Confessions of an anonymous blueberry muffin thief

37. Clueless. LARPer. Gamer. Geek. Train conductor. Witcher. Kylux trash. Wedge Antilles / anyone trash (within reason). Don't bring your shipping politics over here because I don't give a fuck. I fell back into fandom a few years ago and am stuck. I make stuff, I write stuff, I whinge about my job. My work tag is "railway blues", my waffling tag is "wah wah wah" and my pictures of hot people is "unexpected attractive people". I try to tag spoilers, I try to tag stuff I think will be triggery; if I fuck up, please let me know.

[grimark]

every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother

[sewlastcentury]

TWO FREE PATTERNS!

For those who don't know, I'm doing my PhD dissertation on 19th-century plus-size fashion, and as part of it I've been patterning larger antique garments.

Last year, I was able to go to Genesee Country Village & Museum in upstate NY and pattern an early 1800s corset as well as an 1830s dress. Full instructions, photo albums, & print-optimized versions up on Etsy if you need more guidance or would like to support my work, but my agreement with the museum was that I would put simple gridded patterns up for free alongside the paid versions. And those are now up!

1830s dress (L/XL) Bust: ~43” (109cm) with the center-front gap Waist: 32.5” (82.5cm)

1830s Morning Dress Pattern (L/XL) FREE

Last year, curator Brandon Brooks at Genesee Country Village & Museum was kind enough to let me come and pattern a c. 1831 morning dress in

1810s corset (M/L) Bust: 39” (99cm) Waist: 31.5” (80cm)

1795-1820 soft corset pattern (M/L) FREE

Last year, curator Brandon Brooks at Genesee Country Village & Museum was kind enough to let me come and pattern an early 19th century corse

Tag me if you use them, I'd love to see!

[vimesy-art]

It all starts with gentle kisses

[drawsmaddy]

[ID in ALT text]

In honour of the five year (five year??) anniversary of the end of C2 I did a redraw of the comic I made the day after the finale!!

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by moreloveforjm_ on instagram!

[sardineincan]

Be whooo youuu areee

[victusinveritas]

Like this sort of thing? Follow sluttyprimarysource on Threads and think about reading Consider the Fork by Bee Wilson.

[toothedrib]

I found old sketches. How I love this toxic yaoi.

[scrumpygoat]

made a companion piece for my basilosaurus tattoo >:3c

[ohmovie]

VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS│2002

[barbie-verse]

Have some Roselana ❤️

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[whatamidoinghere56]

Romance Plot Idea:

The story starts out looking like a classic FMM love triangle. The POV follows the female protagonist (A) for the first few chapters, and it seems like the two guys (B and C) are doing the classic "fighting for the girl's attention with increasingly stupid stunts." A is, put frankly, fed up with this.

This goes on for a little while, only for the perspective to shift to the male protagonists, where four things become obvious:

B & C are bisexual disasters

They've been dating each other for two years.

They're both madly in love with A

All of their "stunts" are just their increasingly elaborate attempts to ask A to be their third.

Needless to say, hijinks ensue.

[littlestpersimmon]

cat portraits of late

[shinonart]

I drew my new kitten Topelius a bunch! He's such an expressive baby void.

I wanted a sticker collecting album like this so I ordered a few (one for me, a few for sale).

Find me and my art elsewhere!      

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[its-a-beautful-day]

Winter Night Glow

Alternative Title: Ah Shit Ginger I'm Sorry