Maybe Human's Not Such A Bad Thing To Be.

37. She/Her. Bi. Bigots of any kind: fuck off ◡̈

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[jmtorres]

[autumntheredhead]

“Can mutuals DM you?”

There are mutuals I would let spit in my mouth tbh

[loovelymoon-4]

trueeeeeeeee

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[depsidase]

[transmutationisms]

The Getter is going to Get You type film

[transmutationisms]

The Grabber

[fawnamber]

i always feel like im running out of time but i dont know what for

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[wrathofthestag]

(x)

[snarky-badger]

[thisismygamingblog]

"Weird flex, but okay."

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[theonion]

[treecitysessions]

Asking people to hang out with me feels like this

[bisexualmagnum]

[smokeys-house]

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil