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what if i taught hardwon sex? not even that into him personally, just thought i'd throw my hat in the ring since we're here
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being so honest fr i am Sooooo out of practice drawing but know my neurons are firing on vampire!albin + siyoko!sol codependency
i didn't MEAN for the ^bloodsucking sketch to look so sexual but honestly sol's neck/lack thereof in my artstyle is already the hardest thing to navigate about drawing him and i simply wasn't gonna figure it out tonight. plus looking up frog circulatory systems it was kinda giving that the major veins/arteries up there looked extremely close to the heart in an inconvenient way so i sprung for the thigh instead.
also lol look at the stupid tumblr underwater filter; i didnt realize it was gonna wash out my drawing sm with the colors ig
while vampire posting is allowed QUICK post the werefox calder vampire callie au
theres vampireposting happening on the dash and this was gonna be on a reblog (bc u know i love talking in tags) but honestly became such a bastardization of the original concept that i conceded this had to just be a separate thing but like: solbin as codependent mythological creatures?? and also broadly the concept of codependent symbiotic-ish monsters? ok walk with me. it's a long walk i wont lie
ok so this started bc i was gonna respond to the sol massive vampire blood bag energy due to the being helpful and the self-objectification/dehumanization(??) whatever type beat posts. and basically be like: ok albin's Not Like That but also if it was specifically sol as a vampire he would be like that?? like yeah brobestie i'll keep you alive at possible expense of myself and also so youll need me like sure. no big deal yeah i'll do that. anyways i do realize thats kinda lame bc it really Is a sol characterization that works for him to just kinda do for anyone he cares about vs my albin thing which is specific and kinda less interesting.
but anyways then i was like. they wpuld soooo both do this for each other tho. sol bc he's Just Like That and albin (imo) bc he would be Like That about his best friend light of his life. and i wish they could be. wow actually their codependency manifested thru supernatural means as like metaphor or whatever the fuck is kinda coolfunepic or whatever. but they cant really both be vampires due to it not rlly working like that
then i spent too long on wikipedia articles listing various types of creatures and mythological guys trying to find something that could satisfactorily fit one of them to my liking so that the other could be vampire. unfortunately my cursory search did not turn up the results that i'd hoped. these are the few that i'm stewing in my brain trying to make something of:
gorgon (a la medusa): vampire immune to the stone-turning + gorgon that the vampire can feed off of (due to the fact that these r all monster4monster pls just go with the whole 'nonhuman blood can sate the vampire' thing). kinda wasnt into it cause i feel like the vamp has more of the upper hand in this situation? or not upper hand but like privilege ig. vampire can probs still go do normalish stuff but a gorgon still can't really go out in public and is kinda forcibly isolated by default due to nature of her mythos. conceptually i'm not completely against it but doesnt super fit the solandalbin vibe 2 me personally. both guys are goin out and doing stuff imo. it's just not quite the footing i'm going for. but outside solbin i dont hate this ig?? again the gorgon isolationness is a bit separating in a way i wasnt aiming for but then it becomes like, gorgon as a resource for the vampire's needs to the vampire as the only person the gorgon can show themselves to? which seems kinda fun to play with ngl. playing with an aspect of vulnerability and walls-down and being the only person someone is themself around along with the reliance. also theres some theming around mirrors, or lack thereof, u could do some fun fuckery with
selkie: i dont think this rlly super works unfortunately but i've got slim pickins here and also i'm just partial to selkies i think theyre cool. also somewhat notably from my (not at all extensive) research is that they feel like one of the few creatures that is tied to like a true (and unique) qualification? idk words idk if that makes sense. but like basically a lot of the creatures that humans have made up are like. theyre just evil or they're mischievous or they kinda hang and don't need anything (esp if you don't fuck with them) or they also drink blood. lots of beings that drink blood or eat bodies ngl; which ig makes sense but i'm trying to find something to work in tandem with vampire so those types are kinda too similar. ANYWAY back to selkie– again i dont think this quite fits unfortunately ]: cuz i guess if the two needed each other for some reason it implies the vampire is holding the sealskin hostage ): ): which is sad and predatory and not at all what i'm going for... but idk shoutout to the selkie for Having A Specific Thing which is their need of their sealskin; i think it's cool.
siyokoy: philippine underwater creature that tends to drown humans either to possess or consume. in this version where i twist it to fit my narrative, i'm extrapolating a trait where they get a physical urge to drown people? in which case the vampire gets to feed off the siokoy, and the siokoy somehow gets to sate its urge to drown with the vampire? and vampires have such a breadth of lore atp and u can kinda buffet pick what traits you specifically want so i could see this going maybe multiple ways. there's the bit with running water and stuff, so perhaps somehow the vamp is physically repellent to bodies of water and so it's the force of that vs the force of the syokoy? and it's enough somehow to sate the urge. honestly thats kinda making a few leaps and i think if u just scrap the vamp water thing and go with the classics of doesn't need to breathe/immortal then it's literally just: i let u feed off me and u let me drown u. which lbr is the closest i've gotten so far with this concept i'm trying to make up. also aesthetically this works for the solbin; it lets sol be the aquatic creature and albin be the vampire. which tbh it's kinda better if albin is the vamp in any scenario just so sol can be a bloodbag like he deserves <3 and imo it kinda leans in with sol too? with the underlying anger that resides in a lot of caldwell pcs. so it becomes the mix of sol's willingness and need to help as the bloodsource, and any unwanted urge to unnecessarily hurt beyond doing good manifests as this need to put his hands on someone and drag them underwater. <- tbh i'm leaning a bit more on my psychoanalysis of zirk rather than sol here, but in my defence, i do think it's coming from a core place that caldwell!pcs tend to inhabit in some capacity/facet so i dont think i'm like completely entirely off base? maybe not bullseye but like to the left of what it actually is. idk [youtuber voice] correct me in the comments
thats kind of all i really stumbled on during my search but i was thinking of just making up some kind of creature. like a creature that eats someone's luck? which i'm thinking of washed-up-adult-albin so that doesnt rlly coincide with his glory years as a child but yeah idk if i keep letting this concept percolate in my mind i will perhaps just invent a creature.
