[wonderthesoul]

Alright, I'm hoppin onto the artbreeder trend.

The devs mentioned that they took inspiration from Jeff Goldblum while making Julian

Here I present you: Julian Goldblum, aka Julian when he still had two healthy eyes.

[momowho34]

Does anyone remember Guardians of Ga’Hoole???? This movie/book series:

This movie FUCKED ME UP as a kid. It’s like “oh cute owl movie with cartoon owls and pretty animation” and then you watch it and it’s like “all of the main characters are child kidnapping victims of an evil cannibal nazi owl cult bent on racial supremacy known as The Pure Ones that regularly kidnaps and brainwashes child owls to work for them and/or holds other owls family’s hostage to enlist them in the evil cults plan to take over the owl world. The plot is for a few of these child kidnapping owlet’s to go find a big ole tree full of legendary owls that will go to war with the owl cult. Also the main emotional storyline is that the main owlet’s brother is successfully indoctrinated into the cult before he can escape and has to face off against his own brother who can’t turn him to the side of good so he’s forced to set him on fire instead” like WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I cannot fucking stress how terrifying this movie was for me when I was a child. This is not a fucking kids movie, do not show it to your children for the love of god. Like these are the bad guys

Brb I’m gonna go scream into the void. To truly understand the visceral horror that was this fucking movie, I advise you to watch the moon blinking scene and then pretend you’re a seven year old seeing it for the first time. Kathryn Lasky you’re a genius and absolutely batshit fucking terrifying oh my god

[hungry-skeleton]

I remember this so vividly oh my lord

[ordinaryredtail]

Great news op. The books were even more horrifying

[kennothythebard]

Oh yeah the books were terrifying! I loved them

[amezure]

I didn't have internet for a while and I couldn't look up for hand references on Pinterest so I finally made good use of my 2k + reaction pics folder on my phone 😂 | Ko-fi

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

[heartattackmedication]

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Y’ALL THEY DON’T HAVE A WORD LIMIT

I JUST SENT THEM THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

update: did you guys know all of les mis is online for free

did you know it takes roughly 5-10 dedicated minutes of clicking and holding to copypaste the entire thing

take a wild guess what i sent our old pal jeff 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

UPDATE update:

[dat-eyebrows]

That’s all fun and good but I guarentee their systems are filtering out spam.

According to what other people have suggested, include keywords which will make sure your submission gets through, and avoid keywords that might filter it.

Expletives are probably filtered, as well as major meme keywords like “Shrek”, “meme”, “Script”, “Bee”, “Furry”, “Fanfiction”, “Gay”, also “Bezos” is probably filtered too I bet.

Keywords that are hypothetically more likely to get your post noticed: “Pamphlets”, “Unions” and “Unionization”, “Capitalism”, “Wages”, “Profit”, “Labor”, “Workers”, “Emails”, “Rights”, etc. Things that would be mentioned in union emails or pamphlets. Also, use keywords that identify you as an actual employee: “Warehouse”, “Company”, “Employee”, “Coworker”, “Shift”, “On Break”, etc.

So, sentences like these will help increase legidimacy: “Another employee in the warehouse has been handing out pamphlets on unionization and talking about workers rights.” or “I’m getting emails from someone in the warehouse about labor laws and criticizing the company’s wages.”

Use things like U(state letters)(number) in the tagline and at the start. Make the name and email seem legit. Flood their systems with useless info.

So say you get past filters. Someone’s gonna read your submission, and you want to get them going. Have a strong, in-character intro and conclusion, since those will be skimmed first. Include your misleading content in the body of your submission, and try to hide it well. For instance:

[justsomeantifas]

yes, again, your memes and jokes arent going to be as helpful. please actually waste THEIR time. not YOUR time.

[ampervadasz]

[biandanxious18]

By petting this cat you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not petting them on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

[yenvengerberg]

(inspired by)

[rembrandtae]

"I don't have many catholic friends. I have one friend that is and has always been very religious and practicing. She is a mother.

She works in a place where it's safer not to be against the government.

This is her.

Today."

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[omghotmemes]

The painting, is complete :3

[gee-whatsgoingonhere]

but what’s in the middle

[chaotic-bastard-demon]

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

fun fact that many people do not know, princess tiana is real!

[thepersephonecabin]

I never tell anyone what skulduggery pleasant is actually about all i ever say is that "it's the heartwarming story of a 400+ year old skeleton war criminal and a 12 year old irish girl bonding over the fact that they have the exact same unique brand of undiluted bastardry"

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[scumbagsblog]

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

[biberick]

IM FUCKING WHEEZING

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[chongoblog]

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Get down tonight

[pascalcampion]

You are. Epilogue 03

Just keeping that story going!

#pascalcampion

[cassandracalin]

‘90s and ‘00s movie makeovers in summary.

[asgardian-viking]

I was never taught how to deal with frizzy hair and how maintain my curls and was constanly given the impression that straight hair is more desirable. Why I did enjoy having short hair at times. Part of the reason was because I considered hard to manage and it was better to just cut it of. It´s only recently I started to let it growand i´m still struggiling to figure how to maintain it. Because again our society would rather create a world more focusued on type of beauty standard ( in this case straight hair) than teaching people on how to work with what they already have.

[jamisings]

As someone who’ll spend hours under a hot hair dryer with curlers in my hair I’ll never understand why people think straight hair is somehow better. I wish I had naturally curly hair, frizz and all, just so I could do a wash and wear thing rather than curl it. I look terrible with straight hair, it makes my face look way fatter and is all stringy and hard to manage. I had to put a lot of product in just to keep it under control. Not to mention my anemia means my hair breaks easily so it’s all different lengths. Curly hair hides all that and I don’t need any product. Just brush and throw on a headband. 

[anna-reblogs-stuff]

As someone with curly hair, it’s not that easy. I have to use a shit ton of a specific conditioner and products for it to actually curl nicely or it’ll look like a dry haystack. I can’t just brush it in the morning, or haystack. Brushing’s only okay before a shower. If I don’t do a wash with all the conditioners and what not every other day at most it becomes a mess. In the end my hair if I tie it back I gotta keep it that way until as shower as it becomes a bent mess as opposed to curls. I’ve always wanted my hair to be straight like my best friend’s so I could only brush it out and be good to go...

And straightening it at home just makes it a straight haystack (all the fluff no shape, no curls, just a triangle). Sure after going to a hairdresser it looked nice for two days but I’m too broke for that shit. And either way it left my hair even more haystacky

I guess what I’m trying to get at is the grass is always greener on the other side ;)

[jasontoddiefor]

Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.

Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like

Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”

Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”

Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god this makes me think of that moment in Baskervilles where Watson wakes up to a fog filled room and Sherlock’s been smoking so long it’s created its own goddamn atmosphere and I’m not saying Sherlock vapes but the room probably smells forever of damp cotton candy