correct! its me @theguybehindthechair with ANOTHER blog, yeah, yeah.
once again I'm a minor, so NO NSFW
this is my boy Oswald, few things about my version:
he is NOT insane. at least not really. thats why Batman hasn't put his ass in arkham yet. he is, however, incredibly smart.
He has a hip defect, which causes him to "waddle" when he walks, which is where the name originates—he uses an umbrella as a cane to hide this "weakness."
i have so many ideas for him, especially with how he looks. Due to his defect, he is a bit disproportional, with his torso being just a bit too large for his legs. He had an almost bird-like face, leaning into the nickname. He's a larger and older man, perhaps in his mid-50s at the least.
He is a gentleman first. He treats his guests and business associates with courtesy. He is only violent when provoked and is still polite even when one may need to be punished.
He still runs a mafia/mob-style business. The lounge (and his other locations) are indeed fronts for his side business. He mainly works in the drug & weapon trade. He is quite pissed at Roman for being part of the exotic animal business and does have a tendency to ruin those deals of Roman's.
He adores animals, especially birds and reptiles. He has many penguins and actually does run a sanctuary of sorts at his manor. He is rich and has the land, so why not?
that's about it, i'll add more when i think of it! i have a lot of ideas about Gotham and her villains.
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Yeah. Fuck him. I should become a villain or some shit. It wouldn’t be hard. I don’t care much for human life and I already have criminal connections like I should just go all in.
Yeah. They got me off cocaine right now. #dying. #notbychoice. I hate it here. And in the Manor.
Hm… I might consider it. Don’t know how Bruce would take me accepting an offer from you but, like, I don’t really care about what he thinks right now.
Villainy is a poor-man's path. I would be your sponsor, and perhaps, if you'd like, you can join my business. I believe it could be good for you, to separate from people who bring you no joy and learn new skills. I am a gentleman first and foremost, so of course your rehabilitation comes at no strings. The job offer is separate and both can be refused and never mentioned again.
Withdrawals from such substances are torturous and can have long lasting effects. As painful as it is to admit, it makes perfect sense that Arkham and the like would have no true experience helping to free someone from the grasp of drugs.
Well, I am not a man and I am far from poor so I guess villainy is out of the question. Sponsor? Sounds too good to be true. As for your business… It depends on what you would have me doing. I’m no loyal lap dog and I certainly won’t run around at your beck and call.
That’s what I have been saying this whole time! They’re all insufferable. I am not refusing anything yet, nor am I accepting. I shall make that clear now.
Arkham just sucks in general. They don’t even have alcohol here and there is not a single person who knows any dealers for weed or coke. I am, like, triple sober and it is killing me. I need to get out.
I only order around those who applied to be ordered around. I have plenty of positions, both above and below board. For one, I have many locations that are in need of staffing, be it dancers, management, or servers. I also have other.. need for management. Perhaps you could assist in my hiring process? Simply put, your position would be incredibly negotiable and almost certainly up to you. I am a very flexible businessman.
As a sponsor, I would simply hold you accountable. If you say you want to quit your addictions, I would insure you are able to keep your word. I have many resources and many connections, do not worry.
It sounds passable. I’d have to see a contract before anything. I like to know everything before going into a deal. Risk, money, pros, and cons. When I say everything I do mean everything. I don’t care about any less than legal things you do, as long as I know about it.
I don’t want to quit. I can tone it down, ensure I stay in a right state of mind to be able to work, but I will not quit. That is non negotiable.
I shall set up a meeting between us to see about drafting a contract. If you would like your lawyer(s) present, please feel free. Mine will be there regardless.
And I would keep you to that goal. Quitting isn't necessary to work for or with me. Some use it to cope, and others for escape. I do not need to know your reasons, and I will, as your sponsor, assist you in strengthening yourself and keeping you alive enough to live freely. It is always helpful to have someone helping you, especially in the face of an addiction. The cravings are strong, and I should know.
I hope you consider my offers and accept at the very least a meeting.
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Yeah. Fuck him. I should become a villain or some shit. It wouldn’t be hard. I don’t care much for human life and I already have criminal connections like I should just go all in.
Yeah. They got me off cocaine right now. #dying. #notbychoice. I hate it here. And in the Manor.
Hm… I might consider it. Don’t know how Bruce would take me accepting an offer from you but, like, I don’t really care about what he thinks right now.
Villainy is a poor-man's path. I would be your sponsor, and perhaps, if you'd like, you can join my business. I believe it could be good for you, to separate from people who bring you no joy and learn new skills. I am a gentleman first and foremost, so of course your rehabilitation comes at no strings. The job offer is separate and both can be refused and never mentioned again.
Withdrawals from such substances are torturous and can have long lasting effects. As painful as it is to admit, it makes perfect sense that Arkham and the like would have no true experience helping to free someone from the grasp of drugs.
Well, I am not a man and I am far from poor so I guess villainy is out of the question. Sponsor? Sounds too good to be true. As for your business… It depends on what you would have me doing. I’m no loyal lap dog and I certainly won’t run around at your beck and call.
That’s what I have been saying this whole time! They’re all insufferable. I am not refusing anything yet, nor am I accepting. I shall make that clear now.
Arkham just sucks in general. They don’t even have alcohol here and there is not a single person who knows any dealers for weed or coke. I am, like, triple sober and it is killing me. I need to get out.
