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|26| He/Him | Pan | Single | Hello! I'm Animenta, or Ant, feel free to message me or something I care too much, and too little, about too many, and too few things. Icon was drawn by @rawileon

[crabbng]

Kings of Sorts: Episodes 1-4 Omnibus kickstarter launches TOMORROW!! here is a little summary of the items you can receive <3

please note the limited items! if you want them, I would suggest being notified on launch, which can be done on the [pre-launch page]

[crabbng]

LIVE NOW!

[crabbng]

Kings of Sorts: Episodes 1-4 Omnibus kickstarter launches TOMORROW!! here is a little summary of the items you can receive <3

please note the limited items! if you want them, I would suggest being notified on launch, which can be done on the [pre-launch page]

[crabbng]

LIVE NOW!

[crabbng]

first 12 hours and we're at 45% funded! ☺️💕

[mightbebobbie]

space babysitter

[creaturologie]

everyone read/watch Witch Hat Atelier NOW

[creaturologie]

everyone read/watch Witch Hat Atelier NOW

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[animenta]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Atm, Disco Elysium, just got overwhelmed with a lot and didn't have the time to keep playing.

Thank you Mysterious Cat!

[screamydreamy]

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

[tigerator]

for anyone keeping score they added a 4th japanese character who happens to be a magical ninja. i'm not joking.

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[qekouu]

steep descent

[willabee]

she has a willatine for you but she's still a little shy

[nepofledgling]

she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates her

[otterjpg]

queen shit

[nepofledgling]

I am pleased to know they broke up tonight

[inutiliacapra]

copper my enclave mutated experimentation who stalks ppls fallout ocs and swallows gallons of irradiated water

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[wilwheaton]

“Donald Trump’s primetime nationwide address on the war with Iran caused widespread bewilderment, with commentators voicing shock at his vow to continue bombing to “bring them back to the stone ages”. Speculation before Wednesday’s speech from the White House Blue Room suggested that the president might be about to signal a winding up of the US military effort, which began on 28 February. Instead, in a 19-minute address during which he several times slurred his words and stumbled over syntax, Trump said vaguely that “we are on track to complete all of America’s military objectives shortly, very shortly”. “We’re going to hit them extremely hard over the next two to three weeks. We’re going to bring them back to the stone ages, where they belong.””

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‘A litany of lies’: Trump’s rambling primetime Iran address sparks backlash

I sincerely do not know who the intended audience was for this rambling bullshit, or what the strategic goal was. This really feels like they just gave grampy shitzinpantz another adult coloring book and told him he’s a Big Special Boy.

[drawing-prompt-s]

Design an alien from a high gravity planet

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.