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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ
𝕸𝖞 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊:
NO WEAPONS OR ALTERCATIONS INDOORS NO INSULTING OR THREATENING THE HOST OR HIS GUESTS NO BODILY FLUIDS ON THE CARPET
𝕴𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 𝖆 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊, 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖆 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊.
𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙, 𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊. 𝕸𝖞 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝕺𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖑𝖉 𝕮𝖔𝖇𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖙. 𝖄𝖔𝖚, 𝖍𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝖒𝖆𝖞 𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖒𝖘 𝖙𝖔:
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
So I shouldn’t be worried? Or I should? Honestly, still concerned.
I feel like I’m going to get murdered by an entity in this place. It’s absolutely fucking weird, gives me shivers.
I would stay alert either way, considering the other people you are surrounded by. The only thing Two will do when he is conscious is escape.
I am glad every day that I am not considered insane enough to stay there.
Yeah, thought so.
I am NOT insane either!!!!
Then why are you there?
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Yeah. Fuck him. I should become a villain or some shit. It wouldn’t be hard. I don’t care much for human life and I already have criminal connections like I should just go all in.
Yeah. They got me off cocaine right now. #dying. #notbychoice. I hate it here. And in the Manor.
Hm… I might consider it. Don’t know how Bruce would take me accepting an offer from you but, like, I don’t really care about what he thinks right now.
Villainy is a poor-man's path. I would be your sponsor, and perhaps, if you'd like, you can join my business. I believe it could be good for you, to separate from people who bring you no joy and learn new skills. I am a gentleman first and foremost, so of course your rehabilitation comes at no strings. The job offer is separate and both can be refused and never mentioned again.
Withdrawals from such substances are torturous and can have long lasting effects. As painful as it is to admit, it makes perfect sense that Arkham and the like would have no true experience helping to free someone from the grasp of drugs.
Well, I am not a man and I am far from poor so I guess villainy is out of the question. Sponsor? Sounds too good to be true. As for your business… It depends on what you would have me doing. I’m no loyal lap dog and I certainly won’t run around at your beck and call.
That’s what I have been saying this whole time! They’re all insufferable. I am not refusing anything yet, nor am I accepting. I shall make that clear now.
Arkham just sucks in general. They don’t even have alcohol here and there is not a single person who knows any dealers for weed or coke. I am, like, triple sober and it is killing me. I need to get out.
I only order around those who applied to be ordered around. I have plenty of positions, both above and below board. For one, I have many locations that are in need of staffing, be it dancers, management, or servers. I also have other.. need for management. Perhaps you could assist in my hiring process? Simply put, your position would be incredibly negotiable and almost certainly up to you. I am a very flexible businessman.
As a sponsor, I would simply hold you accountable. If you say you want to quit your addictions, I would insure you are able to keep your word. I have many resources and many connections, do not worry.
It sounds passable. I’d have to see a contract before anything. I like to know everything before going into a deal. Risk, money, pros, and cons. When I say everything I do mean everything. I don’t care about any less than legal things you do, as long as I know about it.
I don’t want to quit. I can tone it down, ensure I stay in a right state of mind to be able to work, but I will not quit. That is non negotiable.
I shall set up a meeting between us to see about drafting a contract. If you would like your lawyer(s) present, please feel free. Mine will be there regardless.
And I would keep you to that goal. Quitting isn't necessary to work for or with me. Some use it to cope, and others for escape. I do not need to know your reasons, and I will, as your sponsor, assist you in strengthening yourself and keeping you alive enough to live freely. It is always helpful to have someone helping you, especially in the face of an addiction. The cravings are strong, and I should know.
I hope you consider my offers and accept at the very least a meeting.
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
So I shouldn’t be worried? Or I should? Honestly, still concerned.
I feel like I’m going to get murdered by an entity in this place. It’s absolutely fucking weird, gives me shivers.
I would stay alert either way, considering the other people you are surrounded by. The only thing Two will do when he is conscious is escape.
I am glad every day that I am not considered insane enough to stay there.
Yeah, thought so.
I am NOT insane either!!!!
Then why are you there?
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Yeah. Fuck him. I should become a villain or some shit. It wouldn’t be hard. I don’t care much for human life and I already have criminal connections like I should just go all in.
Yeah. They got me off cocaine right now. #dying. #notbychoice. I hate it here. And in the Manor.
Hm… I might consider it. Don’t know how Bruce would take me accepting an offer from you but, like, I don’t really care about what he thinks right now.
Villainy is a poor-man's path. I would be your sponsor, and perhaps, if you'd like, you can join my business. I believe it could be good for you, to separate from people who bring you no joy and learn new skills. I am a gentleman first and foremost, so of course your rehabilitation comes at no strings. The job offer is separate and both can be refused and never mentioned again.
Withdrawals from such substances are torturous and can have long lasting effects. As painful as it is to admit, it makes perfect sense that Arkham and the like would have no true experience helping to free someone from the grasp of drugs.
