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animentality

unscharf-an-den-raendern

crazy-brazilian

same bro

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

incandescentflower

me every morning when I wake up

lesbianshepard

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

lesbianshepard

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

bunjywunjy

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

bunjywunjy

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

hapalopus

footpath

bunjywunjy

that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing

phantomomo

Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:

This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.

In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.

But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D

bunjywunjy

tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.

the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.

they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.

(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)

shithowdy

maybe if we let enough europeans trample our verges they'll form functional desire paths

persephinae

Y'all realize our freeways are 65mph as a suggestion. Most people are going 80mph on that, which is about 128kmh. You WILL be a red splat

God help you if you get creamed by a semitruck. They will be sending you home in a jar

invinciblerodent

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

askrobouteguilliman40k

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

foolishaj

I just witnessed a murder

next-year-is-our-year

amazing things happening over on f1 twt

aro-narcissus

Starting a collection

charlesoberonn

♫ It's fun to stay at the ♫

heyanobody

The K2 (2016) | Episode 2

You're the banner hanger, right? I imagined you'd have a rough face.

#kdrama #the k2

json-derulo

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

minsung-archived

HAN — divine @ SOUL BEAM (260216)

#stray kids #skz #han jisung

heartsoftruth

alxina

6 episodes into the dumpster fire fakecest drama Speed and Love, I had to wonder what the directors said to He Yu as they sat him down for the first read-through, like, no, no, no, no lines, you don't need to speak. At all. Just do what it says on the script.

Possibly He Yu: it says here that I need to be covered in blood or sweat or preferably both and then look broodingly into the camera, and make sure never to even look at a shirt during this time

Directors: yes, that's right

HY: It also says I'm allergic to sleeves

Directors: that is, indeed, correct, although we will briefly put you through the trauma of sleeves, but it's going to be very brief, we promise. It's all about the contrasts

HY: I also have to lean sexily onto things? And preferably bikes or cars, but the underside of a car is also good

Directors: we are firm believers in the Lean, and have high hopes for it in this drama

HY: I also have to lean over my not-sister, like, a lot

Directors: *nod sagely*

HY: In one of these scenes, in addition to blood, sweat and artful grease, I also get rolled around in cake frosting. Is there a limit to how many fluids can be on me in a particular scene *sees Directors' reactions* forget I even asked

HY: Is this legal?

Directors: barely

#speed and love #the director knows what we wanna see!