[lawbutch]

is it hypomania or is it just caffeinated self-confidence from listening to too much Lizzo

[hedgehog-moss]

I was at the coffeeshop in the village and someone asked me how my llamas are doing, and a woman overheard and told me that when she was a kid, her parents used to have a couple of llamas in their sheep farm, and every single sheep in their flock imprinted on one of the two llamas. Each sheep chose the best most charismatic llama according to mysterious sheep criteria, and never wavered in their ovine loyalty. Each of the two llamas was worshiped by a small sub-flock of devoted sheep who followed him everywhere like Jesus’s apostles and only left their field for transhumance when led by “their” llama. The funniest thing is the way this woman overheard the word “llama” and immediately came to sit next to me to tell me this, like she had waited since childhood to share her bewilderment about the two religious congregations of sheep led by rival llama prophets in her family farm.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sullenaquarian]

Your occasional reminder to Give D’Arcy Carden All the Awards. 

[veryfunnymemes]

[medievalswords]

when lizzo said “self love is survival” and when hannah gadsby said “do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation” and when mitski said “i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation”

[gnascher]

when audre lorde said “caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare”

[darkalleysunflower]

when Jenny Slate tweeted, “As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain&more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love”

[gaynfl-moved]

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

[tommyswiseau]

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sanders-aside]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bidoctor]

[anotherhappydinosaur]

BAD JANETTT

[eveninglesbian-deactivated20180]

I am so afraid that I am going to waste so much of my life being sad when I should be living. And not just living, but living vibrantly and loudly. I want to read more, travel more, learn more and talk to more people without feeling held back by the confines of my body. I no longer want to feel like I am drowning, sinking, falling or being swallowed up whole by something monstrous. I want to feel alive, lovely and brilliant, even for a moment

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

my grandpa saw my gemsona on facebook and now he wants me to draw him a gemsona

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

he want’s to be an opal!!!!!

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

 i did a quick one we’ll see what he thinks about it tomorrow!

[reaill]

GEMPA OPAL YAAAAAAH 

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

AH my twin sister DREW FANART AHAHA!! 

GRAMPS’S REACTION TOMORROW STAY TUNED! 

[spatsula-deactivated20181219]

Here is my grandpa lookin at the post! My sister went over to his house (since I live in a different city) to show him how much you guys love it (and to tell him how cute you think he is!!) I did call them but I wanted my sister to actually show him all the nice tags and how popular he is!

HE also wanted to show you his pug Mordue! They so cute…

He loves it and he’s very happy about how much everyone loved it and so does my mom! Thank you guys so much!!! It really made his day!! He wants to print it out and hang it on the wall so my sister will help with that!

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

thank god for this post

[the-worm-man]

Best Post

[theacefangirl]

I love grandpa opal

[drawlight]

I am so so so excited that this just came! @camillo1978 did this gorgeous artwork for Salinity (And Other Measurements of Brackish Water) a few months back and I’m so thrilled to get to hang it on my wall. <3 

It’s available on Redbubble here!

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[anything-lgbtqplus]

Stop attacking me like this, please.

[odinsblog]

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[petals42]

had to watch it twice– once for the performers and once for the guy in the red track suit’s reactions.

then watched in a whole bunch more because MY GOODNESS!!!!