the eldritch horror in your phone

they/them

[funstyle]

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[anthrop0scene]

Has anyone found the right combination of minerals to add to my water to make it taste like it came straight from the hose in 2012?

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[aninals]

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

[aninals]

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

[watermelon-but-awesome]

When i die donate my skateboard to science so they can do sick tricks

[the-haiku-bot]

When i die donate

my skateboard to science so

they can do sick tricks

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[anthrop0scene]

Daily affirmation: it’s normal and ok to take psychic damage from memories

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

[deedzreads]

when the author starts describing some fuck ass outfit that i’m supposedly wearing

[deedzreads]

when the author starts describing some fuck ass outfit that i’m supposedly wearing

[bloodynosenatashasupremacist]

Me deciding if I’m gonna be dating Bucky Barnes or Steve Rogers in my nighttime scenario