Well, I am not a man and I am far from poor so I guess villainy is out of the question. Sponsor? Sounds too good to be true. As for your business… It depends on what you would have me doing. I’m no loyal lap dog and I certainly won’t run around at your beck and call.
That’s what I have been saying this whole time! They’re all insufferable. I am not refusing anything yet, nor am I accepting. I shall make that clear now.
Arkham just sucks in general. They don’t even have alcohol here and there is not a single person who knows any dealers for weed or coke. I am, like, triple sober and it is killing me. I need to get out.
I only order around those who applied to be ordered around. I have plenty of positions, both above and below board. For one, I have many locations that are in need of staffing, be it dancers, management, or servers. I also have other.. need for management. Perhaps you could assist in my hiring process? Simply put, your position would be incredibly negotiable and almost certainly up to you. I am a very flexible businessman.
As a sponsor, I would simply hold you accountable. If you say you want to quit your addictions, I would insure you are able to keep your word. I have many resources and many connections, do not worry.
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
So I shouldn’t be worried? Or I should? Honestly, still concerned.
I feel like I’m going to get murdered by an entity in this place. It’s absolutely fucking weird, gives me shivers.
I would stay alert either way, considering the other people you are surrounded by. The only thing Two will do when he is conscious is escape.
I am glad every day that I am not considered insane enough to stay there.
Yeah, thought so.
I am NOT insane either!!!!
Then why are you there?
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Yeah. Fuck him. I should become a villain or some shit. It wouldn’t be hard. I don’t care much for human life and I already have criminal connections like I should just go all in.
Yeah. They got me off cocaine right now. #dying. #notbychoice. I hate it here. And in the Manor.
Hm… I might consider it. Don’t know how Bruce would take me accepting an offer from you but, like, I don’t really care about what he thinks right now.
Villainy is a poor-man's path. I would be your sponsor, and perhaps, if you'd like, you can join my business. I believe it could be good for you, to separate from people who bring you no joy and learn new skills. I am a gentleman first and foremost, so of course your rehabilitation comes at no strings. The job offer is separate and both can be refused and never mentioned again.
Withdrawals from such substances are torturous and can have long lasting effects. As painful as it is to admit, it makes perfect sense that Arkham and the like would have no true experience helping to free someone from the grasp of drugs.
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
So I shouldn’t be worried? Or I should? Honestly, still concerned.
I feel like I’m going to get murdered by an entity in this place. It’s absolutely fucking weird, gives me shivers.
I would stay alert either way, considering the other people you are surrounded by. The only thing Two will do when he is conscious is escape.
I am glad every day that I am not considered insane enough to stay there.
Yeah, thought so.
I am NOT insane either!!!!
Then why are you there?
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
So I shouldn’t be worried? Or I should? Honestly, still concerned.
I feel like I’m going to get murdered by an entity in this place. It’s absolutely fucking weird, gives me shivers.
I would stay alert either way, considering the other people you are surrounded by. The only thing Two will do when he is conscious is escape.
I am glad every day that I am not considered insane enough to stay there.
Yeah, thought so.
I am NOT insane either!!!!
Then why are you there?
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
So I shouldn’t be worried? Or I should? Honestly, still concerned.
I feel like I’m going to get murdered by an entity in this place. It’s absolutely fucking weird, gives me shivers.
I would stay alert either way, considering the other people you are surrounded by. The only thing Two will do when he is conscious is escape.
I am glad every day that I am not considered insane enough to stay there.
Why Arkham look like the backrooms????
Side note : Two Face just came in. Why am I in the same facility as a literal serial killer villain????
Harvey has a tendency to check himself in whenever Two or the Judge aren't around. A choice he shouldn't make, but he was always such a civil servant.
And the design choice is abysmal indeed. They really should remodel the place, but you know how Gotham is.
going home from a gala embarrassed after i get out-served by the rogues crashing it
I provide only the best for my boys. And, of course, boys is used as a gender neutral term here. I do not discriminate.
It’s too hot. Can we let mr freeze out for a bit to cool it down?
No.
Victor isn't that reckless. If the people want it cooler, I believe he'd be open to helping. It helps to ask nicely.
People seem so shocked when I, a billionaire, genuinely support the LGBTQ+… like, girrrllll talk to my dozens of past partners. Male, female, and everything between or beyond. I’m not letting anyone go unseen when the term ‘diva’ is never limited by gender or sexuality.
People tend to believe all wealthy people are like those in governmental power. Not all of us are monsters.
Although money is best used to benefit those who are diminished. And as a tool, of course, to better one's self and the people they consider close.
Soooo How much do drinks cost at the lounge
That depends, darling. Are you ordering alcoholic or non? Are you drinking soft or hard liquor? Are you drinking a ten year old wine or a hundred year old?
On average, our drinks shouldn't cost much more than fifty or so. Unless, of course, you are drinking centuries old wines.
