White Polish For Thine Nails

[whitenailpolishoffical]

Hi, I'm White Nail Polish Offical!

WHITE NAIL POLISH >>>>>>

You can call me Xie (Ex-ee). I do have another account on here if anyone can discover what that is ;) (it might be obvious and I probably will slip up.) Xie is an anonymous alias

my pronouns change from time-to-time and I am a system

ask prns!! no she/her ever tho pls thank

tags:

#. whiting nails -> Reblogs #. late night makeover -> Moots #. lending polish -> Asks #. hail the nail -> Officalverse stuff #. chipped paint -> Misc #. XXXX -> Xie speaks

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[mysterygrl20]

it’s the yaoi water in japan

[whitenailpolishoffical]

I Have A Blog.

The Goal Is For Many Officals/Officials To Follow It.

Will You

-@but-will-it-be-famous

@tagging-officals-offical-2 @tagging-officals-offical

[chipotle-offical]

due to personal reasons, i am leaving tumblr. it is not anyone's fault, but i will be deleting this account shortly

thank you so much to everyone who was moots with me and liked my posts

thank you all so much

[whitenailpolishoffical]

goodbye

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

Ok so apparently there are ALREADY a ton of Officalverse fics. Eh whatever I'll write a REALLY AWESOME ONE (way to be ambitious and not do anything, Piper)

Here are some of the ones I found

I'm too lazy to tag everyone so uhh js the ones ik @grandpa-offical @evilpineapple-offical (ik you wrote your own lore fics, mod) @eredin-offical (I think)

Sadly there are no @satan-offical fics awww what a shame

I'll write them

I'll write PLENTY OF OFFICAL FICS >:D (piper please don't get people's hopes up)

-Pipes

[whitenailpolishoffical]

Wha t about me

[anxiousposting]

I saw someone asking their moots but they turned off reblogs and now I’m curious too.

Ik I don’t actually post that much but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@im-pants @spaghettihell @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @totally-cis-offical and anyone else who wants to join (i know i have more moots really sorry I can’t remember rn)

[totally-cis-offical]

Uh 5.5? I never thought of your gender at all

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

I Have a Question

I know there is a family tree in the Officalverse, but I know next to nothing about it. Nor how to be included.

I'm honestly feeling a little left out. :(

(It's probably my own fault for my lack of interaction with other officals.)

[whitenailpolishoffical]

you are my child

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Okay!

New Parent: Acquired

[whitenailpolishoffical]

yay

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

I Have a Question

I know there is a family tree in the Officalverse, but I know next to nothing about it. Nor how to be included.

I'm honestly feeling a little left out. :(

(It's probably my own fault for my lack of interaction with other officals.)

[whitenailpolishoffical]

you are my child

[7-eleven-offical]

i would like to transfer my "unc" title to silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[whitenailpolishoffical]

did you paint your nails yet?

[7-eleven-offical]

oh, i just generally dont do that

[whitenailpolishoffical]

Still unc, then

[7-eleven-offical]

i would like to transfer my "unc" title to silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[whitenailpolishoffical]

did you paint your nails yet?

[7-eleven-offical]

HELP????????????? THEYRE CALLING ME UNC?????? I DIDNT DO SHIT????????????????????????????

[whitenailpolishoffical]

unc. you probably don't even wear nail polish.

[7-eleven-offical]

uhhh yeah??? i dont??????

[whitenailpolishoffical]

see???? clearly unc

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[whitenailpolishoffical]

paints this white

[7-eleven-offical]

HELP????????????? THEYRE CALLING ME UNC?????? I DIDNT DO SHIT????????????????????????????

[whitenailpolishoffical]

unc. you probably don't even wear nail polish.

[officalverse-pinterest]

How well do you know your Officals? Specifically: their profile pictures! Find out in the Name That Offical quiz!

How well do you know the residents of the Officalverse?

[whitenailpolishoffical]

dances in a circle

[constellations-offical]

greetings people of the officalverse, i suppose we're new here how do i do this, help

[whitenailpolishoffical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[czechia-offical]

Do you want to be a member of the Czech government? Apply now!

I decided this would be fun to do, so we’re establishing a Czech government here I guess.

The requirements are fairly simple, actually:

- Have basic competence (optional)

- understand what Czechia is

- have brain (probably optional too)

- ehh, idk? Exist? (optional)

Questions and answers:

- How do I apply?

→ Reblogs!

- How do you choose who gets in?

→ ✨Vibes✨ or maybe votes if this actually gets noticed properly.

- Can I choose what department?

→ Write it in your application ig

- Can I make up a department?

→ Hell yeah

- Can I be corrupt?

→ Absolutely

- Can I rig the votes (if they happen)?

→ Live your best life, voter fraud just makes this interesting

- Can I apply someone else?

→ Sure? Just make sure they're fine with it? I guess?

Any other questions will be answered if they are asked. I will take them in my asks as well.

Finally, just some quick random mentions so that this actually gets noticed for once (feel free to ignore the mention if you aren’t interested haha!): @slovakia-offical @america-offical @da-police-offical @britain-offical @satan-offical @pepsi-offical @poland-offical @dying-pen-offical @7-eleven-offical

[silli-billy15]

Hello I wish to apply for a government official position I will be head of department gay & trans no further elaboration needed

[thatpatheticartist]

Hey hey wazzup I’d like to apply for an official government position as head of gender(all encompassing)

[czechia-offical]

Got it! Does that compete alongside Transgender or can it be a separate thing?

[thatpatheticartist]

I didn’t expect for you to actually respond and now I’m mousing the fuck out

[czechia-offical]

Lmaoo, I respond to everyone if possible!

(Does that mean you want me to take you off the list, or…?)

[whitenailpolishoffical]

can I?