Anomaly

hi i draw

[anomalycaris]

Guest 1457, the extremely selfish delusional "revolutionary"

[anomalycaris]

@scaphismpriest NURSE THEY'RE OUT AGAIN

[scaphismpriest]

going through a dark time rn can i get a happyist drawing

here u go

[anomalycaris]

Doodles

[anomalycaris]

Wannabe Revolutionary

[anomalycaris]

dude i love imitation crab so much it perfectly replicates the feeling of peeling & eating my own skin but with yummy crab taste

[scootersmash0]

motion in the ocean! (Blocktales)

[mille-marteaux]

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

[mille-marteaux]

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

[mille-marteaux]

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

[mille-marteaux]

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

[shayminsh]

is this you

[mille-marteaux]

yes

run

[mortalmab]

My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

[mortalmab]

Oh ye of little faith.

[cipheramnesia]

People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"

[fayallir]

[casperarts]

Always need to reblog the Post when I come across it

[power464646]

[der-musketmainn]

// @baba-is-blog

[anomalycaris]

I've only been using Tumblr for like a few hours now after the TikTok ban and holy fuck I dont think a website has made me laugh this much

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localcelestialcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[anomalycaris]

smoke break

[ratratratratratsewer]

Holy moly..

[cosm1ccataclysm]

Dandy's world characters but in dreamcore pics

[raisincrowds]

this animation gave my tablet a few scratches I had to order a $30 screen protector :sob:

[razztazzel]

I love Babette so much oh my GODD

[chillykat]

look at this fatass giant morbidly obese squirrel