anyways thats my stupid halfass concept lmk if u have any thoughts or feelings on if theres an obvious monster for this that i missed cuz i would love to know
had to look up what a mating press was for reference and found this image not even that far down on the image search
when the characters love each other and it's not romantic and it's never expected to be anything "more" than what they are to each other now. when they mean so much to each other and it's entirely aromantic
it's so fucking frustrating being too busy & too tired and generally not practiced enough to write more fanfiction like grrrrrrr it's so annoying let me participate in fandom and write things why am i so impossibly slow and bad at writing i want to share with the class
fuck it old version of a draft that isnt seeing the light of day even if i do finish this fic bc i decided i needed to rewrite this whole scene:
Somehow, hours later, it's the two of you alone in the kitchen again.
(You had joined on the balcony earlier, just for the company, and there was another bout of dancing after that. You think Maxwell was part of the group that went out for a Disaronno run. But Van & Bert have gone home now, Monty too, and Miriyam. Pappy slipped out the door at some point, though of course he's bound to return eventually.)
Someone has turned off the lightswitch, the room only illuminated residually by the hallway. You and Max sit on the floor this time, shoulder to shoulder between counters.
Your costume's been fully discarded at this point: helmet and wolverine claws on the couch, cardboard chestplate by the pile of shoes. Maxwell is much the same, without the utility belt and the suit jacket and even the bow tie. His martini glass is almost within arm's reach by the sink.
He'll probably forget and leave it here. You'll probably forget it too.
The microwave clock changes to 2:28. The oven stays three minutes behind it.
Maxwell is muttering something about finding his keys, and you turn to look at him. He is sitting on the kitchen floor of your friends' apartment in a rumpled Oxford. You can feel him feel your eyes on him.
"What?" He turns to meet your gaze. You are shoulder to shoulder, eye to eye.
You remember his martini glass.
You remember that you want to kiss him.
Everything slots together in your brain all at once, less of a click and more of a crunch.
Fuck. It all lurches back to speed. You stand up abruptly, and knock over an empty solo cup while bracing with the counter. "Don't forget your glass," you say, and stumble out of the kitchen.
You don't remember putting your shoes on (you don't). You don't remember walking out the front door (you do).
You don't remember breaking into a sprint past the hallway of doors and down the stairs.
it's so fucking frustrating being too busy & too tired and generally not practiced enough to write more fanfiction like grrrrrrr it's so annoying let me participate in fandom and write things why am i so impossibly slow and bad at writing i want to share with the class
I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out
need more 'there was only one bed but they're normal about it'
need more nonromantic yearning going on in general
Sol should give Albin a pity fuck. Like there is no way Albin could pull someone that far out of his league. Take one for the team Sol.
apologies anon but i do have to softly disagree . i dont think sol wld ever pity fuck albin because i dont think sol pities albin. like sol thinks albin is cool and awesome. sol thinks albin is amazing, and smart, and a genius arcane hacker and the best wizard in ezry. and he thinks albin is Really pulling off the newsboy cap look. thats 100% reality being filtered thru his "i love my friend albie" glasses, but nevertheless, sol fully adores albie. he wld fuck albin with pleasure and joy and delight and enthusiasm. he wld love nothing more than to give his good friend a lovely evening of pasta and pegging.
and anyway tbh even if sol didnt always look at albin like he hung the moon and stars. like straight up thats just his best friend. thats his friend and he likes spending time with him a lot. i dunno if hed see it in terms of like uh, 'out of his league', or stuff like that. i think hed have sex w albin cus thats his friend and its nice to have a good time with your friend. like doesnt rlly have to be a sexual conquest thing, i think it can just be a thing of. sharing a little moment of intimacy thats maybe sexual and maybe platonic, but the lines between the two of them are so blurred it doesnt matter . and rlly the only thing that matters is theyre sol and albie and they love each other. and sol sucks albin off and then goes in for a kiss and albie is like "ah god that tastes awful" and sol does a silly little grin like "well yeah" and then licks albin on the cheek. and albin says thats fucking gross but hes smiling too and then they laugh about it . yanno. or at least thats whats in my mind palace
also last point. albie is like a past his prime ex-twink with a receding hairline and a melancholy disposition. he has both too much ego and too much crushing self-hatred. hes a nerdy wizard with low charisma and a caffeine addiction. i think by this description albin cld pull so much tail like u wouldnt even believe it. albins skinny ass was inspiring fucking Lust at the mob goblin war camp. they wanted that cookie so bad . who dyu think sol got his "fall over and whimper pathetically" strat from. albin was pulling at launchpad and hes pulling now, albeit for different reasons. albin COULD slut it out 💪💪💪💪 BELIEVE
one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me
Every once in a while I've seen the sentiment like "I can't believe I'm still blocked by [person] for [thing that happened forever ago]" and I dunno, I kind of operate under the assumption that most people don't revisit their blocklists. Least of all to pass through it and judge which accounts are now unblock-worthy.
Like if you found me slightly annoying once in 2016 I simply assume I'm blocked forever.
my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.
my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.