You forgot that the price magically drops if the bartender thinks it should
Ah yes, this too. Especially at the lounge, we let our bartenders change prices depending on the attitude of our patrons. Never anything significant, but I do believe rude people deserve a punishment and those who are kind deserve a reward.
Soooo How much do drinks cost at the lounge
That depends, darling. Are you ordering alcoholic or non? Are you drinking soft or hard liquor? Are you drinking a ten year old wine or a hundred year old?
On average, our drinks shouldn't cost much more than fifty or so. Unless, of course, you are drinking centuries old wines.
In the post positive way possible you look like you bleed radioactive glitter and I love that,
Where would you say your liking for purple and green came from?
I definitely bleed radioactive glitter! It’s from The Incident. It’s how I blind my enemies! Some say it’s how Penguin lost his eye. HAHAHAH-!
As for my fondness for Green and purple? Dunno! Always really loved purple, wore it as much as I could. Green? Well it just goes so well! Plus I gotta match my eyes y’know? Gotta have some cohesion in this color scheme! I still can’t believe some people copy me! Absolutely rude!
I copyrighted fish once, I’ll do colors too! Joker’s colors! Only I can use them! If I catch ya? Ya pay me one billion dollars!!!
It was only temporary, my eye is fine these days. The magic of technology, they say.
So they say— my radioactive glitter blood has been known to have lasting effects.
I am well aware. The eye is robotic, and has been for far longer than you attempting to blind me. A remnant from my childhood.
Hey it was an accident! I apologized! I even got ya that giant penguin plushie! C’mon ya can’t stay mad at that!
You are quite lucky I am far too busy to hold grudges for accidents. Darcy, my most recent addition, quite enjoys the plushie. She prefers it over the expensive bed I purchased for her.
HAHA YES I KNEW IT WAS PERFECT!!!
Sooooo— Darcy eh? What’s she? Can she fly? Do ya feed her the bones of your enemies?
Darcy cannot fly, as she is a Savannah monitor. One of my precious few reptiles. I only feed her the best of the best.
Huh. I didn’t know ya liked reptiles. The more ya know hahaha! So no bones of your enemies then? Just saving those guys for the fishes in Gotham bay?
I like animals of any kind, I simply have a preference for avians. And, as crude as it is, yes, those who truly wrong me deserve nothing more than to be fed to the mutated fish.
In the post positive way possible you look like you bleed radioactive glitter and I love that,
Where would you say your liking for purple and green came from?
I definitely bleed radioactive glitter! It’s from The Incident. It’s how I blind my enemies! Some say it’s how Penguin lost his eye. HAHAHAH-!
As for my fondness for Green and purple? Dunno! Always really loved purple, wore it as much as I could. Green? Well it just goes so well! Plus I gotta match my eyes y’know? Gotta have some cohesion in this color scheme! I still can’t believe some people copy me! Absolutely rude!
I copyrighted fish once, I’ll do colors too! Joker’s colors! Only I can use them! If I catch ya? Ya pay me one billion dollars!!!
It was only temporary, my eye is fine these days. The magic of technology, they say.
So they say— my radioactive glitter blood has been known to have lasting effects.
I am well aware. The eye is robotic, and has been for far longer than you attempting to blind me. A remnant from my childhood.
Hey it was an accident! I apologized! I even got ya that giant penguin plushie! C’mon ya can’t stay mad at that!
You are quite lucky I am far too busy to hold grudges for accidents. Darcy, my most recent addition, quite enjoys the plushie. She prefers it over the expensive bed I purchased for her.
HAHA YES I KNEW IT WAS PERFECT!!!
Sooooo— Darcy eh? What’s she? Can she fly? Do ya feed her the bones of your enemies?
Darcy cannot fly, as she is a Savannah monitor. One of my precious few reptiles. I only feed her the best of the best.
In the post positive way possible you look like you bleed radioactive glitter and I love that,
Where would you say your liking for purple and green came from?
I definitely bleed radioactive glitter! It’s from The Incident. It’s how I blind my enemies! Some say it’s how Penguin lost his eye. HAHAHAH-!
As for my fondness for Green and purple? Dunno! Always really loved purple, wore it as much as I could. Green? Well it just goes so well! Plus I gotta match my eyes y’know? Gotta have some cohesion in this color scheme! I still can’t believe some people copy me! Absolutely rude!
I copyrighted fish once, I’ll do colors too! Joker’s colors! Only I can use them! If I catch ya? Ya pay me one billion dollars!!!
It was only temporary, my eye is fine these days. The magic of technology, they say.
So they say— my radioactive glitter blood has been known to have lasting effects.
I am well aware. The eye is robotic, and has been for far longer than you attempting to blind me. A remnant from my childhood.
Hey it was an accident! I apologized! I even got ya that giant penguin plushie! C’mon ya can’t stay mad at that!
You are quite lucky I am far too busy to hold grudges for accidents. Darcy, my most recent addition, quite enjoys the plushie. She prefers it over the expensive bed I purchased for her.
