Ann

Being too honest on the internet

[annisrealandsoami]

Reasons to Lust over Mr Bonzo

1. It’s fucking hilarious

2. Spite. (He was made to be untwinkable, thus lusting over him hinders that process)

3. Weird nightmares.( that make you not want to sleep ever again)

4. Claim to fame. (I was the first mf to do it to my knowledge)

5. Hopes of eventual fluff fanart

6. Technically, he is large. Which if the monster fucking community has taught me anything, is good? I think??

7. I am ace and it’s fucking hilarious

8. Sometimes people think I am serious

9. I just want a Lena Kelley/Mr Bonzo fanfic.

10. For campaigning purposes

[annisrealandsoami]

SCAM LIKELY

SCAMMMM

YOU ARE BACK

THANK FUCKING GOD

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[annisrealandsoami]

“You wouldn’t hate Eva Stratt if she was a man.”

Honestly, I am giving her as much grace (pun NOT intended) because she is not.

[annisrealandsoami]

So like imagine that Rocky and Adrien got pregnant (idk details. Maybe a weird egg rock thing) Because they live so long, the pregnancy lasts longer than Grace’s life span.

Grace gets reincarnated as that pebble.

[annisrealandsoami]

I am finally listening to Dungeon and Daddies again, and I forgot why I stopped. I got to the episode where I stop and its

Deck Picks (Ep 44)

I stopped listening because Ron was disappeared and they destroyed my favorite character in such a way that I had to stop listening. I am finally getting past that point in where I stopped. And holy shit on the next episode lol

There are so many deaths

[annisrealandsoami]

Can I bribe someone into reminding me about ‘The Cure’ by Olivia Rodrigo after season 2 of Heated Rivalry comes out?

I have an idea, but not quite the content for it.

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[annisrealandsoami]

Why is it Shane who gets asked if he let Ilya win? Is it because of his fall? Would they ask if he didn’t fall? Why is Ilya not questioned on this?

[annisrealandsoami]

The sun is on my back yet I have a vitamin D deficiency.

Which makes sense considering it’s a tattoo of the sun.

[annisrealandsoami]

Why am I scared to do the thing I voluntarily gave money to do?

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[annisrealandsoami]

PHM au but Rocky and Adrain time travel and then decide to go get Grace early

[annisrealandsoami]

SPACE HOLLANOV

SPACE HOLLANOV

Maybe it’s the fact that I am slightly obsessed with phm, or the fact that I fucking love aus

BUT SPACE HOLLANOV

[annisrealandsoami]

Jonathan Sims🤝Ryland Grace

“I’m not a brave man.”

[ominous-signs]

Hey can you message me? I have something important to tell you about to your account , but i cant send you a message because i got spammed :(

Good opportunity to use this ask and tell people

This is a scam-tactic. Do not reply or dm back such accounts.

Been seeing the same copy-paste messages across tumblr in comment sections, but this is the first time I get one of them in my ask box.

Such messages may also say “I can’t dm you and I don’t know why???” at the end

[ralfmaximus]

Yup. If you interact they will send you a fabricated "screenshot" of incriminating evidence about your blog, along with emergency time sensitive instructions to save your blog before it's too late.

Just block and report.

[ominous-signs]

Oh yeah forgot to even explain the scam, thank you

[annisrealandsoami]

Eva Stratt🤝Gertrude Robinson

Saving the world from certain doom no matter the cost