I only order around those who applied to be ordered around. I have plenty of positions, both above and below board. For one, I have many locations that are in need of staffing, be it dancers, management, or servers. I also have other.. need for management. Perhaps you could assist in my hiring process? Simply put, your position would be incredibly negotiable and almost certainly up to you. I am a very flexible businessman.
As a sponsor, I would simply hold you accountable. If you say you want to quit your addictions, I would insure you are able to keep your word. I have many resources and many connections, do not worry.
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
Yeah. Fuck him. I should become a villain or some shit. It wouldn’t be hard. I don’t care much for human life and I already have criminal connections like I should just go all in.
Yeah. They got me off cocaine right now. #dying. #notbychoice. I hate it here. And in the Manor.
Hm… I might consider it. Don’t know how Bruce would take me accepting an offer from you but, like, I don’t really care about what he thinks right now.
Villainy is a poor-man's path. I would be your sponsor, and perhaps, if you'd like, you can join my business. I believe it could be good for you, to separate from people who bring you no joy and learn new skills. I am a gentleman first and foremost, so of course your rehabilitation comes at no strings. The job offer is separate and both can be refused and never mentioned again.
Withdrawals from such substances are torturous and can have long lasting effects. As painful as it is to admit, it makes perfect sense that Arkham and the like would have no true experience helping to free someone from the grasp of drugs.
Apparently you can only attack the people that live with you in an episode/withdrawal so many times until your legal father decides to put you in Arkham for ‘treatment’…
It might have also been the fact that I successfully stabbed Richard and threatened to kill him too. In my defense I’m not good at emotionally regulating.
Hmm. I assume this legal father is Bruce Wayne? He seems to rely on Arkham far more than he should. You mention your episode being from withdrawal, and, I understand I am assuming quite a lot, that withdrawal is from drugs, yes?
I have my own.. programs to assist those I believe need it through addiction, if you would appreciate my assistance. It would remove you from Arkham, at the very least.
People seem so shocked when I, a billionaire, genuinely support the LGBTQ+… like, girrrllll talk to my dozens of past partners. Male, female, and everything between or beyond. I’m not letting anyone go unseen when the term ‘diva’ is never limited by gender or sexuality.
That depends, darling. Are you ordering alcoholic or non? Are you drinking soft or hard liquor? Are you drinking a ten year old wine or a hundred year old?
On average, our drinks shouldn't cost much more than fifty or so. Unless, of course, you are drinking centuries old wines.
Ah yes, this too. Especially at the lounge, we let our bartenders change prices depending on the attitude of our patrons. Never anything significant, but I do believe rude people deserve a punishment and those who are kind deserve a reward.
That depends, darling. Are you ordering alcoholic or non? Are you drinking soft or hard liquor? Are you drinking a ten year old wine or a hundred year old?
On average, our drinks shouldn't cost much more than fifty or so. Unless, of course, you are drinking centuries old wines.
In the post positive way possible you look like you bleed radioactive glitter and I love that,
Where would you say your liking for purple and green came from?
I definitely bleed radioactive glitter! It’s from The Incident. It’s how I blind my enemies! Some say it’s how Penguin lost his eye. HAHAHAH-!
As for my fondness for Green and purple? Dunno! Always really loved purple, wore it as much as I could. Green? Well it just goes so well! Plus I gotta match my eyes y’know? Gotta have some cohesion in this color scheme! I still can’t believe some people copy me! Absolutely rude!
I copyrighted fish once, I’ll do colors too! Joker’s colors! Only I can use them! If I catch ya? Ya pay me one billion dollars!!!
You are quite lucky I am far too busy to hold grudges for accidents. Darcy, my most recent addition, quite enjoys the plushie. She prefers it over the expensive bed I purchased for her.
I like animals of any kind, I simply have a preference for avians. And, as crude as it is, yes, those who truly wrong me deserve nothing more than to be fed to the mutated fish.
In the post positive way possible you look like you bleed radioactive glitter and I love that,
Where would you say your liking for purple and green came from?
I definitely bleed radioactive glitter! It’s from The Incident. It’s how I blind my enemies! Some say it’s how Penguin lost his eye. HAHAHAH-!
As for my fondness for Green and purple? Dunno! Always really loved purple, wore it as much as I could. Green? Well it just goes so well! Plus I gotta match my eyes y’know? Gotta have some cohesion in this color scheme! I still can’t believe some people copy me! Absolutely rude!
I copyrighted fish once, I’ll do colors too! Joker’s colors! Only I can use them! If I catch ya? Ya pay me one billion dollars!!!
You are quite lucky I am far too busy to hold grudges for accidents. Darcy, my most recent addition, quite enjoys the plushie. She prefers it over the expensive bed I purchased for her.
In the post positive way possible you look like you bleed radioactive glitter and I love that,
Where would you say your liking for purple and green came from?
I definitely bleed radioactive glitter! It’s from The Incident. It’s how I blind my enemies! Some say it’s how Penguin lost his eye. HAHAHAH-!
As for my fondness for Green and purple? Dunno! Always really loved purple, wore it as much as I could. Green? Well it just goes so well! Plus I gotta match my eyes y’know? Gotta have some cohesion in this color scheme! I still can’t believe some people copy me! Absolutely rude!
I copyrighted fish once, I’ll do colors too! Joker’s colors! Only I can use them! If I catch ya? Ya pay me one billion dollars!!!
You are quite lucky I am far too busy to hold grudges for accidents. Darcy, my most recent addition, quite enjoys the plushie. She prefers it over the expensive bed I purchased for her.
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