Reasons to Lust over Mr Bonzo
1. It’s fucking hilarious
2. Spite. (He was made to be untwinkable, thus lusting over him hinders that process)
3. Weird nightmares.( that make you not want to sleep ever again)
4. Claim to fame. (I was the first mf to do it to my knowledge)
5. Hopes of eventual fluff fanart
6. Technically, he is large. Which if the monster fucking community has taught me anything, is good? I think??
7. I am ace and it’s fucking hilarious
8. Sometimes people think I am serious
9. I just want a Lena Kelley/Mr Bonzo fanfic.
10. For campaigning purposes

















