This is Merh!

[mayormaynotbegone]

‘And if you die, I feel like that’s on me.’

[annoyinglystupendouscherryninja]

When the posts align...

[decepticonsensual]

If you’ve ever wanted to hear the voice of TFA Optimus Prime swearing extravagently at gerbils, your wish is granted.

Now there’s a sentence I never would have thought I’d say. :)

[respectfulmemes]

[love-stone]

Shit…wait…..wow…..tbh, this just turned my world view upside-down…..

[hoytthecougar-deactivated201708]

WAIT WHAT

[serulean-art]

HOLY JEEZ

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[luninosity]

OH MY GOD

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

[guide-to-the-galaxy-deactivated]

oh….my….god

[grainsimmonds]

[annoyinglystupendouscherryninja]

Donate a nickel to save these dogs. Http://www.youscrub.twat

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[idiona]

nature

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[saddest-cat-hours]

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[charmancler]

you’re not what you look like. you’re the music you listen to, the shows you watch, the art you make, the flowers in your hair, your favourite blanket. you’re not the pimple on your nose or the pudge on your stomach. You’re not your thighs or your teeth. you’re the colour of your hair, you’re your favourite band, you’re the mismatch socks you wear and your favourite sweater. You’re what you love, you’re not what you look like or the body you are in.

[dailypsychologyfacts]

16 Analogies for Depression | Psych2Go

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