Certified Chaotic

She/her/they - - sapphic anthropologist Just call me Mac bois

[internetgreatesthits]

[wafflesrisa]

Pick one thing that describes how you feel inside right now

Potato in oven with no fork holes to let out steam, imminent explosion incoming

Slug writhing in salt

A broken McFlurry machine

Overripe tomato

Cat overdosed on catnip

Doldrums sea at high noon

Racoon who has eaten too much unable to escape trash can

Flickering halogen lightbulb

A small pile of dead leaves

Capybara with an orange on its head

None of these/clicky click/I’m bald

Voting ended onSep 2, 2024

Reblogs appreciated to increase sample size!

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[gloombby]

[frankiecorleone]

its cause you always folieing that damn deux

[anthrogay]

Mountain deux??

[comment-tube]

[erlkoenige]

"It's rotten work, especially to me, especially if it's you"

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[anthrogay]

My biggest flex is that I can fish in Stardew Valley on the switch without mods

[anthrogay]

My body dislikes being at work so much rn that it’s decided to sweat profusely. Like dude chill it’s 30 degrees out stop making life worse

[kiwi]

i kis u

smorch

[miamignonette]

I want everyone to know that I showed this post to my mom when I first saw it a couple of years ago and we started saying “smorch” as a way to express love so often in our family that my sister now has the word tattooed on her body.

[kiwi]

WOA… the power of smorch (and love)

[everythingfox]

[tvandfilm]

Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy

[alopiassupersillyosus]

Happy Pride everyone!!

[liftedandgiftedd]

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

[anthrogay]

Lol you legit do this every time you’re at my house kara

[valtsv]

you BOIL miette??? you cook her like the soup???

[anthrogay]

What it means to be an anthropology major: hoping that you will get extra credit or a a good letter of recommendation because you spent 3 plus hours of your free time finding, transporting, and dealing with the nasty ass smell of two dead deer bodies in your trunk for an hour to give to an anthropology professor

[politijohn]

Bernie when Bezos arrives:

[politijohn]

[anthrogay]

Fuck yea eat the rich