Fucking Kill Me

Help a broke bitch out: https://www.paypal.me/clbarbour?locale.x=en_US

[frachella]

[twoofcups]

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

[wherewhywhat]

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

[twoofcups]

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

[scaredoe-deactivated20220905]

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

[succubusboyfriend]

did people think we were fucking joking about this

[annabarbara101]

Werewolf*

[theavengers]

Richard Madden lying through his teeth promoting Eternals (2021)

[sharkboxes]

[ginger-ale-official]

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

[socialistexan]

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

[unified-multiversal-theory]

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

[auntiewanda]

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

[willowofthehearth]

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “

source

[radioactive-dingo]

hey since that season is coming up again!

[fluffy-raccoon-artist]

To my American followers. Don’t support Salvation Army. Not only are they homophobic as shit, but I’ve also heard that they abuse a lot f homeless people. They only care about money, please don’t donate to them and give your money to charities that actually help people

[ourmissallison]

Never don’t reblog.

[whitmerule]

To be clear: this is specific to America. It is not necessarily going to be true for all countries. Please don’t boycott your own salvos without proper investigation: in many countries they do good work.

[colorsofsocialjustice]

Sorry but no, the Salvation Army was founded in the UK and even there still are homophobic as hell, to the point that they still refuse to let out gay people hold positions of power in the organisation. This is a callout for the whole group, not just the US. - Purple

[loverrrbearrr-deactivated202204]

AND Canadian salvation army is just as bad! the whole organization is rotten from the core! Canadians are not immune to bad organizations!

[massacre-girlypop]

Reblog to continue the violent hate against the Salvation Army.

[startrekgifs]

Remember folks, the Salvation Army is evil.

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

[annabarbara101]

Yes, I do

[rodrikstark]

there are people out there who don't like anna kendrick and i am not one of them

[annabarbara101]

Yes

[disgustinggf]

[touchstarvedirl]

It Takes Two: Part Three

Eat Your Words 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Curvy Reader

Word Count: 3,145

Warning(s): Definitely NSFW, Profanity, Unprotected sex, MFM Threesome, Creampie, Slight Blowjob, Slight Daddy Kink. A biiiit of a degradation kink, Bucky is an ass (+ Probably a whole lot of typos)

A/N: Long time coming for this one. Hope it’s not the worst. Also, sorting out my taglist situation, so please stay tuned. Hope you guys all have a great day!

My Masterlist + Part One and Part Two (YOU HAVE TO READ THESE OR THIS PART KINDA WONT MAKE SENSE)

Summary: Bucky and Steve make you eat your words… and other things.

(+ This gif because they’re cute & is this shit 4K or something???)

Keep reading

[annabarbara101]

I need to bathe in holy water after this 🥵

[bucky-bisexual-barnes-deactivat]

marvel fucked themselves over

[thorsthot]

we watching eclipse and bella was rlly 18 and grounded what the fuck

[thorsthot]

idk bro fuck edward. really hate that man

[thorsthot]

jasper was really a confederate soldier,,, if bella was black he would’ve been calling her a ni—

[thorsthot]

edward was ready to let bella die in the cold than let jacob warm her up

[thorsthot]

also feel like edward was racist but that’s another topic

[annabarbara101]

I see no lies

[annabarbara101]

My soul is empty, help.

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[annabarbara101]

Someone trying to flirt with my dumbass

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shinyasahalo]

It would have been more accurate to reality if the girl wasn’t white.

[sew-birb]

The girl was called Marta Cabrera and played by a Cuban-Spanish actress, so I don’t think she was as white as you remember.

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[knightofleo]

[annabarbara101]

My dad trying to be emotionally supportive