give me anons

I post anon asks (they/it)

[anonymous-asks-offical]

Intro post

Heya, I'm anon-asks offical! The point of this is that people submit anon asks and I post them. Some examples are:

Venting (You can put [whisper] at the end if you want me to post it without saying anything)

Confessions

Asking for advice

A poll

If your ask has heavy/sensitive topics, I will trigger tag as I see fit and may screenshot and put below cut.

I WILL NOT post your asks if it:

Is homophobic (Also includes biphobia, aphobia, etc.)

Is transphobic

Is racist

Is ableist

Has other hatespeak

(I will update list if I get weird fucking asks)

Feel free to ask questions :)

tagging officals below cut

@homosexuality-offical @leviathan-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-figure-offical @clipboard-offical @cia-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @duck-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @the-first-imp-offical

[anonymous-asks-offical]

Moths?

I LOVE MOTHSSSSS

They're so cool! I just find them so pretty and interesting :)

And guess what? For all of you people who like butterflies... BUTTERFLIES ARE A TYPE OF MOTH

[anonymous-asks-offical]

I am a genderfunky trans boycreature!! I love being a trans boy!! I hate transphobia and bigotry!!

-🌿 [he/him/it/bug/fae]

I am a gender(??idek) trans guy!! I love being a trans boy!! I hate transphobia and bigotry!!

Foliage anon (Does that work? I just like that word :]), you seem really cool! You sound like someone I'd want to sit around with in a meadow while sharing a bag of popcorn and making flower crowns.

[anonymous-asks-offical]

you're delightful

Thank you, anon! Asks like these really make my day and are what got me to keep trying to do this.

I hope you have a wonderful day/night!

(And that goes for everyone reading this)

[anonymous-asks-offical]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?(!

IS EVERYTHING FINE?!?!

IT HAS BEEN DAYS

-Friend anon

Sorry I haven't posted in a while (Oh god this ask is from August)

I've had this mental block for answering these lately, and just stopped looking at them altogether because I keep worrying that I'm unqualified to give advice for a lot of the longer asks, and feel like an asshole if I don't give enough. 

It all kind of piled up on me (Including this ask, I have 55 D:) and I got overwhelmed, but I'm going to try again and answer some of these. I'm really sorry if your ask takes a long time to be answered, or doesn't get answered at all. Please just know I'm trying.

Thank you, friend anon, for caring <3

[anonymous-asks-offical]

What is official verse? Sorry I am new, is there something you need to do to become official? Is it a gang? Idk😭

The OFFICALverse (No i) is a group of gimmick blogs. The misspelling of offical started with @satan-offical getting her url wrong, and then everyone followed because they thought it was funny.

All you need to do to be in the officalverse is think of a gimmick and put “offical” in your username :]

Is it a gang? I like to think of it more as a platonic polycule.

[redstonedust]

i <3 being transgender and i <3 all transgender people

[anonymous-asks-offical]

hello!!!

It's been some time :[

I'm thinking in making a amoeba anon blog

So I can send anons to anyone

And become da best

-🦠 amoeba anon 🦠

Hello Amoeba!!

Ooh yes that would be very fun to have!

Good luck with your amoeba-ing :]

[anxietyoffical]

You know with the officalverse making it's way off Tumblr (ao3, unfortunately c.ai, and I think I heard people mention Pinterest?) it's got me wondering how long until we reach YouTube shorts/Tiktoc. Or long form YouTube accounts that read Tumblr stuff. Can't wait for the hour+ long video essay on the officalverse to drop lmao

3k notes and I'll make an hour+ long deepdive of the officalverse. That seems plausible but unlikely /srs

[whitenailpolishoffical]

@shadow-dimension-offical @satan-offical @revenge-offical @ai-offical @art-offical @artist-offical @god-offical @gaslight-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @tgirl-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @ao3-offical @japan-offical @usa-official-usa @russia-offical @communism-offical @soviet-offical @cia-offical @the-irs-offical @lemon-offical @birdie-offical @avocado-offical @towel-offical @tgirl-offical @wlw-god-offical @mlm-god-offical @persephone-offical @hades-official @bill-cipher-offical @offical-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @following-every-offical @oldersister-offical @teeth-offical @phantom-scares @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @homosexuality-offical @arsenic-offical @cyanide-offical @lies-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spelking-eror-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @graynailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @rednailpolishoffical

you know what to do.

