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[anon1mitydrawsattimes]

Anon's Gallery!

welcome. i'd like to play a game

getting commissions going for the first time in... a long-ass time! starting with a sale for some simpler stuff, though my other commissions are also available on a different page, here.

[leidensygdom]

(i mean this lovingly as a team mystery person)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[kelpforestdwellers]

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

[kelpforestdwellers]

everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice

[kelpforestdwellers]

oooo we eelin

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ourhg

[lordirony]

Attack on @spell-fox !!! We almost did our attacks on each other at the same time

[booty-uprooter]

[femmeidiot]

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault

[femmeidiot]

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring

[deadn0w]

your son is a pleasure to have on his knees for me

[deadn0w]

your son is a pleasure to have on his knees for me

[quietwingsinthesky]

undyne & asgore parallels so important to me forever. you cannot convince them. you can only outlast them, run or fight. undyne believes she’s the hero of this story, but asgore stopped believing that about himself a long time ago. he’s just gone too far to stop now. one more soul. her pageantry and impatience are such an incredible contrast against the simple way you meet asgore and the fact that he lets you go to do whatever else you need to before you face him; they’re both bearing this responsibility but asgore, i think, understands the weight of it more than undyne has the experience to, yet. she had time to become your friend. he doesn’t get that, not in-game, but from everything he says, he would have wanted to.

if we’d seen an undyne who had actually faced and killed humans before, i believe she would have been a lot more like asgore. she probably would have finished telling you why this has to happen instead of interrupting herself, at least.

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Solve Our Riddles Three!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[kateawolf13]

Some people have "fuck you" money. You know, that amount you have in the bank where you can look at someone, say "fuck you, I quit" or "fuck you, I'm leaving" or anything like that.

This has now taught me that some people have "fuck you" time. and I could not be any happier with this knowledge.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The secret to developing Fuck You Time is developing Fuck You Skills. In the above example, the gentleman had the Fuck You Skills of

1. Being able to track down the superintendent's doctoral thesis 2. How to check it for plagiarism 3. How to notify the relevant people of this fraud without sounding like a crank.

Since he has these skills, it does not take him MUCH time to preform the Fuck You. Hence, his Fuck You time might be only a few hours a week, but because he's so effecient at the Fuck You, that's all he needs.

Learn a new skill and how to tell the universe Fuck You! today!

[cutecipher]

Ricky loves to stand on our servers, absorbing their abilities I assume

[cutecipher]

Come on man

[rickybabyboy]

i can sitting here to get attention from mom

[homunculus-argument]

Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

[creature-wizard]

For those of you who don't know, Jewish people had fewer fatalities during the Black Death because they practiced better hygiene than Christians. In response, a number of Christians began to speculate and assert that Jews were actually spreading the disease by poisoning wells, which led to violence committed against Jews. The Wikipedia page on the persecution of Jews during the Black Death has more information on this. If you see this old conspiracy theory pop up in a new form like this, do not fall for it.