one, but you've just done the exact thing you were asked to do. You read the post.

[itsapmseymour]

Guess I'm Joe Rye The Clown Guy now