Viva la Vida

We're just suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that suicide isn't the answer

[amnesiaguy]

whatever howl movingcastle’s gender is, i want some of that

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

1) No one needs mud flaps of this size and 2) Ask about mud, me my flaps?

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[gayforbagels]

There’s so much going on here I don’t know what I’m supposed to focus on

[pukicho]

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[applethesamoyed]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman

[betterhaircut]

hard truths

[malscare]

*you pass me the blunt*

*immediately does this*

[midiport]

[crazyassmasterofthefourelememts]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[woodmeat]

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

clap

[readtofilth]

Vogue

[milf-zone]

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[ask-maxie-boy]

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

[m1911s-mile22]

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

[gif87a-com]

[buddy-berry]

oink

[eroscestlavie]

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

[eroscestlavie]

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo 

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[so-pale-girl]

[straightboyfriend]

me: i want to die therapist: coconut oil