AHHHHHH

hey I'm tyler. he/him pronouns please. "anakin please don't panakin" - obi wan Kenobi at some point

[giflounge]

1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.

[skypig357]

Blessed post. Good kitty

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice

[surprisekitty-deactivated202007]

Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high.

One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award.

[heathyr]

sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse

[ancientphantom]

The tags on this post listing peoples’ most hated classic lit choices are a beautiful journey.

[my-american-whore-story]

@ Kesha

[tunte]

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

[dashaibo]

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

[tunte]

That’s actually a fair point

[molgars]

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

[anikink-skywalker]

person: are you out of your mind?!

me, dissociating: quite literally, yes, i am

[wulfhalls]

I am Daenerys Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.

[forcearama]

Assessing the Situation

Anakin’s Force Ghost: [grimacing] So…the Dark Side, huh? Who knew that thing still had a little life left in it, right? That is…disappointing.  Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: Disappointing? Anakin, missing one of your soap operas is disappointing. This is awful news! After everything we made it through…[sadly] Oh, Luke… Anakin: Well, hang on guys, it might not be as bad as we think. We don’t completely know what we’re dealing with yet. Luke: [blinking] You…think it might not be that bad?  Anakin: Yeah, uh, I mean…what was he doing the last time you saw him? Luke: …murdering a bunch of Jedi? Anakin: [hisses] Ooh, OK, that’s…not great. B-but…was he saying anything? Luke: Like what? Anakin: You know, like…”I’m more powerful than you”, or…I dunno. [looks at Obi-Wan] Help me out here.  Obi-Wan: Idiotic pronouncements about his new empire, or how everything was all your fault even though you weren’t even home when it happened? [staring pointedly at Anakin] Luke: [thinking] Uh…well he seemed pretty upset? I think there was some rage-crying? [Anakin and Obi-Wan nod at each other] Anakin: Uh huh, OK, right, right. What’s the uh, Evil Overlord situation? Luke: What? Anakin: Like is he running the show on his own? Because, y’know, if that’s the case we definitely have better chances than if someone is in charge who’s not, uh… Obi-Wan: An emotional trainwreck? Anakin: [mildly annoyed] …I was going to say vulnerable. Has he got a queen, or an emperor or, y’know, like an ancient evil spirit brought back to life telling him what to do? [scrolling through Wookieepedia, concerned] You didn’t see any zombies, did you son? Luke: Zombies?! No, it’s just some Darksider guy. Obi-Wan: [stricken] Oh I swear, if it’s Maul again, I’m done. I’m done! Anakin: [holding up a headshot of Maul] Did you see anyone who looked like this, Luke? [leaning in, concerned] Was he talking about Obi-Wan a lot? Luke: No, no…it’s this…First Order leader guy…Snoke. Obi-Wan: [leaning back, defeated] Well, Anakin, I’m afraid this has all the hallmarks…  Anakin: [solemnly] Yep, it’s all there. Tears. Black outfit. Evil boss. Jedi massacre… Obi-Wan: [looking over Anakin’s shoulder at the holonet screen] Terrible poetry blog. Luke: [buries his head in his hands] Force help us. 

[albaparthenicevelut-deactivated]

Kylo Ren’s poetry blog, oh god… It’s probably just “edgy” poems about how nobody in his family understands him, “ESPECIALLY YOU, DAD!!!” interspersed with Darth Vader’s most famous bon mots…

[forcearama]

I hope it’s all shitty haikus. 

disappointing dad better hope he won’t choke on  his aspirations

[albaparthenicevelut-deactivated]

AHAHAHAHA, okay but imagine if he for some reason decided that Limerick should be his chosen medium…

The Jedi are snooty  and snide They think that the Sith have all died But the Dark lies in wait They’ll soon take the bait They underestimate the power of the Dark side!

[writegowrite]

“In the dark I stand proud and so tall Reminder to everyone and all Of my black soul so stained By hatred and disdained… A Hot Topic is now at the mall?!”

[twitterlols]

[thatsthat24]

I’m Not Fooling Anyone 😑 (W/ @tallykat3, @welcome-to-the-joangle, & Jamahl Rawls)

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[cometcrystal]

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

[abigailinc]

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be

[weavemama]

WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES 

[aclassilieutenant]

And once again Americans get all the fun

[wlwellbutrin]

me trying to find out if someone is gay: so are you, y'know…. a friend of the babadook?

[hardyness]

I’m surprised your Jedi insights are not more sensitive to such things.

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.