yearnatron 6000

any pronouns • 24 • absurdism save me

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[haterrific]

lps shorthair cat 027 vs nine inch nails the fragile poster

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[sebille]

Me when I see my favorite character bloody and broken beyond repair

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[vee-dmsr]

[am1vf]

Not leaving this in the tags

[dunwichbore]

You are my angel, come from way above

[endybearw]

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[sjalsarkiv]

a bit of inspiration from John Waters.

[cosmicscuderia]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have fandom friends who don’t hate your guy but their fav is someone else and their main ship is something else. It keeps your fandom environment biodiverse. It forces you to have some perspective.

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[3000s]

"what would you do in this situation?"

i would sell airbrushed tshirts of spongebob smoking weed at the oceanfront

[rororoyourboatthefuckaway]

Went on twitter again, instantly regretted it, but this made me laugh

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!