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imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

bioandrunaway

Someone should do this Dana Carvey Show-style.

#like it's a scenario doomed to a lawsuit like the show but can you imagine how bright that star would be?#lmfao

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

yuriinullification

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

mrsandman42069

#Squidward has the Mandate of Heaven #Spongebob #lmfao

camblogarchive

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

camblogarchive

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

camblogarchive

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

toxicglooo

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that

#IT'S NOT ON NETFLIX ANY MORE :( :( :(#my experience with this is I put it on once thinking it was a regular documentary #and then being like wait a minute when the gags started #instantly endeared me lmao #I was really depressed at the time so I needed it #Round Planet

wumblr

since the dawn of time immemorial, humans have wondered, “what happened before the beginning of history?” the answer… is “fungus, mostly.” unfortunately, the mycorrhicene era has ended, giving way to the meatier, louder, and less efficient anthropocene. but what if i told you. we could bring it back? (shoots you with a spore dart)

papasmoko

#lmfao #Dorohedoro

dungeonskeleton

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

hokuto-ju-no-ken

#LMFAO #The X Files

throathole

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

throathole

INCREDIBLE response

#LMFAO

yourfaveisintersex

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

icewingassasin

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

yourfaveisintersex

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

yourfaveisintersex

:)

#he's gorgeous #cat #domestic cat

wizardshark

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

#LMFAO #tis the season

despazito

Awesome

#how can he be heavenbound when his soul is trapped in the body of a dog?#checkmate breedtheists #also learning that a shitload of people are unaware that dog breeds are basically all inbred to shit and back #triply so for show dogs

official-kircheis

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

andmaybegayer

here it is

#LMFAO

raptorific

#LMFAO #Malcolm in the Middle

matumnaples

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

#LMFAO #tis the season

nocturnal-stims

A rarely seen, highly endangered Andean mountain cat and her kitten in Santiago, Chile. Bottom right: older kittens following their mother through the snow. These small felines have long, thickly ringed tails and plush coats with a striking marbled pattern, handy for traversing the chilly, wind-swept ridges of the Andes.

One of South America's rarest felines, the Andean mountain cat is traditionally considered a sacred animal by indigenous Aymara and Quechua people.

🐾 Alianza_gato_andino on IG

#THERE'S KITTEN FOOTAGE?#Andean mountain cat #cat

spontaneousmusicalnumber

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

unwholesome-gay

#shout out to eastern redbud #tree #plant

shithowdy

it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got

𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!

#jackie killer #red-winged blackbird #bird #icterid

megacarapa

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

megacarapa

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together