[anonymous-asks-offical]

Aight gang let's do this :]

[anonymous-asks-offical]

emerges out of a swarm of cars*

ATOX T ZHHW WTR HK GBZAM

slides away*

I- I have so many questions

a) Swarm of cars??? Hold on I'm genuinely interested in what the collective noun for cars is...

Looked it up: It's a FLEET

b) How did you emerge from an entire swarm?? Did you emerge in chunks?

c) What do you MEAN "slides away"????? What being are you?

[queen-suzu]

BTW, it's a caesar cipher, anon is wishing you a good day or night

[anonymous-asks-offical]

Oh thank you for the help, satanicfrog!

And you too, anon :]

[trans-junk-rat]

[ahopefulbromantic]

ahopelessromantic

(that was actually the idea behind it)

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Deviltrash

[cheerfullycatholic]

Sorrowfullyatheist

[defire]

Dewater

[darkenby]

Lightcisgender

[mikefrankscigarettes]

bro uh

jinu-saja-boys ig

[chaotic-alien190]

Orderly human

[nettle95]

Deadplantlife26

[not-ready-for-gaster]

ready for gaster

[blueishspace]

Reddishtime

[inversaldamage]

dullkicks

[exhausted-frozen-water]

energetic-melted-fire

whats the opposite of water. fire feels wrong

[tekeruthewhimsical]

tekerutheorderlywoman?

Idk, just replacing trap with reverse trap does not feel right, but neither does replacing it with woman.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

unofficial mr sonic

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT 🤬🤬🤬

[no-one-offical]

someone unofficial.

[oldersister-offical]

youngerbrother-unofficial

[anonymous-asks-offical]

named-answers-unofficial

edit: I have just been informed the word "onymous" exists. Thanks @femboy-bbc-news!

onymous-answers-unoffical

[anonymous-asks-offical]

[Vent ish? I'm not feeling bad rn so mostly just a random thing lol]

I think I saved a bebe bird yesterday but am doubting myself now :(

What if I made things worse for bebe bird :(

I don't want to hurt bebe bird :( bebe bird is precious :(

ANYWAYS in other news...I am gay

In my very educated opinion on the matter, bebe bird is doing wonderfully, did amazing at saving bebe :]

You are gay! Woah! I'm bi ace (shortened answer T-T)

[anonymous-asks-offical]

confession i'm not in the officalverse i’m just a stan but there's one offical blog that annoys me so much it's insane

I recommend blocking them. It'll help you avoid being annoyed by them, while not causing any conflict.

It's perfectly valid to be innately irritated by someone's presence, as long as you aren't hurtful to them about something that isn't their fault :]

Thank you for the confession!

[anonymous-asks-offical]

What's your favorite deadly sin

Envy!

It's the one I connect with the most (for multiple reasons), and is the one I'm drawn to as a concept.

Envy is also my favourite character in FMA:B, so I might be a little biased...

[anonymous-asks-offical]

WE ONLY NEED A FEW MORE FICS ON Ao3 FOR THE OFFICALVERSE TO BE A REAL TAG (NOT UNCATEGORIZED) WE ALREADY HAVE 3 FICS lets gooo guys cmon!

There's three now?! Nice!

I'm actually working on one of my own...

[anonymous-asks-offical]

do i post some of my work on ao3? idk if i should or not and im scared people will hate it

I think you should! If you want, you can even send the link here... I'lll give it a read!

[anonymous-asks-offical]

Remember the MLG 360 noscope videos on YouTube?

No? ,:D