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[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

[thatthreeanon]

OFH DA BOHT

[munsass]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

I’m the guy shadow boxing @ the gator w/o my shirt on

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[beautifulgodzilla]

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

[beautifulgodzilla]

[mariesbookblog]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

[sinkinga-w-a-y-deactivated20150]

The notes on this!!

[piercingsandink]

Awww

[prepfordwife]

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

[thingsthatbeginwithb]

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

[meleedamage]

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

[mewithanie]

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….

[cross-country-suggestions]

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[cross-country-suggestions]

that’s when you run cross country

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

make your own post

[cross-country-suggestions]

ok

[boogeymed-deactivated20160318]

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

[neopuff]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dateacutiesuggestion]

Date a cutie who wants to hear your voice every night

[anti-atari]

@twoade

[dateacutiesuggestion]

Date a cutie who will cuddle with you

[twoade]

@anti-atari

[straightboyfriend]

[twoade]

this is bomb “i kin no doubles” energy… is this richie? @anti-atari

[anti-atari]

its fuckigng richie

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

me: can i go to the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy

[anti-atari]

@twoade

[grawly]

fuck dude me too

[anti-atari]

@twoade

[saddest-cat-hours]

[living-deadx-girlx]

Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”

[victordeadlock]

[bruhx10]

I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance

[wokeapedia]

4chan boards like /ck/, /lit/, and shit are so funny because they take a culture that’s as abrasive and as edgy as possible and put it inside a traditionally calm normal hobby so you get language like “whoever doesn’t butter your yams go fuck yourself you filthy piece of shit”

[the-everything-man]

The last time I was on /ck/ someone said he liked to put soy sauce on his spaghetti and the first reply told him he’d beat him to death if he ever said that again.